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Heals, there's no way she won't take you back after that. Pure gold! If she doesn't take you back after that, she's not worth having.
 

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Hi everyone,

I was still sad up until last night as Fran would still not talk to me even after I sang my song to her. Oh no she did say one word after the song, YUCK!

So anyway I have been very sad and I have spent most of my time just playing with myself. I don't even like coming out of my room anymore so I spend hours in there just fiddling away.

Anyway last night my mum and dad came to visit and they had BIG news that made me very happy. They are taking me on a holiday for a while. It is going to be ace. Mum said we are going on a big plane trip and we will see where the queen lives and everything. I am soooo excited. She said it will help me get over Fran. I am a little worried about leaving the mighty cats, but I think they should be OK. I don't know why I worry as they don't even give Nathan and Will a go anyway.

I rang my friend Daniel and told him the news and he said I should pick up lots of babes while i am away. I said I might be able to visit some of his girlfriends that have moved overseas's but he said I probably wouldn't be able to find them as they have moved again and some of them are very busy been models.

Anyway I can't wait.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
 
Heals, are you going to Sydney and Darlinghurst to eat Thai food and see the place where the queens live? Or are you going to the UK to see the Poms and Palaces?

Either way, the flight attendants will be unhappy if you're caught fiddling with yourself on an aeroplane. And I've heard those model-type sheilas aren't particularly impressed by catching a bloke fiddling either. Funny, eh? You'd think that lot could appreciate a man that knows how to handle himself!

Just in case you find one of those models and get a chance to score, here's a riddle for you that might help you a bit:

Q: How does a model hold her liquor?

A: By the ears!

Ask your mum to explain it to you, Heals, and have a good holiday!
 
Hi everyone I am in Paris with mum and dad. It is ace here. Though I can't get any footy on the tv. I gotta go now as we are going on the river. Tommorrow we are going to disneyland. I can't wait. I hope the Cats keep winning.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
 

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I cant believe this is still going...
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Hi, my name is Alex. I come from Broadmeadows and I go for the mighty bombers. my favorite player is james hird. he's a champion. our carer takes us to all the games. its so cool. i got a new girlfriend, her name is kylie. anyway, i have to go, my carer says it bath time. i am scared. my carer does naughty things to me. anyway.

go the bomberzzzzzz!



;) .
 
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Heals, are you going to Sydney and Darlinghurst to eat Thai food and see the place where the queens live? Or are you going to the UK to see the Poms and Palaces?

Either way, the flight attendants will be unhappy if you're caught fiddling with yourself on an aeroplane. And I've heard those model-type sheilas aren't particularly impressed by catching a bloke fiddling either. Funny, eh? You'd think that lot could appreciate a man that knows how to handle himself!

Just in case you find one of those models and get a chance to score, here's a riddle for you that might help you a bit:

Q: How does a model hold her liquor?

A: By the ears!

Ask your mum to explain it to you, Heals, and have a good holiday!
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:D:D
 
Healy ur a crack up but you are the biggest phony ever!!! After u got to the Fran and her boobs i though hey ur not allowed to go to the movies on ur own
 

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Shh, he has to compose his responses. Cmon cats. Nah that didn't do anything. bugger. when you're ready mate. :)
 
Mate, this is absolutely pi55 funny. I found it tonight whilst messing around the site and mate, my guts are absolutely ripped to shreds through laughter!

:D
 
Hi everyone,

I am back from my trip. It was ace!!! I had the best time. I went to London and Paris and Rome and I ate lots of pizzas and pasta it was yummy.

I am glad I was away because the Mighty Cats have lost a bit and don't like to watch them lose.

My friend Kevin looked after my crabs while I was away, they are OK except he sat on one and squashed it. I am making him buy me a new one.

When we were in Rome we did a bus trip at night around the city. We were sitting at the lights and I saw all these beautiful ladies standing on this corner. I asked my dad what they were doing standing there and he told me they were ladies of the night. They were very very pretty. I think it is true after seeing these special night ladies that Europe does have the prettiest ladies in all the world.

I hear that my favourite player Will Slade is injured again. I hope it is not too bad and that he will be back in the side soon. Dad says it is something to do with groin, perhaps the club should teach him to stretch it better before he plays.

Anyway I think the Mighty Cats will win this weekend.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
 
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