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[Coach Required]

Originally posted by Tigerrific
If any of the new board or coaching department would like me to issue a press release, please submit your requests here.

yeah there is a rumour abound that 1980 has leaked an internal memo about how our supporters lack faith in the other people in the coaching department

but i just want to say I'll back my coaching department till the cows come home.

LOL

 

[WilliamPowell]

I would like to nominate for the position of BOXING coach.

I am not going to teach anyone to box - just want the option of being able to belt th under performing around the ears and get paid for it

 

[corporal]

Originally posted by oxx
I'll recruit but i want all of the Merchandising.Clothes,DVDs,everything.

Series of dvds ,one on Rainsey,Roachy,etc
Well move them easy.
$$$$$$$

And i want to throw a few rave parties at Punt road.
Let the little buggers in and lock the gates for 12 hours.
Profit - 35k cash.
4 of those a year.

Do we really want all of the Carlton boys down at Punt road?

 

[1980]

I'll take the job on the coaching panel only on the condition that Tiger of Old is made president.

I look forward to everyone at the club wearing rose colored glasses at all times by order of the president, coaches never getting sacked, players never being criticised, the team never winning a game, and the supporters being blamed for everything for putting too much pressure on the club. Once in a while, we can also stick it to previous administrations from 20 years ago for winning premierships, which needlessly raised everyone's expectations.

Come to think of it, that sounds too much like Clinton Casey. You're not one and the same are you TOO?

 

[kretchy]

I'll take on the Coburg job and have a hand in player development.

 

[oxx]

C'mon ladies,
we need a few footy groupies (cant leave them all for Froars and Joolz)

Rosy....?
Smoo...?

 

[cairo tiger]

i miss the gooddess i want her back name you position goddess we need your ilk here

 

[oxx]

Yeah TigersGoddess,u dont post at pre hardly so come and play here.
Official Team and events photographer.

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

Originally posted by 1980
I'll take the job on the coaching panel only on the condition that Tiger of Old is made president.

I look forward to everyone at the club wearing rose colored glasses at all times by order of the president, coaches never getting sacked, players never being criticised, the team never winning a game, and the supporters being blamed for everything for putting too much pressure on the club. Once in a while, we can also stick it to previous administrations from 20 years ago for winning premierships, which needlessly raised everyone's expectations.

Come to think of it, that sounds too much like Clinton Casey. You're not one and the same are you TOO?

hahahaha.a short stay at the top by cario

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

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[Tigerrific]

Originally posted by tiger of old
hahahaha.how ironic.i wouldnt sack you but redploy you as our bootstudder.just rememeber there is an open policy about dogs being on punt rd oval.
dog**** and 1980 hmmmmmmm try and split the different odour?

Now, now children. Remember this is the new united Tigerland here.

Remember the song?? We're a happy team at... oops sorry wrong song

 

[1980]

Common, you can do better than this. You cant expect to bait me with an insult my 5 month old could come up with.

 

[mellowyellow]

I'll nominate TOO & 1980 as joint coordinator's for half-time entertainment during all home matches.

 

[1980]

I think we should also do a 1 hour radio show every week. Good Richmond supporter, Bad Richmond supporter. We can go at it for an hour arguing about everything.

How about it TOO?

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

Originally posted by 1980
I think we should also do a 1 hour radio show every week. Good Richmond supporter, Bad Richmond supporter. We can go at it for an hour arguing about everything.

How about it TOO?

i.ll be in that.certainly a better option that the dribble on 927 monday nights.

 

[Tigerrific]

Originally posted by tiger of old
i.ll be in that.certainly a better option that the dribble on 927 monday nights.

Did you hear Diggler on Club Corner last monday? They were talking about PRE.

 

[Tigerrific]

I just thought that I would let you know that I am putting all future Press Releases on the thread "New Press Releases".

That way I won't upset posters with too many individual threads on the board. If anyone is unhappy with this let me know.

Cairo, it would be good if we had an updated list of all office bearers and if board members and coaches etc could contribute ideas for future press releases.

This was a great idea of yours Cairo, I'm really enjoying it and hope everyone else is too! It's nice to take our minds off all the negativity in the papers at the moment.

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

Originally posted by Tigerrific
Did you hear Diggler on Club Corner last monday? They were talking about PRE.

nope.i havnt listened to the show for a few years now.

cheers!

 

[mellowyellow]

Originally posted by Tigerrific
Did you hear Diggler on Club Corner last monday? They were talking about PRE.

Surely not? I thought the callers feedback was fairly constructive & considered. Not a hint of diggler-ism in any of the calls.

The only reference to his name was when kewsy asked greenberg if he posted on pre, and if his nic name was diggler. ha

 

[Tigerrific]

Originally posted by mellowyellow
Surely not? I thought the callers feedback was fairly constructive & considered. Not a hint of diggler-ism in any of the calls.

The only reference to his name was when kewsy asked greenberg if he posted on pre, and if his nic name was diggler. ha

Sorry, I only caught the end of it.

 

[Coach Required]

Tigerrific,

just thought I'd let you know we may need another press release.

After a few hours of sitting down with the coaching panel this afternoon, in the wake of the recent bombshell regarding the leaked memo we have come up with a new coaching tactic which will change they way Richmond play and revolutionise the game as we know it.

This week we will be trialing it at coburg and if successful we will enforce it in round 6 against Hawthorn's pretty boys.

The tactic after much debating is smearing a large amount of chicken manure over every player in the 22, making it damn near impossible for an opposition player to come within 5 meters of us.

THis plan will then be a certainty to succeed against Hawthorn when none of their pretty boys will want to get chicken manure on them, our boys will attack the ball and smear the ball too, thus having a whole game with a ball to ourselves.

That way we can still get away with chipping the ball and work on playing direct accountable footy, once we get our condifence up and start playing down the corridor, who knows we may not need chicken manure anymore.

LOL

 

[Tigerrific]

Originally posted by Coach Required
Tigerrific,

just thought I'd let you know we may need another press release.

After a few hours of sitting down with the coaching panel this afternoon, in the wake of the recent bombshell regarding the leaked memo we have come up with a new coaching tactic which will change they way Richmond play and revolutionise the game as we know it.

This week we will be trialing it at coburg and if successful we will enforce it in round 6 against Hawthorn's pretty boys.

The tactic after much debating is smearing a large amount of chicken manure over every player in the 22, making it damn near impossible for an opposition player to come within 5 meters of us.

THis plan will then be a certainty to succeed against Hawthorn when none of their pretty boys will want to get chicken manure on them, our boys will attack the ball and smear the ball too, thus having a whole game with a ball to ourselves.

That way we can still get away with chipping the ball and work on playing direct accountable footy, once we get our condifence up and start playing down the corridor, who knows we may not need chicken manure anymore.

LOL

I'll see what I can do tomorrow Coach. You've pretty much written it for me though, maybe you could have your own coaches column.