NBA All-Time Mixin' It Up Draft

[OrdinaryJoel]

Wacky Tiger

 

[JP Sauce]

So... I won this thing right?

 

[fidstar]

So... I won this thing right?

Won the right to lose to my team

 

[Crafted]

umm

Wacky Tiger

 

[Wacky Tiger]

What did i do. Oh shit i still have to pick someone???

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Because i cant be arsed researching i'll go James Harden. Surely noone has him

C - Hakeem Olajuwon (first overall pick)
PF - Kevin McHale (coached an NBA team)
SF - Dr Julius Erving (Won J. Walter Kennedy Citizenship Award )
SG - Dwayne Wade (two or more championships)
PG - Steve Nash (born internationally)

Bob Cousy (led the league in one aspect)
Bernard King (is/has been a NBA announcer/TV Analyst)
Chauncey Billups (competed in 3pt shootout)
Robert Parish (Are one of the NBA 50 Greatest Players of All-time)
Luis Scola (has played overseas)
Jim Jackson (played for 12 ******* teams lol)
James Harden (Has NOT been won the NBA League MVP) YET

 

[blackcat]

My final pick of the best team in this competition is fidstar. Let's face it the 12th man isn't playing on this team, so I want the best seat in the house. Last time I checked my Resume I didn't have an NBA MVP.

Ok, maybe I'll take the Amar’e Stoudemire (the Phx version). You may lol, but this guy in Phx was awesome and going to be a game changer (22/9 guy before injury killed him)

G - John Stockton (was in a 3 point shootout)
G - Reggie Miller (Is/has been an NBA Announcer/TV Analyst)
F - LeBron (Two championships)
F - Elvin Hayes (Top 50 player of all time)
C - Moses Malone (Played for 4 or more teams)

Backup
G - Tony Parker (played overseas)
G - Jeff Hornacek (coach)
F - Carmelo Anthony (Has led the league in one aspect)
F - Anthony Davis (1st pick)
C - Dikembe Mutombo (born overseas)
F/G - Glenn Rice (led the league)
F/C - Amar'e Stoudemire (didn't win an MVP)

and Glen Rice slept with Sarah Palin when she was a tv reporter in Florida

 

[blackcat]

Decided I needed some defense so was going to pick Dennis, but I think he is too much of a liability. In this all-star type game coaches are going to love to be able to double off of him. So while I have manlove for him I can't pick him.

But I need defense and I need an international player. Having just checked the list of international players they are starting to run a bit thin.

So I pick...

Dikembe Mutombo

He averaged a double double in every one of his first 11 seasons. His final numbers are only low because he played until he was 72. Amazingly won defensive player of the year in 1995 and wasn't good enough to be named on the all-nba-defensive team. Work that out. Second all time on the blocks list makes him a perfect addition. Also his finger wag is still one of the most awesome finishing moves in mortal-nba-combat history.

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  • 4-time NBA Defensive Player of the Year: 1995, 1997, 1998, 2001
  • 8-time NBA All-Star: 1992, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 2000, 2001, 2002
  • 3-time All-NBA:
    • Second Team: 2001
    • Third Team: 1998, 2002
  • 6-time All-Defensive:
    • First Team: 1997, 1998, 2001
    • Second Team: 1995, 1999, 2002
  • NBA All-Rookie First Team: 1992
  • 2nd on All-Time NBA recorded Blocks, 3,256.
  • 2-time NBA regular-season leader, rebounding average: 2000 (14.1), 2001 (13.5)
  • 4-time NBA regular-season leader, total rebounds: 1995 (1029), 1997 (929), 1999 (610), 2000 (1157)
  • NBA regular-season leader, offensive rebounds: 2001 (307)
  • 2-time NBA regular-season leader, defensive rebounds: 1999 (418), 2000 (853)
  • 3-time NBA regular-season leader, blocked shots average: 1994 (4.1), 1995 (3.9), 1996 (4.5)
  • 5-time NBA regular-season leader, total blocks: 1994 (336), 1995 (321), 1996 (332), 1997 (264), 1998 (277)
  • Career averages (as of March 2008): 9.9 PPG, 10.4 RPG, 2.7 BPG
  • Invited to be a special guest at President George W. Bush's State of the Union address, commended for his humanitarian aid to his homeland.
  • Oldest player in NBA history to collect over 20 rebounds in a game (March 2, 2007 vs. Denver Nuggets)

http://deadspin.com/dikembe-mutombo-says-who-wants-to-sex-mutombo-never-h-1560986511

Today is a very sad day. Dikembe Mutombo went on Highly Questionable and destroyed one of sports' greatest urban legends, emphatically denying that he ever walked into a club and yelled,"Who wants to sex Mutombo?"

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