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Pie eyed

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You get out of bed like any other day.
Shower, dress and have some brekky.

Despite the cloudy skies, birds are singing.
Your cars starts without a whimper. It sounds better today for some reason?
Traffic, although congested as usual, is a breeze, people smile and wave as they let you in to traffic, you smile and wave back at that girl who gestures apologetically after almost cutting you off.

You even wait happily for the pantech off to the left to revere agonisingly slowly back into your lane.

Still the birds sing as the sun just peeks through the clouds and a single beam shines down through you window to warm your knees.

Sliding into a park only 20 mtrs from the front door of your building your attention drawn to the myriad small groups of folk chatting, arms waving, smiling. Groups here and there break up with hand shakes, knowing smiles and the odd back slap or two.

You jauntily jog up the 3 flights of stairs to your office rather than take the lift and as you pass the resident Carlton supporters office you notice that his A3 photocopy of the Ladder has been taken down and there is another dart in his poster of Bryce Gibbs.

As you ease yourself into your chair you notice an email from personnel?

Your week off at the end of September has been approved, excusing you from the Annual Meeting to be held in Townsville which has been organised by the resident Carlton supporter.

I love Monday mornings when Carlton lose.
 
You get out of bed like any other day.
Shower, dress and have some brekky.

Despite the cloudy skies, birds are singing.
Your cars starts without a whimper. It sounds better today for some reason?
Traffic, although congested as usual, is a breeze, people smile and wave as they let you in to traffic, you smile and wave back at that girl who gestures apologetically after almost cutting you off.

You even wait happily for the pantech off to the left to revere agonisingly slowly back into your lane.

Still the birds sing as the sun just peeks through the clouds and a single beam shines down through you window to warm your knees.

Sliding into a park only 20 mtrs from the front door of your building your attention drawn to the myriad small groups of folk chatting, arms waving, smiling. Groups here and there break up with hand shakes, knowing smiles and the odd back slap or two.

You jauntily jog up the 3 flights of stairs to your office rather than take the lift and as you pass the resident Carlton supporters office you notice that his A3 photocopy of the Ladder has been taken down and there is another dart in his poster of Bryce Gibbs.

As you ease yourself into your chair you notice an email from personnel?

Your week off at the end of September has been approved, excusing you from the Annual Meeting to be held in Townsville which has been organised by the resident Carlton supporter.

I love Monday mornings when Carlton lose.
BUT but but but but we got Juddy :D
But but but but but we got Gibbsy :D
But but but but but we got away with cap cheating :D
But but but but but we deserve to win the flag because we're Carlton :D

Despite all the buts
There is nothing sweeter than Carlton offended :D:D:D:D:D
 

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Magnificent prose Pie Eyed. You have captured the essence beautifully.

If you could pen one for Essendon also, with the glee factor just down one notch from Carlton I would appreciate it
 
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We have smote the Dons on the greatest stage and they hold not special place in my "table of schadenfreude".

Even the once Vile Saints hold no high rank which even touches Cartoon.

Carlton are the Satan of football and I take every pleasure in their every fall even when they dwell at the bottom, amongst the slime and crawling things from which they were spawned.

A Carlton capitulation is simply a return to normality and righteous equilibrium.

It sets the birds to song, the sun to rise and the righteous to triumph.
 
We have smote the Dons on the greatest stage and they hold not special place in my "table of schadenfreude".

Even the once Vile Saints hold no high rank which even touches Cartoon.

Carlton are the Satan of football and I take every pleasure in their every fall even when they dwell at the bottom, amongst the slime and crawling things from which they were spawned.

A Carlton capitulation is simply a return to normality and righteous equilibrium.

It sets the birds to song, the sun to rise and the righteous to triumph.
Pie eyed
Mate you should be writing books,encapsulates everything perfectly about Carlton and our feelings about them 2 thumps up.:thumbsu::thumbsu:
 
You know what would be awesome at the next clash between us and them? If our cheer squad gave Marc Murphy a thumbs-up in retaliation for that finger-salute he thought we deserved.

It can't happen due to Murphy's injury, but nothing would be better than showing them we're above it...even with Angry Cheer Squad Member Guy. ;)
 
Carlton are the Satan of football and I take every pleasure in their every fall even when they dwell at the bottom, amongst the slime and crawling things from which they were spawned.
Nah, I'd happily support Satan if he was to play Carlton in any given week. ;)
 

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Channel nine news made a joke tonight... Wonder if anyone else heard it and laughed?

Ok I'll tell you... They had SCUM training and mentioned they had 8 first team players out injured... I sat there racking my brains out thinking who could be the 8 ?

Came up with Murphy thats where I stopped?

Can anyone else tell me? Have they cheated again and they haven't been announced yet?
 
Excellent Pie Eyed, just mwah, num-num. To quote the Bruce 'relicious'

We have smote the Dons on the greatest stage and they hold not special place in my "table of schadenfreude".

Even the once Vile Saints hold no high rank which even touches Cartoon.

Carlton are the Satan of football and I take every pleasure in their every fall even when they dwell at the bottom, amongst the slime and crawling things from which they were spawned.

A Carlton capitulation is simply a return to normality and righteous equilibrium.

It sets the birds to song, the sun to rise and the righteous to triumph.

They certainly come straight from Satan's bottom hole.

They still haven't learnt anything from their decade of failure, still think you can have a quick fix. Sack the coach, click your fingers, "there's no place like home, there's no place like home." Still in dust-bowl mother****ers!

Eat some shit rolls.
 
Eddie made a few comments this morning about Mick Malthouse and how he would be interested in coaching Carlton if they approached him.

And wow, hasn't that bought the scum out of the gaol cells and mob houses, with Kernahan leading the charge saying that Eddie has been told by him to not talk about Carlton issues like that.

Sorry Scum, Sorry Sticks, EDDIE WILL NEVER SHUT UP, and that's why we love him.:D
 
Mick said once he quit us that he will never coach again becuase he couldnt coach against this Collingwood team. Carlton are not going to get him and for all I care I hope they get Dean Baily or Terry Wallace as their coach next year.
 
... Carlton are not going to get him and for all I care I hope they get Dean Baily ... as their coach next year.

Oh c'mon, that's taking things too far.

I wouldn't even wish that on Carlton. :eek:
 

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