Nick Vlastuin has already gone past Dyson Heppell

[Dirt Track]

It's true that Richmond has been poor this year when in comes to tackling, and other aspects of their game leaves much room for improvement.

It's also true that Heppell is an outside player with poor disposal by foot.

Essendon supporters are just suckers for frauds with pretty hair.

Yet has a higher DE than shitstuin.

 

[Rich01]

You also think Tyronne Spuddery is a good player.

Wrong. I think Paddy Ryder is a sniping s**t truck. And I stand by that.

 

[windyhill]

Smashed Maric on Saturday, smashed him.

 

[Bombers 2003]

Smashed Maric on Saturday, smashed him.

Smashed Maric on Saturday, smashed him.

Vlastuin as well

 

[Piston]

At the rate will have to increase shading against pwning Richmond flogs from 50% to 75%.

Not sure they're worth the effort at this level? I rather pwn one real flog than 4 from Richmond. Over preseason I did 3 at once with one hand while I cooked my kids dinner; they have capitulated from that zenith.

 

[Jade's]

Yet has a higher DE than shitstuin.

Since when is 65% disposal efficiency higher than 78%?

For the record even Daniel Jackson manages 67.5%

 

[Rich01]

Yet has a higher DE than shitstuin.

You making up facts again s**t Track?

 

[brett15]

Tigga Vlastuin is already breaking elite status, has already surpassed injections junkie Dyson Heppatitus in his first game and is now on the path to achieving more in his first season then serial plodder turned speed crackhead Dobbe 'Ishouldresignandbeharrypotterspet' + 'icheatedtowinabrownlow' Watson in his breakout 2012 season

You bummer flogs need to lay off the juice before your prem-ejac-valves explode and paint white creamy goodness all over your bedrooms

lol

 

[Jade's]

Gun!

 

[Double the Fist]

Vlastuin is pantsing the Eagles. Don't think Steppel has done that!!!

 

[Jade's]

Vlastuin is pantsing the Eagles. Don't think Steppel has done that!!!

Bay floggery aside he looks am absolute gem

 

[captain blood 17]

And you can laugh all you want, but Ellis is better than him and Martin. Tigger looks the goods at the moment though.

 

[Double the Fist]

Bay floggery aside he looks am absolute gem

Sure does. But its the bay, and you should be tearing into me about that terrible team the West Choke!

 

[LC_15]

Sure does. But its the bay, and you should be tearing into me about that terrible team the West Choke!

Fist, DW, know what you are going through. We have experience.

 

[joe444]

But is he JUSTIN WOOD, whose four goals led the Cats to the biggest upset of 1998?

Is he? Huh?

 

[Jade's]

But is he JUSTIN WOOD, whose four goals led the Cats to the biggest upset of 1998?

Is he? Huh?

No he is a better version of Joel selwood circa 2007

 

[5 Year Itch]

Pfft, even Firrito does s**t like this, not impressed.

Vlaustiun > 2013 debut > Firrito > 2004 debut

 

[5 Year Itch]

Incorrect. The horse is useful. Dyson is not.

Maybe as a vacuum cleaner???????? (or chipscab)

 

[5 Year Itch]

Or maybe tambling has buddy covered (biggest **** up of all time)

Tambling had Buddy covered in draft camp, but as we all know one excelled where the other stalled later on, hindsight can be a malicious bitch

 

[Grin]

Heppell can run past a pack, receive a ball and lay off by hand (can't kick).

Admittedly he needed to be injected to the eyeballs with banned PEDs to be able to build the tank to achieve even this.

Essendank fans would normally be furious that their recruiters selected such a massive dud, were it not for his lovely hair.
Essendank fans always seem to fall for the con-artist with pretty hair.

 

[vast]

Lol Heppell still getting more clearances and contested possessions than all shitmonds mids bar captain '23% efficiency' clanger. Keep pretending he is a receiver and even if he was, still a better player than your s**t truck mids.

 

[Dirt Track]

Let me guess Shitmound had an easy win.

 

[tazhawk]

It has taken a looooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg time but OP may have got something right.

 

[nickztaa]

hows dyson's heppeltitis going anyway?

 

[Trifon Ivanov]

Were where all you richmond peoples when we were skull ******* yous the other week? but now you have the nerves to talk about this Vanbasten guy being better then the best youth league player in the competition Hespel! If the op is a real man he will take down this thread or i will snap his neck like a hork snaps a red bellied **** neck!