Matt Crouch is just a plodder.

[Beats28772]

Another bay 13 post about the crows by an obsessed port power fan. Port are becoming more irrelevant by the week and they can sense it. Lol

Someone sounds jelly we found a diamond from the 2013 draft. Camrys could of picked DBJ but you cheated remember and traded your B&F.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Another bay 13 post about the crows by an obsessed port power fan. Port are becoming more irrelevant by the week and they can sense it. Lol

Says a bloke who posts rants on the Port board at 1am on a saturday night


*Edit: Sunday Mornin'

 

[Brentmeister]

Someone sounds jelly we found a diamond from the 2013 draft. Camrys could of picked DBJ but you cheated remember and traded your B&F.

Nah not Jelly. I like Darcy. Think he's a goer - reminds me a bit of Rory Sloane as a youngster.

But starting a thread every time one of your young players has a decent game gets a bit tiresome. Crows picked up Riley Knight a few picks before DBJ and he played some cracking games last year. Hampered by injury this year which is a shame. Crows picked up Rory Atkins at pick 81 in 2012 when Port Power drafted Clurey and Shaw in the 30s. I don't see any Crows fans starting another Bay thread about it though.

I'm all for a bit of banter but this is just sad.

 

[Brentmeister]

Says a bloke who posts rants on the Port board at 1am on a saturday night

Rant? Lol it was a couple of words of banter. A Rant would typically constitute a new thread which port Power fans love creating.

 

[subaru]

Wouldn't you say a gun indicates the player is A regular starter, at worst?
A gun tends to indicate warrior characteristics.

I didn't say he was a gun.
I think he's a really good player.

And he certainly is not clumsy enough to sustain injuries like the above by smacking into his own team mate !

 

[subaru]

Nah not Jelly. I like Darcy. Think he's a goer - reminds me a bit of Rory Sloane as a youngster.

But starting a thread every time one of your young players has a decent game gets a bit tiresome. Crows picked up Riley Knight a few picks before DBJ and he played some cracking games last year. Hampered by injury this year which is a shame. Crows picked up Rory Atkins at pick 81 in 2012 when Port Power drafted Clurey and Shaw in the 30s. I don't see any Crows fans starting another Bay thread about it though.

I'm all for a bit of banter but this is just sad.

You think they'd have learnt after the Daniel Bass and John Future Butcher threads .....

 

[Brentmeister]

You think they'd have learnt after the Daniel Bass and John Future Butcher threads .....

They love anointing their young players after a few kicks and handballs. The best so far is the one about Impey being the next McLeod. Lol

 

[subaru]

They love anointing their young players after a few kicks and handballs. The best so far is the one about Impey being the next McLeod. Lol

Even their Coach is saying they don't have " top end talent "

 

[Jevy]

Even their Coach is saying they don't have " top end talent "

No sugar lumps, you stopped conveniently short of Kennys actual quote.

 

[subaru]

No sugar lumps, you stopped conveniently short of Kennys actual quote.

“We haven’t got an enormous amount of top end talent on display most weeks; we’re just solid,” Hinkley said. “But if we bring that same sort of level of intensity and effort we’ll become a bit more consistent.


There you are.....
What ? Should he have said every week?
You lot are all claiming this DBJ is s gun
Why wouldn't Ken say " apart from Darcy Hyphenate-Whatever we have no top end talent "?

Jevy
Your list is ordinary ... Very ordinary .. So when someone plays better than the rest, it doesn't mean they are extra ordinary just not as ordinary as the rest

 

[Jevy]

Jevy
Your list is ordinary ... Very ordinary .. So when someone plays better than the rest, it doesn't mean they are extra ordinary just not as ordinary as the rest

No, our list is not ordinary.
Like Kenny said, and you omitted, many haven't been on display.
A ruckman would be handy for us right now. Not to mention all the others who've been out already this year.
Our Maggies have done OK in the AFL to be 5-5.

If everyone on our list was available, you wouldn't be lifting your blouse here so often.

 

[subaru]

No, our list is not ordinary.
Like Kenny said, and you omitted, many haven't been on display.
A ruckman would be handy for us right now. Not to mention all the others who've been out already this year.
Our Maggies have done OK in the AFL to be 5-5.

