Make up an AFL knock knock joke

[Bigeasy]

Knock knock

Who's there?

The Essendon Lawn Bowls Club

Oh shit, rents due again.

 

[Bigeasy]

Knock knock

Who's there?

The Essendon footy team

Come in Jobe.

 

[Oh Darling]

*knock knock*

Brayshaw: "Who's there?"

"Some VIP's"

Brayshaw: "Nobody here I'm out playing golf"

 

[Bombers 2003]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adrian
Adrian who?
You know who i am duritz
im here to find out why you are pretending to be a mod
AGAIN

 

[liam_13]

Knock knock

Who's there

I'm

Im who

Im going to play my best football at the dogs

**** off Justin, even Aka was a better clubmam

 

[Duritz]

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Lance.

Lance Who?

Lance Smith, I sell Amway, I've got some wonderful products. How much do you spend a week on dishwasher tablets? Whatever it is - it's TOO MUCH. I can get you dishwasher tablets not for $30 a box, not for $20 a box, not even for $10 a box, that's right I can get them to you for $9.99 a box.

Oh, sorry, AFL, I forgot. Didn't read the OP properly.

 

[PieBeast]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Wonna.

Wonna who?

teary, the bloke who keeps posting smilies, giffs and youtube videos no matter how wide his angus gets stretched.

 

[Hodge is God]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

 

[Hodge is God]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Free kick.

Free kick who?

(Sunglasses)

Joel Selwood.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

One joke has never had so much truth in it then this joke.

Good job.

 

[Slattery_20]

*Knock Knock*

"Who's there?"

"Bay13 Moderator!"

"Haha no you're not, Duritz."

Knock knock

Who's there?

Never mind that, what are you doing in the closet Bosk?

 

[Slattery_20]

Knock knock

Hawthorn supporter: Who's there?

Someone interested in AFL.

Hawthorn supporter: MAKE IT STOP GAAAAHHHH

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Knock Knock
"who's there"
Federal Police
( sounds of people scurrying around, toilet flushing, finally door opens ).
What brings you to visit the Eagles Officer.

Knock Knock
"who's there "
"Ricky Petterd, I'm going door to door looking for someone to draft me"

Knock Knock
who's there
Chris Judd
"hang on I'll just check in the peephole, Ooouchh , you bastard chris "

Knock Knock
Who'd there
Dean Cox
haha I can use your name for all sorts of purile genetalia jokes, have you got brad dick and harmichael with you? .

 

[winty]

Knock knock

Hawthorn supporter: "Who's there?"

"A Geelong supporter."

Hawthorn supporter: "Gee, get over 2008 already, will ya?"

 

[Slattery_20]

Brent Guerra: Knock knock

Who's there?

BG: HAIR? IT'S MY HAIR. IT'S REAL TOO. HONEST. I AM A YOUNG, VIBRANT YOUNG MAN NOT SOME OLD BALD KENT. STOP TALKING ABOUT MY HAIRHAT I MEAN HAIR.

 

[Shawt]

Flog: Knock Knock
Harry O': Do you have a gun?!

 

[candiehappy]

knock knock

Cyril - whose there?

grand final

Cyril ...................... (silence)

 

[Duritz]

Knock Knock

Neon Leon: Who... Who's there?

September

Neon Leon: Go away - I don't know anyone called September!! Just LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

 

[Mofra]

Knock *Smash*

"Oops"

FFS Kosi, just use the doorbell.

 

[PoidaCat]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Lance Franklin

You missed the door dumbcampaigner knock on the door not the window.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
( sounding like a ******ed version of micky mouse ) "The List manager "
"Rack off Terry, you recruited Tambling you tool "

 

[SaintsSeptember]

knock knock KNOCK KNOCK CRASH ( Phone is thrust through broken remains of door ).
" Run for your life, its Clarckson and he's ANGRY "

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Knock Knock Knock
"Thats funny we are in a media room, there's no door
Knock Knock Knock
"where is it coming from"?
Knock Knock Knock"

"OH FFS BWOOCE , Lower your seat before you watch the Cyril Re-runs. "

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Knock Knock
"Who's there"
( Bernard Tomic ) "Dont you know who I am "

 

[el toado]

Sometime last night.....

'Knock Knock'

Who's there?

...........*rustling behind the bushes*

'Knock knock'

Who's there?

.........*running footsheps then rustling behind the bushes*

'Knock knock'

'God dammit Jason you creep, I am calling the cops this time!'

 

[Slattery_20]

Knock knock

Who's there

Jason

Jason who?

I'M JASON YOU, BITCH