Men!

[kristin5]

Men!

Men are like Laxatives-They irritate the sh1t out of you.
Men are like Bananas-The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like Vacations-They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like Bank Machines-Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like Weather-Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like Blenders-You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like Cement-After getting laid, they take a long time to
get hard.
Men are like Chocolate Bars-Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Coffee-The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like Commercials-You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like Department Stores-Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like Government Bonds-They take so long to mature.
Men are like Horoscopes-They always tell you what to do and are
usually wrong.
Men are like Mascara-They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like Popcorn-They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
Men are like Snowstorms-You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like Lava Lamps-Fun to look at, but not very bright.

 

[PeteLX]

Didn't get a leg over last night?



Just kiddin;

 

[Bloodstained Angel]

yeah but you still love us and you still can't do without us.



cheers

 

[Fat Alfred]

Originally posted by kristin5
Men!

Men are like Laxatives-They irritate the sh1t out of you.
Men are like Bananas-The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like Vacations-They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like Bank Machines-Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like Weather-Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like Blenders-You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like Cement-After getting laid, they take a long time to
get hard.
Men are like Chocolate Bars-Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Coffee-The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like Commercials-You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like Department Stores-Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like Government Bonds-They take so long to mature.
Men are like Horoscopes-They always tell you what to do and are
usually wrong.
Men are like Mascara-They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like Popcorn-They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
Men are like Snowstorms-You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like Lava Lamps-Fun to look at, but not very bright.

take off your clothes and I'll show you what men are like

 

[kristin5]

Originally posted by Bloodstained Angel
yeah but you still love us and you still can't do without us.



cheers

too true, I'm afraid!

 

[Bee]

Re: Re: Men!

Originally posted by Fat Alfred





take off your clothes and I'll show you what men are like

Please say you won't take yours off!

 

[Bee]

Originally posted by Bloodstained Angel
yeah but you still love us and you still can't do without us.



cheers

No, at least not until they invent a vibrator that can kill spiders and mow the lawn.

 

[PeteLX]

Originally posted by Bee


No, at least not until they invent a vibrator that can kill spiders and mow the lawn.

Can I get that at the same shop as the dishwashing/clothes ironing/sex doll?

 

[Fat Alfred]

Re: Re: Re: Men!

Originally posted by Bee


Please say you won't take yours off!

baby, once you've had fat, you'll never go back!

 

[The Power Guy]

Girls...... why bother trying, you know you can't resist us.

 

[Bloodstained Angel]

ahhh Bee

all feisty bluster as usual

admit it - deep in your heart you KNOW you can't live in a world without men.

cheers

 

[meg]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Men!

Originally posted by Fat Alfred


baby, once you've had fat, you'll never go back!

*shudder*

 

[Jars458]

If women didn't have ****s we would throw stones at them

 

[BomberGal]

Ahh, I love it!!!! Absolutely perfect!

 

[BomberGal]

Originally posted by Bloodstained Angel
admit it - deep in your heart you KNOW you can't live in a world without men.

Yeah, true....but that's not the point!! That doesn't make them any better!!

 

[mantis]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Men!

Originally posted by meg


*shudder*

Shouldn't that be "wobble".

 

[Docker_Brat]

Originally posted by Jars458
If women didn't have ****s we would throw stones at them

Jars, I am in agreeance with you. Will wonders never cease.

 

[raboyle]

All I can say is...

IF IT HAS WHEELS OR WEARS A SKIRT...

























YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT!

 

[Mobbs]

Originally posted by Bee
No, at least not until they invent a vibrator that can kill spiders and mow the lawn.

... and can feed yer sorry arses

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by Mobbenfuhrer


... and can feed yer sorry arses

If that's what does it for ya!

But I agree with the chicks. I'm over you lot!

 

[Sly77]

Oh come on girls - dont be so harsh. Men have a lot of great stuff to offer us.....

like................

errrrrrrrr............

Ummmm............


Gees I dunno??????

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Men!

Originally posted by Fat Alfred


baby, once you've had fat, you'll never go back!

*cough* rip off!

 

[lioness]

Originally posted by Bee


No, at least not until they invent a vibrator that can kill spiders and mow the lawn.

Now THAT is post of the year.

 

[lioness]

Originally posted by Sly77
Oh come on girls - dont be so harsh. Men have a lot of great stuff to offer us.....

like................

errrrrrrrr............

Ummmm............


Gees I dunno??????

Killing spiders. And gosh, I'm sure there was something else....






































I'll get back to you on that one.

 

[skilts]

I have two theories about the battle of the sexes:
(1) If women knew what men are really like, they wouldn't have anything to do with them. You blokes know what I'm talking about.
(2) The only reason women have anything to do with men is that men have warm feet.
Our species is doomed.