Matt Crouch is just a plodder.

[Brentmeister]

Rebounding defender > plodding ineffective midfielder

Keep digging John

 

[Beats28772]

Ooo this is getting more embarrassing by the week. 36 touches at 68% versus DBJ's 20 touches. lol

Stevens got 31 possession, what does that tell you

 

[Brentmeister]

Sorry my mistake John Hart Jnr and Beats28772 , Crouch actually got 36 touches at 78%, not 68%. Bloody typos ey! 9 clearances too, 4 more than the next best player on the ground.

Right at the coal-face as opposed to DBJ who swanned around like a seagull (75% of his touches were uncontested) and still only went at 70%.

Lol call off the fight!!!

 

[Beats28772]

Sorry my mistake John Hart Jnr and Beats28772 , Crouch actually got 36 touches at 78%, not 68%. Bloody typos ey! 9 clearances too, 4 more than the next best player on the ground.

Right at the coal-face as opposed to DBJ who swanned around like a seagull (75% of his touches were uncontested) and still only went at 70%.

Lol call off the fight!!!

Don't think so, Let's how the plodder goes when Jacobs is up against NikNat.

 

[John Hart Jnr]

Sorry my mistake John Hart Jnr and Beats28772 , Crouch actually got 36 touches at 78%, not 68%. Bloody typos ey! 9 clearances too, 4 more than the next best player on the ground.

Right at the coal-face as opposed to DBJ who swanned around like a seagull (75% of his touches were uncontested) and still only went at 70%.

Lol call off the fight!!!

He didn't pull up sore, did he?

 

[douglyzia]

Crouch averages 6 clangers this season to DBJ 1. Yes he's a shit load better indeed.

Blatant lies. You have to make up numbers to support your statement that DBJ is a 'shit load' better? Facts not so rosy, eh?

Don't think so, Let's how the plodder goes when Jacobs is up against NikNat.

Pretty sure he'll get more than the 9 disposals DBJ did against the Eagles.

 

[Beats28772]

Blatant lies. You have to make up numbers to support your statement that DBJ is a 'shit load' better? Facts not so rosy, eh?



Pretty sure he'll get more than the 9 disposals DBJ did against the Eagles.

Good to hear the plodder had a few easy possessions this arvo. Looks like grandpa Thompson may need another rest.

 

[douglyzia]

Good to hear the plodder had a few easy possessions this arvo. Looks like grandpa Thompson may need another rest.

Ollie Wines leads the league in clangers, averaging 5 a game to Luke Brown's 1. Therefore, Luke Brown is a shit load better than Ollie Wines.

 

[John Hart Jnr]

Ollie Wines leads the league in clangers, averaging 5 a game to Luke Brown's 1. Therefore, Luke Brown is a shit load better than Ollie Wines.

Talia's cat gets less clangers than Luke Brown.

Do you see the flaw in your argument?

 

[Kickin_Goals]

Talia's cat gets less clangers than Luke Brown.

Do you see the flaw in your argument?

That Talia has a cat that's better then Ollie Wines as well I'd have to assume.

 

[douglyzia]

I'm thinking Port supporters are probably hoping everyone forgets this thread was ever created.

 

[douglyzia]

OP getting let off way too easily on this one.

Apparently, the clearly-inferior DBJ is a "shit load" better than Matt Crouch because in the OP's fantasy world, Matt Crouch averages 6 clangers. A fantasy that was "liked" by most Port supporters. That should tell you a lot about the kind of dimwits we're dealing with here.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Crouch leading this one easily, but a long way to go in their careers so who knows. But Crouch miles ahead thus far.

One that needs the backfire tag ASAP is Impey > Crouch.

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

Crouch leading this one easily, but a long way to go in their careers so who knows. But Crouch miles ahead thus far.

One that needs the backfire tag ASAP is Impey > Crouch.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, DBJ clearly is the superior player. Spud crouch plays in the midfield obviously his numbers are going to be better.

 

[Maddogmetro]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, DBJ clearly is the superior player. Spud crouch plays in the midfield obviously his numbers are going to be better.

'Listen, Crouch may play better and get the ball more and use it more effectively, but that's just, like, numbers man. I can tell MY player is better because of my superior footy intellect.'

Piss off you flog

 

[Damp Squarie]

Swamperton

Crouch plays in the midfield obviously his numbers are going to be better.

Tell the OP before you piss off.

 

[douglyzia]

'Listen, Crouch may play better and get the ball more and use it more effectively, but that's just, like, numbers man. I can tell MY player is better because I fantasize about Crouch averaging 6 clangers per game.'

Fixed.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, DBJ clearly is the superior player. Spud crouch plays in the midfield obviously his numbers are going to be better.

M. Crouch is so far ahead of DBJ at the moment. DBJ is good but he's a tad vanilla at the moment. Tries hard but a bit of Kane Mitchell about him. Has the attributes to get better, but isn't there yet. That's why I said "a long way to go so who knows" ... Trying to argue DBJ is better than Mcrouch right now is ridiculous.

 

[subaru]

Did nuthin' against Freo


But then again - what port player did !!!!!????

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

M. Crouch is so far ahead of DBJ at the moment. DBJ is good but he's a tad vanilla at the moment. Tries hard but a bit of Kane Mitchell about him. Has the attributes to get better, but isn't there yet. That's why I said "a long way to go so who knows" ... Trying to argue DBJ is better than Mcrouch right now is ridiculous.

Take off your rose coloured glasses mate

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Take off your rose coloured glasses mate

LOL oh the ironing

 

[subaru]

Take off your rose coloured glasses mate

 

[TheRoo32]

DBJ clearly is the superior player. .

Take off your rose coloured glasses mate

 

[Vikingblood]

Take off your rose coloured glasses mate

You Sir are an imbecile. I know it's hard supporting a bunch of peahearts, but at least try to maintain some objectivity. Matt Crouch is 4 times the player that little blood covered Darcy is. Imagine if he bled from a contest rather than colliding with his own team mate due to lack of awareness.

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

You Sir are an imbecile. I know it's hard supporting a bunch of peahearts, but at least try to maintain some objectivity. Matt Crouch is 4 times the player that little blood covered Darcy is. Imagine if he bled from a contest rather than colliding with his own team mate due to lack of awareness.

Lol. You sir have no clue. Crouch couldn't hold Darcy's boots. Enjoy watching spud crouch's cheap easy disposals