Tigerrific,
just thought I'd let you know we may need another press release.
After a few hours of sitting down with the coaching panel this afternoon, in the wake of the recent bombshell regarding the leaked memo we have come up with a new coaching tactic which will change they way Richmond play and revolutionise the game as we know it.
This week we will be trialing it at coburg and if successful we will enforce it in round 6 against Hawthorn's pretty boys.
The tactic after much debating is smearing a large amount of chicken manure over every player in the 22, making it damn near impossible for an opposition player to come within 5 meters of us.
THis plan will then be a certainty to succeed against Hawthorn when none of their pretty boys will want to get chicken manure on them, our boys will attack the ball and smear the ball too, thus having a whole game with a ball to ourselves.
That way we can still get away with chipping the ball and work on playing direct accountable footy, once we get our condifence up and start playing down the corridor, who knows we may not need chicken manure anymore.
LOL
