Make up an AFL knock knock joke

[AlterRob]

Knock knock

Who's there

AlterRob

AlterRob who?

Knock Knock

Who's there

186.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan awful mullet

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Voss
Voss who?
Voss going on with these crazy moving stairs?


Does anyone have the link to the vid?

 

[BIG MATTY T]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Chris

Chris who?

Chris "ima baseball bat your face once you open this door muther******" yarren

 

[HugeJohnson]

Knock knock
Whos there?
Angus.
Angus who?
Angus Graham

 

[Duritz]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

An educated, wealthy Port Adelaide supporter.

No seriously, who is it?

OK it's D119.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Knock Knock

SHUT YOUR FACE DURITZ YOU SONOFABITCH

 

[Oh Darling]

*knock knock*

"Who's there?"

"When"

"When who?"

"When dover and touch your tows... Milwney has a pwesent for you"

 

[muttweed]

Knock Knock

/Who's there?

Not Kurt Tippett

 

[Oh Darling]

*knock knock*

"Who's there?"

"Open up Balla's"

"Huh... Hi Matthew Scar.."

*lights out*

 

[Oh Darling]

*knock *knock*

"Who's there"

"Brown Paper bag for"

"Brown paper bag for who?"

"Not for your money this time Juddy... it's to put over your horse face wife's head so you don't spew up"

 

[Seedsman_]

?: Knock Knock

Essendon Football Club: Who's there?

Essendon Bowls Club

Essendon Football Club: Essendon Bowls Club who?

Essendon Bowls Club who wants you to get the **** out of Windy Hill.

Essendon Football Club: ....

 

[Piston]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Essen

Essen who?

Essen-dun ****ed up appointing Hirdy and Bomber!!!!!!!!!!!111

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The ****ing facts, baby!

Coach W:L = Winning %
Hird 22:22 (1 draw) = 48.9%
Voss 35:54 = 38.9%

 

[Bigeasy]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

It's your CEO Andy D

(Quick hide the eclairs) coming.

 

[Oh Darling]

*knock knock*

"Who's there?"

"Kim Duthie"

(Entire St Kilda football club) "We're coming!"

 

[Oh Darling]

*knock knock*

Melb Football Club: "Who's there?"

"Our decent players are"

MFC: "Our decent players are who?"

"You're right... you don't have any"

 

[Duritz]

Knock Knock.

Collingwood FC: Who's there?

moronssaywhat

Collingwood FC: What?

 

[cheesedogg]

Soft Tap Tap.....




Tap Tap....




Tap Tap....



Is that the door? Who's there?

Bwyce

Bryce Who?

Bwyce Gibbs

 

[MOONEY 21]

Knock Knock

whos there?

The hawthorn dynasty.

 

[Jobe Watson]

*knock knock*

"Who's there?"

"A Richmond supporter"

"A Richmond supporter who?

...

...

... h-hello?..."

*opens door to find a pile of chicken shit on the doorstep*

 

[Bigeasy]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Avon Calling

Oh shit it's Jack Watts. There's nobody home.

Okay. Bye.

 

[Jobe Watson]

*knock knock*

"Who's there?"

"A North Melbourne supporter"

"haha... No really, who are you?"

 

[Jab]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Collingwood supporter.

Sorry, the methadone clinic is closed.

 

[Duritz]

Soft Tap Tap.....




Tap Tap....




Tap Tap....



Is that the door? Who's there?

Bwyce

Bryce Who?

Bwyce Gibbs

I wish I could triple, no, quadruple Like this one.

 

[iBeng]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Essendon

Essendon who?

Essen done with playing the Demons and being r*ped.

Knock knock

Whos there

A Melbourne supporter!

Go back to calling 6 point wins a crime.