If everyone on our list was available, you wouldn't be lifting your blouse here so often.

You keep going on about these players missing and how you'd be better with them .....

But you had them all last year and you were shit then too !

So obviously, 2015 you have them and you're shit 2016 you don't have them and you're still shit

They are not top end - they are at best serviceable and your club has had one half decent season since 2007

Even you must admit that 5/5 flatters you

Back at ya !

 

[Jevy]

You keep going on about these players missing and how you'd be better with them .....

But you had them all last year and you were shit then too !

So obviously, 2015 you have them and you're shit 2016 you don't have them and you're still shit

They are not top end - they are at best serviceable and your club has had one half decent season since 2007

Even you must admit that 5/5 flatters you

Back at ya !

Yes that's right we'd have been no better off with a ruckman, two more experienced tall forwards, and those who missed from injury like Gray, Wingard and White, etc etc. And it's only round 10.

 

[Golumless]

Well that's the kiss of death for DBJ career.

 

[subaru]

Yes that's right we'd have been no better off with a ruckman, two more experienced tall forwards, and those who missed from injury like Gray, Wingard and White, etc etc. And it's only round 10.

You had them all last year

Of that list - that list that keeps getting posted over and over and over again - who is on that list that were missing last year ?

 

[Jevy]

You had them all last year

Of that list - that list that keeps getting posted over and over and over again - who is on that list that were missing last year ?

Our list isn't the same as last year's. It's better. And our pacesetters White and Polec were missing for much of 2015.
Please post something factual or I'm pulling my pants up and joining packedlunch laughing at Geelong.

 

[Beats28772]

DBJ has kicked more goals and has more inside 50's this season than plodder Crouch.

 

[subaru]

Our list isn't the same as last year's. It's better. And our pacesetters White and Polec were missing for much of 2015.
Please post something factual or I'm pulling my pants up and joining packedlunch laughing at Geelong.

So last years fail was because you didn't have White and Polec?
For " much " of the year

You dropped Polec this year !

I asked you a question
You provide the facts

You had Lobbe and Ryder last year and had no idea what to do with them both

Dixon is meant to be the be all and end all but you keep listing Schulz as a reason you're shit this year

And don't even start me Monfries - didn't he get dropped last year too?

somehow or another the inclusion of this 5 that keep getting mentioned is automatically a given by you that
1. They fit into Ken can't Coach's structure which he struggled with last year and
2. Those players form is improved on 2015 and they won't get dropped - again

Big assumptions ...and every team has injuries
You were just blessed with bugger all in 2014.

 

[Jevy]

So last years fail was because you didn't have White and Polec?
For " much " of the year

You dropped Polec this year !

I asked you a question
You provide the facts

You had Lobbe and Ryder last year and had no idea what to do with them both

Dixon is meant to be the be all and end all but you keep listing Schulz as a reason you're shit this year

And don't even start me Monfries - didn't he get dropped last year too?

somehow or another the inclusion of this 5 that keep getting mentioned is automatically a given by you that
1. They fit into Ken can't Coach's structure which he struggled with last year and
2. Those players form is improved on 2015 and they won't get dropped - again

Big assumptions ...and every team has injuries
You were just blessed with bugger all in 2014.

Kenny was right. Our twos are going OK in the AFL.
DBJ is a fine example. Get around him, buy his badge.

 

[subaru]

Kenny was right. Our twos are going OK in the AFL.
DBJ is a fine example. Get around him, buy his badge.

No top end talent and you're happy with Ken

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Maybe DBJ can tell us what #portadelaidefootball is? No one else is able to..

 

[subaru]

Maybe DBJ can tell us what #portadelaidefootball is? No one else is able to..

He could always ask a " top end " player ...
Oh
Wait ....

 

[Jevy]

"It might not matter"

Lulz.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

It certainly doesn't matter, just look at his numbers

 

[John Hart Jnr]

"It might not matter"

Lulz.

Other Question Marks:

Does not like running back into defence.

Cannot regularly hit targets ahead of him.

Likes to go backwards and sideways to pad his stats, whilst effectively killing the attacking spirit of the team.

Has no pace and cannot break lines.

Looks like Fergal Sharkey