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- A footy to kick.
- A TV to watch the footy.
- Whatever Mars version of Foxtel is so you can watch the footy.
- A couch to watch the footy.
- A calendar so you know when the footys on.
- A clock so you know what time the footys on.
- Pies to eat while watching the footy.
- A wall to smash every time the Dees loose, you might need a few this year.
 
So ive got
water
food
a stove lol
a bible
a blow up doll
a tent
many more suggestions would be great lol.

You've also got an infraction.
 
You would really need:

- Arnold Swartzenegger (he knows where the atmospheric generator is)
- A watch slowed to 1/5 of regular time. Mars has 1 year to our 5.
- A lot of space food sticks
- Yeah, take Robert Walls. He knows everything about anything. Please take him with you!!
- 500+ sunscreen. The sun is pretty hot as the atmosphere is thinner than earth.
- A -60 sleeping bag. Night time is a killer.
- Take Hutchy too. He might be able to dig up some evidence that he has a heart. God knows there's no evidence down here.
- Take up a series of Star trek for reference material.
- Take up a series of Baywatch for reference material.
- And a Footy!
You've outsmarted yourself there dude! :p

A watch is for telling the time and a Martian day is less than one hour longer than an earth day.

BTW a Martian year is about twice as long as one of ours.
 

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You guys are funny man. These replies are funny as man and im not being sarcastic the replies are really funny, and i dont think im going to take huchy with me, he might end up stalking me like he is doing with ben cousins. And theres no way im going to take robert walls or malcolm blight because ill die before i reach mars of bordem.
thnx keep the ideas coming lol.
 
GUys im running outof time for this project and my 2 workmates are contributing nothing so i need some serious answers and fast
thanx.
 
Seriously?

An atmosphere, both to give you something to breathe, and to heat the planet up. This would include
Carbon dioxide to trap the Sun's heat (no idea how much).
Oxygen, ideally something that could replenish the oxygen. Maybe some algae could survive if the planet was warmer.
Mars can hold on to an atmosphere for a while. It would leak into space eventually, but that would take millions of years.

Water. Maybe you could nuke the polar icecaps to melt/sublime them quickly, if you're in a rush.
Food, hell, you'd need to make a viable ecosystem if you wanted to live there permanently and independently. I don't know what the soil's like for plant nutrients.

Mountaineering equipment might come in handy. Particularly if you want to go sightseeing and climb the solar system's biggest mountain, Olympus Mons, or if you go down a canal. That said, on Mars it might be quicker to jump than to walk. Gravity's about 0.3g.

A good book, a footy, travel monopoly/scrabble, pr0n.
 

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