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Mullets.... should they be banned?

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I believe that the mullet haircut should be banned. It should be illegal. It is appaling, it is THE worst hair style that one could get. I don't understand... what possesess a man to go and get a hair cut...
"How do ya want it"
"ah, just a mullet thanks mate"
I mean, guys, really?
 
The Mullet is an Aussie tradition. It would be like getting rid of the Pie Floater, or Coopers!!

Nothing wrong with a mullet and they are great to have competitions of who can find the best mullet!
 
question is does Joffa have enough hair on top of his head to qualify the mullet...lookin pretty thin up there..and constantly hidden with a good n faithful CAP!!! lol

lookin mighty classy Joffie!! loved the make up too...you might even pass for a member of kiss these days...tommy thayer eat your heart out! lol
 

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If they were illegal, there would be a huge number of suburbs across Australia where there would be no people, because all the men and women would all be in jail for having mullets.

One question though - is a female mullet called a fullet?:D
 
A female mullet is officially known as a 'femullet'

Check out Mullets Galore for all the mullet classifications!

As for banning the mullet? No. Port Adelaide have enough of a problem filling Football Park without effectively outlawing a fair chunk of their supporter base. ;)
 
LMAO!! thats pretty funny...
no, i don't reckon they should be banned... but personally i don't like them too much. but hey, if people want them, then let them!
 
Ok so we have come to the concencus that mullets should not be banned... because this would severely cut down the size of our population. So, we'll live with the mullet, the best damn hairstyle ever to grace the face of this planet.
 
Well apperantly next semester in my History class, we are doing an in- depth study of the mullet!!! :eek:
My teacher is actually obsessed with that stupid hair style... and you guess it... HE IS BALD!!! :o :rolleyes:
So yeah I'll let you know how my project is going once I get it... :D
 

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Originally posted by DEES RULE!
Well apperantly next semester in my History class, we are doing an in- depth study of the mullet!!! :eek:
My teacher is actually obsessed with that stupid hair style... and you guess it... HE IS BALD!!! :o :rolleyes:
So yeah I'll let you know how my project is going once I get it... :D

See my link to Mullets Galore, it may give you a head start (pardon the pun!) to finding out the history of this fashion disaster :)
 
Originally posted by Docker_Brat


See my link to Mullets Galore, it may give you a head start (pardon the pun!) to finding out the history of this fashion disaster :)

Thanks... I'm gonna finish my other assignment first but than I'm getting on with the mullet one me thinks.... oh god how lame can my school get?? :eek: :( :o
 
Right, it's confession time.

There was a time when I once sported a mullet.

Not a run-of-the-mill mullet, either... picture David Bowie in his Ziggy Stardust phase. It was that extreme.

But never, NEVER, NEVER AGAIN.

I was guilty of bad fashion sense - but I've learned my lesson. I regret ever having worn the mullet.

Bearers of the mullet should be shot on sight. Their corpses shall be torched and the ashes interred in unconsecrated ground.

DEATH TO THE MULLET!
 
The mullet is an icon, it's about as aussie as shagging your cousin at a B&S ball, or living in the bush, and look at all the famous people that has/had this haircut, David Bowie, Paul McCartney, Lou Reed, Michael Bolton:rolleyes: , Paul Roos, Bruce Reid (who had the best mullet/mo combo you've ever seen). the list goes on, and from a former mullethead (I had one when I was 6, when it was still fashionable), I reckon that the mullet should stay as a ridiculas, but endearing fashion statement.
 

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LMAO at Wayde Petersen over Bruce Reid! The funniest thing I ever saw was last night at cricket presentation (I was robbed for the fielding) when a bloke came out with his Tina Turner style mullet afro spikey thing and the best thing was it was a friggin formal night and he came in skateboard clothes. I have never seen that many people laugh at someone like that.
 

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