Non-AFL chat thread

[Nightowl]

Yeah I did, a day late though

Why thank you Nightowl!

No probs. I flirt with all the boys..

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

The Hazards is easy. Although you would think they could invest in some HD footage. A speedbump just looked like a fuzzy blob on the screen .

4 years of no license, I feel your pain

Yeah, I've heard it's easy, but terrible footage and that works against you, haha. Most of my mates tripped up on some woman getting off a bus or a tram or something, didn't see it until the last second.
Haha, my 3 months pales in comparison, I don't feel so bad now

 

[Igloo]

Yeah, I've heard it's easy, but terrible footage and that works against you, haha. Most of my mates tripped up on some woman getting off a bus or a tram or something, didn't see it until the last second.
Haha, my 3 months pales in comparison, I don't feel so bad now

The one that got me was a big red 4WD driving along, and it had a smaller red car behind it that was camouflaged, so I missed it . I don't think I would have killed any pedestrians though, so that's good .

 

[LukasTheGreat]

The one that got me was a big red 4WD driving along, and it had a smaller red car behind it that was camouflaged, so I missed it . I don't think I would have killed any pedestrians though, so that's good .

I'm so glad I live far, far away from you

 

[Igloo]

I'm so glad I live far, far away from you

Only if you drive a red car and hide behind giant red 4WD's though, right? Other than that i'm all good

 

[LukasTheGreat]

Only if you drive a red car and hide behind giant red 4WD's though, right? Other than that i'm all good

I don't drive a red car but I frequently hide behind 4WDs, does that count?

 

[Igloo]

I don't drive a red car but I frequently hide behind 4WDs, does that count?

Nah, you should be safe

 

[LukasTheGreat]

Nah, you should be safe

Well good, you can be my taxi when I visit Melbourne

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

The one that got me was a big red 4WD driving along, and it had a smaller red car behind it that was camouflaged, so I missed it . I don't think I would have killed any pedestrians though, so that's good .

You could kill 100 pedestrians as long as you meet the pass rate What is the pass rate, actually? Used to be 50% I think and my cousin barely got it, not sure if they bumped it up.

 

[Igloo]

You could kill 100 pedestrians as long as you meet the pass rate What is the pass rate, actually? Used to be 50% I think and my cousin barely got it, not sure if they bumped it up.

I think it's 50% still. I may have read 54% or something though. Definitely pretty low.

 

[Igloo]

Well good, you can be my taxi when I visit Melbourne

Man, I wouldn't know the streets of Melbourne any better than you do, haha.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Man, I wouldn't know the streets of Melbourne any better than you do, haha.

I'll taxi LukasTheGreat around then, aside from the outer east I know the way to Etihad, the way to WO and the way to the G. All that matters

 

[LukasTheGreat]

I'll taxi LukasTheGreat around then, aside from the outer east I know the way to Etihad, the way to WO and the way to the G. All that matters

Man, I wouldn't know the streets of Melbourne any better than you do, haha.

Sounds like an adventure!

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Sounds like an adventure!

Adventure seems to be a synonym for lost or 'potential death experience'
Melbourne tip, if you're anywhere north of Victoria Parade or west of Spencer Street, do not ever get out of your car to help someone start theirs with jumper cables.
Not speaking from experience, I've heard stories Although on our trips into the 'G we've been asked a few times. Mostly junkie looking types. Hipsters do it too but I refuse to help them

 

[LukasTheGreat]

Adventure seems to be a synonym for lost or 'potential death experience'
Melbourne tip, if you're anywhere north of Victoria Parade or west of Spencer Street, do not ever get out of your car to help someone start theirs with jumper cables.
Not speaking from experience, I've heard stories Although on our trips into the 'G we've been asked a few times. Mostly junkie looking types. Hipsters do it too but I refuse to help them

I've driven past many broken down people in my travels, they should be thankful I don't throw things at them

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

I've driven past many broken down people in my travels, they should be thankful I don't throw things at them

Throwing?
Hurling abuse would suffice. Or calling them a taxi/pizza and watching their confusion when it pulls up

 

[LukasTheGreat]

Throwing?
Hurling abuse would suffice. Or calling them a taxi/pizza and watching their confusion when it pulls up

Haha that's awesome, I'm definitely trying that.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Haha that's awesome, I'm definitely trying that.

Excellent
Minor inconvenience and confusion for the victim at the massive expense of the taxi driver, but funny nonetheless

 

[VitalDread]

I also have a driving test some time in the next couple of weeks. Did my Hazards yesterday.

Decided that at 22 it was time to get my license

just got mine yesterday
thought a 21 year old should be driving

 

[VitalDread]

No probs. I flirt with all the boys..

such a tease

 

[Super Hans]

I don't know what I'd do without my licence, especially living in a country town 40 minutes from anything.

 

[Norm De Guerre]

Log books...120 hours... lol.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

You guys should check out S00z's thread on the GD (or maybe Lifestyle? Can't remember) suggesting that they extend the 120 hours. Great arguments and a very good thread, just like all S00z posts.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

You guys should check out S00z's thread on the GD (or maybe Lifestyle? Can't remember) suggesting that they extend the 120 hours. Great arguments and a very good thread, just like all S00z posts.

I'm going to assume you have your license then? Haha

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

I'm going to assume you have your license then? Haha

I have a grand total of 40 minutes on my Ls.