Massive poo stuck in toilet, how do I unclog this disaster?

[STP18]

Tips, home remedies ASAP plunger not working got dishwashing liquid fermenting ATM and hoping a kettle of boiling water will do the trick. Help quick I'm running out of time.

 

[iBeng]

Duritz

 

[Red mist]

Break it up with your fingers.

 

[royals1922]

Is it called Liam Jones...

 

[VaultWanderer]

Break it up with something

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

I'm afraid that it's at times like these that you have no choice but to eat the evidence. Let us know how you get on.

 

[Dan]

pics

 

[STP18]

Can confirm a whole lot of dishwashing liquid, let that sit for 5-10 minutes and boil two kettles worth of boiling water. Pour the water around the side of the bowl to get all the soap in and hit the flush. What happened next was breathtaking. The toilet swallowed, I mean actually swallowed the water and everything and made the loudest noise I've ever heard a toilet make. Was much more effective than the plunger + stick method. Crisis avoided, store that little tip in the memory bank, will no doubt help when you're in a pickle.

 

[GreatSouthWest]

Have you tried talking to it?

 

[VaultWanderer]

Can confirm a whole lot of dishwashing liquid, let that sit for 5-10 minutes and boil two kettles worth of boiling water. Pour the water around the side of the bowl to get all the soap in and hit the flush. What happened next was breathtaking. The toilet swallowed, I mean actually swallowed the water and everything and made the loudest noise I've ever heard a toilet make. Was much more effective than the plunger + stick method. Crisis avoided, store that little tip in the memory bank, will no doubt help when you're in a pickle.

Or get a shovel and put it in a garbage bag also works

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Do a wee on it and become a Hawfie

 

[Cyclops]

Draft it to Carlton.

 

[Catastic82]

Luckily tea is much much later

 

[Glorious couch life]

I'm afraid that it's at times like these that you have no choice but to eat the evidence. Let us know how you get on.

 

[apparentlydead]

Tips, home remedies ASAP plunger not working got dishwashing liquid fermenting ATM and hoping a kettle of boiling water will do the trick. Help quick I'm running out of time.

WTF have you been eating bra?

More fibre for you.

How is your Johnny Cash?

 

[maxmustard]

Good tips for future disasters, cheers.

 

[Red mist]

Tell Gutlop to crap elsewhere next time.

 

[Bender_]

2 words: potato masher

 

[royals1922]

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F....n fecal freaks

Reservoir Dogs reference....( or was it Things to do in Denver when you are dead)

 

[deedog2]

Mix 2 cups of red soda with two scoops of ice-cream and you'll have a spider

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

Can confirm a whole lot of dishwashing liquid, let that sit for 5-10 minutes and boil two kettles worth of boiling water. Pour the water around the side of the bowl to get all the soap in and hit the flush. What happened next was breathtaking. The toilet swallowed, I mean actually swallowed the water and everything and made the loudest noise I've ever heard a toilet make. Was much more effective than the plunger + stick method. Crisis avoided, store that little tip in the memory bank, will no doubt help when you're in a pickle.

Ahh, where was B13 and and this information about 20 years ago. You see, I wasn't always a gentleman-about-town in neckerchiefs, for a time I worked in the Shell servo near the Dandenong Rd end of Westall Rd while I was finishing Uni. We had high-flow diesel pumps, so had plenty of truck drivers coming through. It was about 5 minutes after one of these specimens of humanity had used the facilties, that another customer came to me and alerted me to 'a problem with the toilet'. I went to check on said 'problem' and was confronted with the biggest poo that you'll ever see on your life. It was about 6cm in diameter and at least 40cm long - kid you not. The front end of it was under the water at the front of the bowl and the back half stuck out of the water and about halfway up the back of the bowl.

I tried everything to get rid of it, thought about using the hotdog tongs, but ended up chopping it up with a bit of cardboard ripped off a chip box out the back and it finally flushed.

How that log ever came out of a human being I'll never know.

 

[vjknight]

Is that where I left it.

Thanks.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Come on guize cant you just be happpy with hawthorn 3 peat?

 

[dav3]

Duritz

Nah his fat wrists would get stuck

 

[Jevy]

Ahh, where was B13 and and this information about 20 years ago. You see, I wasn't always a gentleman-about-town in neckerchiefs, for a time I worked in the Shell servo near the Dandenong Rd end of Westall Rd while I was finishing Uni. We had high-flow diesel pumps, so had plenty of truck drivers coming through. It was about 5 minutes after one of these specimens of humanity had used the facilties, that another customer came to me and alerted me to 'a problem with the toilet'. I went to check on said 'problem' and was confronted with the biggest poo that you'll ever see on your life. It was about 6cm in diameter and at least 40cm long - kid you not. The front end of it was under the water at the front of the bowl and the back half stuck out of the water and about halfway up the back of the bowl.

I tried everything to get rid of it, thought about using the hotdog tongs, but ended up chopping it up with a bit of cardboard ripped off a chip box out the back and it finally flushed.

How that log ever came out of a human being I'll never know.

I really want to like this post, but I just cant.
Putrid.