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Federal Court Ruling from the Western Australian

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Fremantle Dockers team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone J

Except the eagles of course.

 

[bigburger]

I Dont get it.

There Ninjas dude. You never see them till its too late.

 

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[Ant_]

Is that how all the females are making the DT now?

 

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[Cuzz09]

Federal Court Ruling from the Western Australian

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Fremantle Dockers team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone J

Classic!!

 

[Mr Realistic]

Thought you guys may appreciate this one from the Bay 13 song thread

Fremantle (Maroon 5) - Harder To Breathe

How dare you say that you're on the way to the finals
At 3/4 time you take your foot off the pedal
You don't have the tendency of getting very physical
You cant win a game and if you do it'll be a miracle

Your'e last quarters make me wonder why I'm even here
The team that is going to win is very clear
You want to win but you know very well that you are gone
Not fit to ____in' tread the grounds that we are playing on

When its 3/4 time and you are 5 goals up
You'll understand what I mean when I say
that you are probably gunna give up
And Mark Harvey sighs whenever you are in this position it seems
It's the Final quarter it's getting harder and harder to breathe
It's the Final quarter it's getting harder and harder to breathe

What you are doing is screwing things up inside our heads
We should know better and never ever tip you again
but you are playing port, so i have the faith
Then pavlich goes and hits the bloody post again

When its 3/4 time and you are 5 goals up
You'll understand what I mean when I say
that you are probably gunna give up
And Mark Harvey sighs whenever you are in this position it seems
It's the Final quarter it's getting harder and harder to breathe
It's the Final quarter it's getting harder and harder to breathe

Does it kill
Does it burn
Is it painful to learn
All you need to do is get the ball

Does it Kill
Does it sting
When you cant go and sing
You're Freo, Freo, Heave ho oohh

When its 3/4 time and you are 5 goals up
You'll understand what I mean when I say
that you are probably gunna give up
And Mark Harvey sighs whenever you are in this position it seems
It's the Final quarter it's getting harder and harder to breathe
It's the Final quarter it's getting harder and harder to breathe
It's the Final quarter it's getting harder and harder to breathe

 

[Scotland]

Classic!!

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[wce4premiership]

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[estibador]

Fremantle (Maroon 5) - Harder To Breathe

Even our song isn't gay enough to ever be sung by Maroon 5.

 

[bigburger]

Even our song isn't gay enough to ever be sung by Maroon 5.

Even I agree with that. Simple Plan on the other hand...

 

[Kerrby]

n00dz!!!!

 

[daddy_4_eyes]

The Ninjas are coming

 

[Isandula]

My pictures, not sure if posting it here is a good idea

 

[ashley12]

Vanilla Coke?? What were you thinking??

Massive Faux Pau... (sp)

 

[Dagless]