My first Song!! it's called - Wrong Foot amputated

[Stegelator]

WRONG FOOT AMPUTATED

he got the wrong foot amputated

the doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease
I was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sedatives to put me at ease

they put me on a gurney in a hospital gown
they gave me anesthetic and they set my legs down
"you won't fell a thing" is what the doctor told me
"we're gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off"

hey man you must be kidding me, take a look
he got the wrong foot amputated
hey you should have cut the other knee, take a bow
he got the wrong foot amputated

hey that leg was mine, you mean to tell me that this stuff happens all the time
hey this ain't my day

 

[jod23]

Originally posted by Stegelator
WRONG FOOT AMPUTATED

he got the wrong foot amputated

the doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease
I was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sedatives to put me at ease

they put me on a gurney in a hospital gown
they gave me anesthetic and they set my legs down
"you won't fell a thing" is what the doctor told me
"we're gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off"

hey man you must be kidding me, take a look
he got the wrong foot amputated
hey you should have cut the other knee, take a bow
he got the wrong foot amputated

hey that leg was mine, you mean to tell me that this stuff happens all the time
hey this ain't my day

Put a nice guitar riff on it and you've got a number 1 hit .... especially with the humor...

 

[SeinDude]

Stegelator,

Cool song!!

SeinDude

"Yada, yada, yada!!"

 

[Stegelator]

Re: Re: My first Song!! it's called - Wrong Foot amputated

Originally posted by jod23


Put a nice guitar riff on it and you've got a number 1 hit .... especially with the humor...

you serious?

 

[jod23]

Re: Re: Re: My first Song!! it's called - Wrong Foot amputated

Originally posted by Stegelator
you serious?

Yeah im serious....Blink 182 do it all the time..they have funny lyrics and funny film clips, slap a recurring catchy guitar riff and chorus and youve got yourself a hit. With todays market you could sell it.

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by Stegelator

"we're gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off"

Steggie .. mate ..

What you do in your own spare time, should not be discussed on bigfooty ...

 

[Stegelator]

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Originally posted by jod23


Yeah im serious....Blink 182 do it all the time..they have funny lyrics and funny film clips, slap a recurring catchy guitar riff and chorus and youve got yourself a hit. With todays market you could sell it.

awesome! know any musicians? and shut up masey

 

[jod23]

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Originally posted by Stegelator
awesome! know any musicians? and shut up masey

Me Well i play the guitar but im no Jimi Hendrix

 

[madboy]

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Originally posted by jod23
Me Well i play the guitar but im no Jimi Hendrix

I also play the guitar, but I'm no jod23!

 

[Mooster7]

Steg,

I'm a little concerned. First you bring to our attention that the average person has less than one leg. Now, you are writing songs about lower extremity amputations.

Do you know something the rest of us don't know?

Is this going to be a concept album which eventually champions the late Princess Diana's anti-landmine squawk?

Get over it. She's dead, and the rest of us get to keep our landmines.

 

[joshhem]

Originally posted by Mooster7
Steg,

I'm a little concerned. First you bring to our attention that the average person has less than one leg. Now, you are writing songs about lower extremity amputations.

Do you know something the rest of us don't know?

Is this going to be a concept album which eventually champions the late Princess Diana's anti-landmine squawk?

Get over it. She's dead, and the rest of us get to keep our landmines.

I'm a muso, I'll let ya know if i come up with anything catchy (don't count on it)

 

[jod23]

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Originally posted by madboy
I also play the guitar, but I'm no jod23!

LOL....