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Healy said:
Hi everyone,

I am back from my trip. It was ace!!! I had the best time. I went to London and Paris and Rome and I ate lots of pizzas and pasta it was yummy.

I am glad I was away because the Mighty Cats have lost a bit and don't like to watch them lose.

My friend Kevin looked after my crabs while I was away, they are OK except he sat on one and squashed it. I am making him buy me a new one.

When we were in Rome we did a bus trip at night around the city. We were sitting at the lights and I saw all these beautiful ladies standing on this corner. I asked my dad what they were doing standing there and he told me they were ladies of the night. They were very very pretty. I think it is true after seeing these special night ladies that Europe does have the prettiest ladies in all the world.

I hear that my favourite player Will Slade is injured again. I hope it is not too bad and that he will be back in the side soon. Dad says it is something to do with groin, perhaps the club should teach him to stretch it better before he plays.

Anyway I think the Mighty Cats will win this weekend.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
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glad u enjoyed your trip heals, u seem like a nice guy! im travelling through europe for a month pretty soon, going to paris, geneva, and the greek islands...from what ive heard the ladies are quite nice there so i should enjoy myself ;) i have a soft spot for the cats, having supported them as a young kid for about 5-6 years. hope they do well this season, but not as well as the lions! :D
 
Hi

I am very very excited. My friend Bruce and I have got a plan to get a dog, but you can't tell anyone because its a secret. We are not allowed dogs at the unit. Even though my friend Daniel says there are already plenty there, I don't really know what he means when he says this so I just laugh along with him.

On the weekend Bruce and I found an old shed that is not used right down the back of the garden behind this old fence. We got an idea that it would be the bestest place to keep a dog cause none of the carers would know it was there. Now we just have to find a dog. Bruce said we should just walk around and when we see one walking the streets by itself then we should just take it. I told him I don't think we should do this. So we are looking in the papers for dogs and stuff. I think a dog like that Beethoven film would be great. He was very friendly, but I don't know what they are called. Daniel said we should get a Pit Bull. I think he might be tricking me. I have never heard of a Pit Bull, maybe it is not even a dog it might be a moo cow or something and Daniel might be trying to make me look stupid.

Anyway I hope we get one soon.

I don't want to talk about football anymore, the Mighty Cats are losing, Will is injurned and I don't know why they won't play Nathan.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!!!
 

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Posted by Healy:
"I totally agree with you Bogan. There is no need for that kind of racist, scum talk!!

Thanks to tzoarrr I have just had to explain to my 9 year old daughter what a "#######" is. This was something I was hoping not to do until she was a bit older. What a disgusting and distasteful thread."

Well do I get a prize?
 
Drummond said:
Posted by Healy:
"I totally agree with you Bogan. There is no need for that kind of racist, scum talk!!

Thanks to tzoarrr I have just had to explain to my 9 year old daughter what a "#######" is. This was something I was hoping not to do until she was a bit older. What a disgusting and distasteful thread."

Well do I get a prize?
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You're about 6 months late on that one!
 
As I have said Daniels brother did that. He stole our names and made us tell him the passwords whenI was at Daniels place playing. He posted using our names and stuff. We dobbed and he got in big, big trouble.

Still haven't found a dog yet. Bruce thinks we should get one like Benjy because they are smart and he could pretty much look after himself in the shed and we wouldn't have to do much. Does anyone know where we find one like Bengy?

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
 
Healy said:
As I have said Daniels brother did that. He stole our names and made us tell him the passwords whenI was at Daniels place playing. He posted using our names and stuff. We dobbed and he got in big, big trouble.

Still haven't found a dog yet. Bruce thinks we should get one like Benjy because they are smart and he could pretty much look after himself in the shed and we wouldn't have to do much. Does anyone know where we find one like Bengy?

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
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Heals, can you organise a question and answer time for us soon? That'd be super. :)
 

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477 posts of pure entertainment.

Keep them coming healy. :)
 
Bruce and I now have a dog. Gee its hard work looking after him. We eneded up finding him at a park near us. He was there by himself and he didn't have a collar or anything so we thought the poor boy was homeless and we took him with us.

He is brown and sorta big and he as only 3 legs. We have named him Hobble. He is the best dog. He can't do any tricks yet but we are trying to teach him. Bruce is trying to get him to eat from his mouth. He puts a biscuit half in his mouth and then trys to get Hobble to eat the other half so it would be like they are kissing. So far Hobble won't eat it. Sometimes hobble gets a little funny and tries to rub his tummy on our legs. I hope he is not sick or something.

We are keeping him in the shed down the back and we give him lots of water and we always save some of our dinner for him. Last night he had spagetti and meat sauce. He really liked it. No one but Bruce and me knows he's there.

