Media no mark club

[omgfridge]

as i was enjoying my nightshift post existential crisis I stumbled upon some stats. you're right, it's some life i live, like james bond minus the contrived plot.

i found an elite core though, a group who refuses to grab the ball, a group obsessed with the ground ball get, mole people if you will. but who is the mole?

there are currently 12 members of the sfa (with at least 8 games) who just simply hate Mark.

myself Cadsky CakeEater DragoDelph Electronic_Renaissance Falconista Millky95 Mrs Turbo NaturalDisaster pantskyle tigs2010 (has milera2betts got rid of their account as I cant tag them?) Rankine2Rachele

please share what you have against mark



what I now propose is a battle royale (hunger games) esq event to decide which campaigner is the least coordinated in grabbing the ball. well really i just plan to countdown as the numbers dwindle to find out who our champion of who hates mark the most.

this is what i imagine is currently happening when we rock up to training, wrong sport and all

 

[Braklet]

The good news is that you're all campaigners in this circus maximus!

 

[Millky95]

Who needs to mark when you can just duck tackles and get free kicks?

 

[Cadsky]

I leave the hard stuff like running and jumping and extending my arms to the rookies Membling

 

[thewizardmelon]

M2B is now Rankine2Rachele fridge

 

[Membling]

I leave the hard stuff like running and jumping and extending my arms to the rookies Membling

Typical.

Oh so typical.

No match fees, now I have to run and be a link man whilst you lumber up and down the field

 

[Cadsky]

Typical.

Oh so typical.

No match fees, now I have to run and be a link man whilst you lumber up and down the field

Lumber up and down? You give me too much credit. I'll be sitting in the middle of the ground for most of the match and I expect my teammates to give me the ball 30-40 times throughout.

 

[Membling]

Lumber up and down? You give me too much credit. I'll be sitting in the middle of the ground for most of the match and I expect my teammates to give me the ball 30-40 times throughout.

I cannot fault the tactic. Dislike it, yes.

 

[U2tigers]

Some Qootballers aren't made to catch a Qooty.

It's still a 'SIN' for any Ruckperson to catch a Qootball.

 

[beez]

Some Qootballers aren't made to catch a Qooty.

It's still a 'SIN' for any Ruckperson to catch a Qootball.

That's COS they'd fumble it anyway.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Great thread!

 

[DragoDelph]

Sounds like I have a place in the Freo forward line!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Great thread!

Horrie - Did you get a Day Off for that remark?

 

[Braklet]

Horrie - Did you get a Day Off for that remark?

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I think someone bought GUH a "gift..."

 

[omgfridge]

M2B is now Rankine2Rachele fridge

OP edited, thank you, melon of the wiz.

 

[omgfridge]

Horrie - Did you get a Day Off for that remark?

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he knew he was reading peak sfa content, whats there to return to??

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

My name is not Mark, may I please join your club?

 

[okeydoke7]

You’re the leader of the no capital letters in your title club, as well.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Horrie - Did you get a Day Off for that remark?

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not quite. I had made a couple of gentle observations about a lowly team in a minor comp. These were misunderstood and led to what young people call “button mashing”.

 

[Cadsky]

not quite. I had made a couple of gentle observations about a lowly team in a minor comp. These were misunderstood and led to what young people call “button mashing”.

Careful horrie. Mash potato is hard to get out of your keyboard.

 

[Cadsky]

Interested to see how this is tracking omgfridge. Another markless game for me today

 

[Cadsky]

Cadsky, another zero mark match.

Hate, what's the current longest streak of zero marks in a match?

 

[omgfridge]

Interested to see how this is tracking omgfridge. Another markless game for me today

Will get around to updating this. On holidays but also quite sick at the moment.

 

[Cadsky]

Will get around to updating this. On holidays but also quite sick at the moment.

Hope you're OK mate

 

[Braklet]

Get well soon, omgfridge