Newsflash: Ben Cousins Found

[footyfreak]

 

[W. Smithers]

Very good mate!!
Very good

 

[W. Smithers]

In the AFL, you gotta get the footy first. Then when you get the footy, you get the brownlow. Then when you get the brownlow, then you get the flag.

 

[lids2004roar]

Brilliant!!

Best Cousins thread ever!

 

[ditto]

Top stuff!!

 

[Hollow Knight]

Pay that!

 

[Higgs Boson]

"Say hello to my leedle friend!"

 

[Chewy]

When the Eagles tried to woo Matthew Richardson a few years ago, Cousins took Richo out on the town, showed him the sights and as he bashed one out on the cistern, he remarked, "Thees ees paradise, I'm tellin' ya. Thees town like a great, big pussy jus waiting to get f**ked."

After CEO Trevor Nisbett comes down hard on Benny for his gangster connections, demanding he cut his ties or be stripped of the captaincy, Cousins was heard to reply, "Why don't you try... sticking yo' head up yo' arse.. See if it fits..."

John Worsfold demands an explanation for his non-appearance at a compulsory weight-training session. Cousins saunters past him, on his way to the toilet, saying "All I have in this world ees my word and my balls. And I don't break either of dem for nobody."

Benny's parting shot as he leaves Eagle headquarters after his suspension is handed down: So say goodnight to the bad guy! Go on. It's the last time you're goin' to see a bad guy like this again, let me tell ya...

Over heard in the airport lounge as Mrs Cousins attempts to convince her son to board the plane for LA. "F**k Dalton f**kin' Gooding! And f**k Andy f**kin' Demetriou! F**k 'em all! I'll bury those cock-a-roaches!"

 

[footyfreak]

You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Perth. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working for the davenport 3rds. So dress warm.

 

[Higgs Boson]

You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Perth. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working for the davenport 3rds. So dress warm.

You die hassa!

 

[footyfreak]

Dat chick he's with – she like me.

 

[Higgs Boson]

Jou wanna waste my time? Okay.

 

[Ronin]

Sensational !

 

[footyfreak]

And chicky, if anything happens to that coke while im out , eee pobreci... my boys is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets ****ed!

 

[footyfreak]

"Eh, **** you, Embley man! Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me! [I don't need him; I don't need her. Everything is roses; I don't need nobody]"

 

[The Other Coach (TOC)]

Cousins to Judd (by the pool) ....

" And you...boitch!!..you can even gimme a lil babie....fockin boich!!"

 

[Juddyzthebest]

funny ****
ill pay all that.

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

When the Eagles tried to woo Matthew Richardson a few years ago, Cousins took Richo out on the town, showed him the sights and as he bashed one out on the cistern, he remarked, "Thees ees paradise, I'm tellin' ya. Thees town like a great, big pussy jus waiting to get f**ked."

After CEO Trevor Nisbett comes down hard on Benny for his gangster connections, demanding he cut his ties or be stripped of the captaincy, Cousins was heard to reply, "Why don't you try... sticking yo' head up yo' arse.. See if it fits..."

John Worsfold demands an explanation for his non-appearance at a compulsory weight-training session. Cousins saunters past him, on his way to the toilet, saying "All I have in this world ees my word and my balls. And I don't break either of dem for nobody."

Benny's parting shot as he leaves Eagle headquarters after his suspension is handed down: So say goodnight to the bad guy! Go on. It's the last time you're goin' to see a bad guy like this again, let me tell ya...

Over heard in the airport lounge as Mrs Cousins attempts to convince her son to board the plane for LA. "F**k Dalton f**kin' Gooding! And f**k Andy f**kin' Demetriou! F**k 'em all! I'll bury those cock-a-roaches!"

Best BF post ever!