I was thinking of getting him one of those doggy coats you see on some dogs. Does anyone know if you can get them for dogs with 3 legs and it would be cool if it was like a Mighty Cats jumper? I could even put Will Slades number on the back.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
 
Healy said:
Bruce and I now have a dog. Gee its hard work looking after him. We eneded up finding him at a park near us. He was there by himself and he didn't have a collar or anything so we thought the poor boy was homeless and we took him with us.

He is brown and sorta big and he as only 3 legs. We have named him Hobble. He is the best dog. He can't do any tricks yet but we are trying to teach him. Bruce is trying to get him to eat from his mouth. He puts a biscuit half in his mouth and then trys to get Hobble to eat the other half so it would be like they are kissing. So far Hobble won't eat it. Sometimes hobble gets a little funny and tries to rub his tummy on our legs. I hope he is not sick or something.

We are keeping him in the shed down the back and we give him lots of water and we always save some of our dinner for him. Last night he had spagetti and meat sauce. He really liked it. No one but Bruce and me knows he's there.

I was thinking of getting him one of those doggy coats you see on some dogs. Does anyone know if you can get them for dogs with 3 legs and it would be cool if it was like a Mighty Cats jumper? I could even put Will Slades number on the back.

C'MON THE MIGHTY CATS GET IT ON!
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I got some handy tips for ya heals.

-Feed it chocolate....Dogs love chocolate
-Give him so cooked chicken wings, there really handy for the development of their teeth.


i hope all goes well buddy. :D
 
EB_Tiger said:
I got some handy tips for ya heals.

-Feed it chocolate....Dogs love chocolate
-Give him so cooked chicken wings, there really handy for the development of their teeth.


i hope all goes well buddy. :D
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don't listen to him heals - choc makes doggy's do lots of poohs and they can choke on chicken bones.

E_B Tiger is a very naughty boy :D
 
goaldrush said:
That's where you are wrong. I don't live in special accomedation and I don't follow Geelong.

Hi Pat. Welcome abroad. There are some ppl in here who you will have to ignore them.
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WTF ? Suzi's back ... Be afraid ... Be Very afraid.
 

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Healy said:
I am not in a wheelchair, although my friend Dan is.

When I was young I had to wear a helmet becuase sometimes I would pass out and bump my head. But I am better now and don't have to wear it anymore.

I am pretty excited today because Traci is coming to see her brother, so that means I'll get to see her too. Yeah!!!

I'm a little nervous, especially as some guys at work have been calling me Mr Studmuffin. That gets me angry, especially when they say all I want to do is kiss Traci. They are always teasing me because unlike them I have a girlfriend.

Anyway I'll have my fingers and legs crossed.

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This is still my favourite post... :D
 
I've only read the first 5 pages of this post, can't be stuffed reading the whole 33. But this would have to be the strangest post I've ever read. :confused:
Hi Healy, hope your enjoying bigfooty.
You seem nice and friendly, but when someone critises you, you hammer them as hard as anyone hammers bentliegh
 
Sorry for not been here much.

I have been to busy with Bruce looking after our 3 legged dog Hobble. He is much more work than we thought. After having him for a few days he started doing really runny poop all over the shed and then he started to spew.

Bruce and I didn't know what was wrong. We thought we better take him to the doctor. Well we snuck out with him one afternoon and took Hobble to a doctor near us. When we went in with him the lady behind the counter was very angery and rude. She said the doctor does not see dogs or animals and we were silly boys for bringing him there. She said that we needed to see a special doctor who looks after animals and stuff. Bruce and me didn't know about these special doctors. Anyway the lady told us where one was. It was funny when we left because Bruce has got her back. As we went out the door Bruce yelled "Your the stupid lady with no brains". It was very funny. Bruce is soo brave.

Anyways we went to the dog doctor and he saw Hobble he asked us what we fed him. We told him whatever we could sneak from our dinner. Bruce also told him that he had been giving him some Golden Roughs because they are Bruce's favourite and he thought Hobble would like them.

The doctor got a little angery and told us having a dog is a big responsibility. He said Hobble was sick because of what we fed him. Bruce and I didn't really understand Hobble only ate what we did and we didn't get sick or nuffin.

The dogman told us what to feed Hobble. We now feed him special doggy food and he is much better. So far none of the carers have found him in the shed yet. Although the shed is getting very smelly with all the old poos in it. Maybe I should get Bruce to clean it up. I don't want to touch old runny poos. Some of it is even furry.

Even though the Mighty Cats lost I loved the game last week as Nathan was a superstar. I think he will be better than his dad and brother put together. After the game I wrote him a letter telling him that and yesterday I sent it to the club.

I haven't seen my friend Daniel much as he said the only dogs he is interested in are the ones that walk on two legs and have boozies.

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