Napolean Dynamite

[crazy_big_al]

I’m under the strong belief that Napoleon deserves death by an AIDS infested needle. Terrible movie, the type of movie stoners and ******s watch and laugh at because there brain is mush. Jay & Silent Bob was a badass movie though, legit.

u are an idiot

 

[MadRyan]

u are an idiot

Kee_ the _ee out of our _ool! bro.

 

[lenny&carl]

i watched it all the way through (just,) and i thought it was really crap. the characters were kind of endearing, and i wanted to see what happened to them. Problem was NOTHING happened to them.

 

[lenny&carl]

and the guy at the end can dance.

So....?

 

[crazy_big_al]

i watched it all the way through (just,) and i thought it was really crap. the characters were kind of endearing, and i wanted to see what happened to them. Problem was NOTHING happened to them.

watch until the end of the credits dude

 

[MiniKirk]

not a fan at all

i heard great reviews about before i saw it and i tried to see the humour in it but it was just sooooooo slow, it was really about nothing.

 

[crazy_big_al]

not a fan at all

i heard great reviews about before i saw it and i tried to see the humour in it but it was just sooooooo slow, it was really about nothing.

u dont think the time machine was gold and the sweet jumps and the dancing.

come one it is pure GOLD

 

[Mattlowry]

Napolean we both know i'm training to be a cage fighter....

Your just jeleous because i've been chatting to hot chicks online all day.

Hilarious movie. Incredibly random...

 

[rizzo]

The movie is a bit choppy at times. Some parts are very funny, and other parts are just plain boring. Good Bad movie i guess

 

[Milenko]

Six dollars?......That's a like a dollar an hour..!

 

[Presti_is_god]

I found it ok. Nothing had me in stitches, there were funny parts but certainly not a great comedy.

 

[Seb]

The dance and llama scenes amused me.

 

[Arsene Wenger]

Worst day of my life...... whaddya think

 

[coxon]

 

[Silvagnis]

The dance

The only amusing part of the whole film

 

[Mattlowry]

Worst day of my life...... whaddya think

Like anyone could even know Napolean....

 

[-Buzz-]

Do the chickens have large talons?
Do they have what?
Large talons.
I don't understand a word you just said.

 

[SBI]

I hated it. Some parts were funny, but the rest was just either crap or too long.

 

[Flying Joey]

i thought, for a movie with absolutely no point/story line it was as funny a film i have seen... great choice of actors

some of my fav:
Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!
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Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

 

[metallichris]

Kip: Well, things are gettin' pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day... so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.

Kip: She's uh-- she's got sandy blonde hair. She's, uh, pretty-look-- pretty good-looking face, but... I'm just gettin' really-- just kinda T.O.'d because, I mean, she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.

Pedro: Hello.
I don't have much to say.
But I think it would be good to have
some holy santos brought to the high school
to guard the hallway and to bring us good luck.
El Santo Niño de Atocha is a good one.
My Aunt Concha has seen him.
And...we have a great F.F.A. schedule lined up--
and I'd like to see more of that.
If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.
Thank you.

 

[crazy_big_al]

Napeoleon: Do the chickens have large talons?

Napeoleon: Are you guys Pedro's cousins with the sweet hookups?

Napeoleon: So i guess we're pretty much friends by now?
Pedro: Yeah.
Napeoleon: So, you got my back and everything?
Pedro: Huh?
Napeoleon: Nevermind.

Napeoleon: This is probably the worst movie ever made.
Kip: Like anyone could ever know that Napoleon.

Napeoleon: The shading on your upper lip took 3 hours. It's probably the greatest drawing i've ever done

Napeoleon: Six dollars? That's like a dollar an hour!

Kip: I've been out with Uncle Rico makin some sweet moolah.



Classic deadpan movie. Gets better with every viewing.

 

[Lonie_from_50]

A movie where the quotes are the Gold of it.

The opening quote just sets the seen of a lame adventure that you can just laugh at.

Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

Napoleon Dynamite: I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
Trisha: Yeah... it's really... neat.

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?
Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Pedro: Like what are my skills?
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

Napoleon Dynamite: Why do you got your hood on like that?
Pedro: Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don't want anyone to see.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Terrible movie only try hard idiots would like.

 

[Lonie_from_50]

Still on my back Leo - I like to think of it as an obsession now.

Run along to Gangsta's Paradise!

 

[Funkalicous]

The movie is living proof that you don't need a big budget for it to be good.