Mate, It's a certainty

[PureFooty]

Thought we could use a fun thread on the board. I'm interested to know what everyone's
'certainty' will be for our upcoming match against Port. It can be as audacious/minor as you like. If we could please refrain from excessively negative posts that would be great too. (E.g We will get beat by 15 goals) Anyway, mine is that big Mitch will clunk a mark early in the game, sail it through the big sticks, and salute to the Melbourne faithful.

 

[maxmustard]

We will have one quarter were we score one goal or less, I'm going with the third.

 

[footscore]

Shagga will kick 3 goals.

 

[Blackas87]

Howe will take mark of the week

 

[Bartram_Class]

That guy will get his mug on tv.

 

[syl]

I will be there

 

[Captain Jack]

The commentators will mention Dawes 20 times even though he's not playing,

 

[Bluelegs]

The commentators will mention Dawes 20 times even though he's not playing,

Following this they will over-analyse a minor Jack Watts mistake that probably isn't even a mistake.

 

[Devastating Boris]

Wines and viney will try to end each others careers with massive hits in the first qtr.

 

[Topkent]

Either frawley or garland will hit a port Adelaide player on the chest coming out of our back 50 much to the disgust of the supporters

Nathan jones will carry our midfield all day

 

[Demon JP]

The commentators will mention Dawes 20 times even though he's not playing,

His pay-packet will also be mentioned 25 times

 

[dee_mac]

Mark neeld's eye will twitch repeatedly during interviews

 

[Biffinator]

Crowd of 93,571

 

[lose]

Tappy will absolutely smash someone..

 

[fushy]

Mitch Clarke will kick 6

 

[Bluelegs]

Some of you guys are being pretty lenient with the word 'certainty'

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Jamar to win > 1 hitout

 

[fushy]

Some of you guys are being pretty lenient with the word 'certainty'

I never said what he would kick or who he would kick

 

[Topkent]

Jamar to win > 1 hitout

Your crazy ...

 

[Supermercado]

We'll be outscored in the first five minutes of the third quarter.

 

[Dez!]

Port kick the first goal, Dees board hits panic button and start sack Neeld threads.

 

[tasmanlvr]

With GWS, Footscray playing well and potentially Gold Coast the way they've been playing thus far, the pressure will all be on us to perform tomorrow.

Hopefully we can deliver.

 

[LeverPuller]

Chunk Jones will dominate (again) and get absolutely no credit (again).

 

[d33my]

Chunk Jones will dominate (again) and get absolutely no credit (again).

I presume you're talking about credit from outside the club, the fact of the matter is unless you're superstar elite (i.e. Ablett) then you're going to struggle to get credit in a poor side.

 

[LeverPuller]

I presume you're talking about credit from outside the club, the fact of the matter is unless you're superstar elite (i.e. Ablett) then you're going to struggle to get credit in a poor side.

Thats exactly what I meant.