Melbourne won’t make the finals

[zackah]

I’ll happily accept my flogstradamus tag for this. Allow me to elaborate:

Dwarf burners - 50/50 but prepared to give Melbourne the win here
Freo - loss
Dogs - loss
Cats - loss, melkshake dropped
Crows - loss
Suns - win due to cheat ground
Swans - loss db swannie to post some masturbatory s**t that still manages to melt the hawfies
Cokers - despite them being s**t west coke will still pick up the 4 points here. Possibly due to nick Nat restyling his game to be more like Tommy-B
GWS - loss

2 more wins, 10 in total.



Lol, no.

 

[db swannie]

I would LOL. The ski fields would be up in arms.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

We'll beat St Kilda, Adelaide, Freo and Bulldogs.
Geelong, GWS and West Coast could go either way.

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Melbourne will make finals, but boy they lack character.

Petracca must be incredibly frustrating to coach.

 

[db swannie]

Melbourne will make finals, but boy they lack character.

Petracca must be incredibly frustrating to coach.

I feel a bit sorry for Nafan Jones. He stuck by the club through all the terrible years and played his guts out through years of floggings, now he's surrounded by peaheart private school kiddies like Clayton Oliver and Petracca. Oliver strikes me as the bloke most likely to go to water come finals time. He'll be worse than Gary Rohan...

#hahaibeatyoutothejoke

 

[FurTheWin]

Big call
Bold call
s**t call
Dees to get blown out in a Prelim

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Bottom half of the eight and get eliminated week one.

They deserve it. Racist campaigners.

 

[Swooping Crow]

Will be out in first week of finals.

 

[HairyO]

Big call
Bold call
s**t call
Dees to get blown out in a Prelim

So they wont be playing Geelong then.

 

[Tigernator]

I’ll happily accept my flogstradamus tag for this. Allow me to elaborate:

Dwarf burners - 50/50 but prepared to give Melbourne the win here
Freo - loss
Dogs - loss
Cats - loss, melkshake dropped
Crows - loss
Suns - win due to cheat ground
Swans - loss db swannie to post some masturbatory s**t that still manages to melt the hawfies
Cokers - despite them being s**t west coke will still pick up the 4 points here. Possibly due to nick Nat restyling his game to be more like Tommy-B
GWS - loss

2 more wins, 10 in total.

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Lol, no.

 

[ArcherOfLoaf]

I feel a bit sorry for Nafan Jones. He stuck by the club through all the terrible years and played his guts out through years of floggings, now he's surrounded by peaheart private school kiddies like Clayton Oliver and Petracca. Oliver strikes me as the bloke most likely to go to water come finals time. He'll be worse than Gary Rohan...

#hahaibeatyoutothejoke

Only now he's surrounded by those types?

 

[zackah]

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Don’t ruin my magnificent thread D-H

 

[LiterallyNobody]

MAXIMUM GAWNAGE
Important defender, key forward on track for Sunday's MCG clash

http://m.afl.com.au/news/2018-06-25/demons-hopeful-star-duo-will-face-saints



Why can't you get proper injuries like the rest of that/stop being racist campaigners and play Jeffy ******* Garlett?!!

 

[PAFC_1870]

Will be 50/50

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

I feel a bit sorry for Nafan Jones. He stuck by the club through all the terrible years and played his guts out through years of floggings, now he's surrounded by peaheart private school kiddies like Clayton Oliver and Petracca. Oliver strikes me as the bloke most likely to go to water come finals time. He'll be worse than Gary Rohan...

#hahaibeatyoutothejoke

Absolute hero going after two third year players

 

[brett15]

I’ll happily accept my flogstradamus tag for this. Allow me to elaborate:

Dwarf burners - 50/50 but prepared to give Melbourne the win here
Freo - loss
Dogs - loss
Cats - loss, melkshake dropped
Crows - loss
Suns - win due to cheat ground
Swans - loss db swannie to post some masturbatory s**t that still manages to melt the hawfies
Cokers - despite them being s**t west coke will still pick up the 4 points here. Possibly due to nick Nat restyling his game to be more like Tommy-B
GWS - loss

2 more wins, 10 in total.

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Lol, no.

cool story bro

oh and you go for Essendon LOL

 

[Paul Kersey]

Was actually looking at the draw today for the teams in contention. Hawthorn, whilst outside the 8, has beaten half the teams in the 8, kicked itself out of one other game, had 'honourable' losses against two others and was flogged by North. And no, this isn't a post talking up Hawthorn. Rather, this form guide tells me the competition this season is ******* awful and that we're going to be in for a very, very s**t September.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

If the last two years has taught us anything it is that you can be the shittiest of s**t and still win* the GF.
#melbumforpremiers*

 

[db swannie]

Absolute hero going after two third year players

A Monday Milt everyone!!!

 

[Mofra]

Melbourne flag confirmed.

 

[Benwah83]

We're going to try and better last years effort. We'll tie percentage with the club finishing equal 8th, as well as tie all other separators based on points for/against.

Buddha Hocking will then be left to draw lots, whereby we'll be relegated to 9th.

 

[Gosha]

But aren’t they similar to Geelong 07? Isn’t this the greatest Melbourne side of all time? Aren’t they the in-form team of the comp? What happened? It’s almost like the football world got carried away when they beat up on a few s**t trucks.

 

[harry000]

Fickle world we live in.. the same media who were sucking demon glubbers up them a couple of weeks ago are now on the end of the Essenscums crack pipe. Until Norf shaft the bummers this weekend and then Norf will be the 'real deal' and Essen will be done.

 

[NorthernLights]

Absolute hero going after two third year players

If 3 years is enough time for the media to consider them “stars” then its enough time for them to be able to be trolled. Drink a cup of cement Turbo.

 

[FurTheWin]

So they wont be playing Geelong then.

We'll be in the other prelim
You won't be in any prelims