Never Ever.....unless....

[The Royal Sampler]

My exact thoughts. Both clubs actually.
My first thoughts were who the hell is going to fork out $40 for this?
inb4 half the crowd at the MCG this Sunday is wearing them

The picture makes it appear as though they've put a line through the "I" in the "XVI"... much like all fair-minded football fans I suppose.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Has anyone seen that video Collingwood (and presumably Carlton) are running with Peter Helliar and Dave Hughes taking pot shots at each other's club? It's criminally unfunny. I hope this manufactured vitriol the clubs are trying to create doesn't happen every time Collingwood and Carlton play each other.

Do this for GWS/Sydney or Brisbane/GC. Not the biggest rivalry in the game.

Haha I thought Helliar was alright, Hughes just couldn't think of any sledging to say to us!

 

[76woodenspooners]

Has anyone seen that video Collingwood (and presumably Carlton) are running with Peter Helliar and Dave Hughes taking pot shots at each other's club? It's criminally unfunny.

At least Helliar isn't doing Straughanie, got to be thankful for that

 

[Cory]

What great marketing by Carlton, 16 flags don't lie? Well at least it's not "Can you smell what the blues are cookin'?".

 

[Old Spice]

My IT man Cory can probably fix up my avatar to have Micks face on Brown and Bucks the daddy

 

[Cory]

My IT man Cory can probably fix up my avatar to have Micks face on Brown and Bucks the daddy

Haha, I'll give it a shot tommorow. Might need to find the gif that someone fixed up for me, if it's too small to edit.

 

[Old Spice]

Haha, I'll give it a shot tommorow. Might need to find the gif that someone fixed up for me, if it's too small to edit.

You're the king.

 

[MegaBob]

What great marketing by Carlton, 16 flags don't lie? Well at least it's not "Can you smell what the blues are cookin'?".

Forgot about that campaign. Woeful. Mind the 'I am Carlton' thing isn't much better.

Although, I remember a fan of Carlton last year making a sticker that had the I am Carlton on it, and in writing underneath said 'and I beat Collingwood twice!'. Didn't say anything Gold Coast though.

I hope the fuss over this particular Round 2 (ffs) game is only because of the Malthouse v Buckley hype. I don't want this every time we play each other.

 

[ColinWood]

Well, we have the reversible gold jacket, the side by side music video, and now this.

Perfect demonstration of another posters point! Yup, club has no shame

 

[stupidbigfootysh]

I agree with what everything everyone has said... having said that this one always gives me a good laugh

 

[Collingwoodity]

My exact thoughts. Both clubs actually.
My first thoughts were who the hell is going to fork out $40 for this?
inb4 half the crowd at the MCG this Sunday is wearing them

Carlton needed a cash stimulus to pay Judd

 

[BlackCaviar]

That fev balloons vid is priceless
shit and that prick played for us makes me feel sick

 

[Cory]

Old Spice

 

[DThomas]

Old Spice

That is so incredibly epic! Is there a bigger version available?

 

[Cory]

That is so incredibly epic! Is there a bigger version available?

Nah sorry, it was a zoomed in bit of a video.

 

[DThomas]

Nah sorry, it was a zoomed in bit of a video.

What video is it from anyway? It always makes me laugh when I see the GIF.

 

[Cory]

What video is it from anyway? It always makes me laugh when I see the GIF.

From a training video, here's an extended gif.

 

[Optimax]

Somebody get onto making a "F*ck Carlton" t-shirt. That would sell thousands!

Last year there was a guy in a clash jumper that had **** Carlton written in place of a number

I thought it was pretty cool personally

 

[Old Spice]

Old Spice

I knew you could make it happen. Thanks Cory, you're a prince.

btw, can I use this as my avatar?

 

[Cory]

I knew you could make it happen. Thanks Cory, you're a prince.

btw, can I use this as my avatar?

No worries, and of course you can.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

I've found a good way to market these games to Collingwood supporters...

... ****ing win one!

There are no words to describe how sick I am of these cheats outplaying us every time they feel like a win.

I don't love to hate Carlton, I love to beat Carlton, so cut the shitty merchandise until we have something about these contests to actually celebrate.

 

[beetrootsouvlaki]

I would pay big money for a "disappointed with humanity" t shirt

 

[The Royal Sampler]

The half-time bake is often effective. I felt it was needed this week. You can all thank me later.