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Ned Guy?Why are all Ned’s real hard bastards.
Ned Kelly
Craig. “Ned Kelly”
Ned Long
Neddy Smith?
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Ned Guy?Why are all Ned’s real hard bastards.
Ned Kelly
Craig. “Ned Kelly”
Ned Long
Neddy Smith?
HopefullyJust without the Peptides![]()
How’s that fence.Just want to say I was first on the Long bandwagon. Although maybe I didn't commit fully. Go to the start of the thread to prove me wrong.
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Welcome to the board.I hope when he inevitably has a quiet or bad game ppl don't turn on him in a heartbeat
Thought I was on the train. But when I look back in the thread I'm not seeing my posts. Maybe I posted in the VFL thread before he was drafted. I'm well and truly on the Ned side of the fence this year.How’s that fence.
Or maybe you’re just drunk and fell off the train and it was all just a dream?Thought I was on the train. But when I look back in the thread I'm not seeing my posts. Maybe I posted in the VFL thread before he was drafted. I'm well and truly on the Ned side of the fence this year.
The first bit is correct.Or maybe you’re just drunk and fell off the train and it was all just a dream?
Or maybe you’re just drunk and fell off the train and it was all just a dream?
You think that’s good, well I wrote a song with Sir Mix-a-lot about him that had the lyrics:This is what I found from January 2024 in the trade thread. I liked the sound of what he brought to the table. When he was just in our VFL team.
Just had a bit of a read of the Ned Long thread on the Hawthorn board:
He was a rookie selection in 2021 and they gave him a 1 year extension so he played for 2 years mostly at VFL.
Traits: excellent endurance (ran a 6 minute 4 second 2Km time)
Not bad around goals. Played some forward time and kicked a few. Massive rig from day 1. Average speed but a good tackler. Poor agility and an ok kick. "Cripps like" was the most common comment.
Had a few good VFL games: 38 touches 12 Clearences, 12 tackles and 3 goals was his best.
Played 5 AFL games with 2 sub starts. Had trouble getting games because even when he was playing well in the VFL others playing his role were playing well in the AFL. Delisted the end of 2023.

I’ll reiterateFound our Mitchell replacement
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Keep playing like this I reckon he keeps Mitchell out when fit

Chuck Norris doesn’t tackle Ned Long.Ned Long is so good Stormy Daniels pays him hush money
Little Neddy had a “plethora” of clearances!