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Scandal Luke Slayers

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"Let's see Paul Allen's dong." (IYKYK)
american psycho GIF
 

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Dong dong dong dong dong
Dong dong dong dong dong
Dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong

I’ve got nasty pubes
They’ve been all over the footy news
Mine’s the dick that’s neither up nor down
Mine’s the only dick all Carlton knows.
With no erection
I like to bend up
Put my bell end up
And no one knows if I’ve been tweeting
My hairy anus and grey pubes
 
It’s the same old tale of a palpitating todger every time, every time
It’s the same old trouble of a tool
Who took his wife for such a fool
It’s the same old man pressured into resignation one more time, another time
But not the same crime, not the same crime
I got my willy, my willy, my willy out

She shut her account down,
shut her account down, long before the tweet went round the houses
I went, because she wants me
But just this once we couldn’t keep the secret from our spouses

She works for Bupa, they’re not a sponsor, anymore
I’ve got a rap sheet and I’m waiting
For my wife to let me back in through the door
 

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As is obvious from reading this thread, I think Sayers is a lying schemer, but at face value I fail to see how this is a problem for him. It's a problem for the f.u.c.k.wit government that continues to give him contracts
It's a reflection on both parties: 1) on gov, corporate and other select HNW who prefer his economic outcomes at the expense of ethics/morals/proletariat; and 2) on himself as a modern-day, melbourne-based, milton-machiavelli
 

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