Ode to Matty Lloyd

[triple B]

couldnt resist copying this from another board but thought the Melb supporters would get a giggle before the weekend. i'm a swans member but give 'em hell Dees
Ode to Matty Lloyd - Takin' a Dive (Stayin' Alive)

Well, you can tell by the way I whine and sulk
I'm a Bombers man, and not a Hawk
Up the ground Hird kicks the ball
I can't mark so I take a fall


And now it's all right, it's OK
The ump can't look the other way
The dumb full back don't understand
But it's my free, holding the man


When the full back's spoiling that's when I start a-falling
I'm takin' a dive, takin' a dive
Be it Scarlett, Hay or Wakelin, there's just no mistakin'
That I'm taking a dive, taking a dive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, takin' a dive, takin' a dive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, takin' a dive


Well I get tripped or taken high
I get the frees, don't even try
All around I hear the boos
But the whistle's gone and I can't lose.


But it's all right, and it's OK
I felt a brush, I'm on my way
The whistle's gone, just like I planned
Darren Goldspink's my biggest fan


Even though the roof's closed, I still check how the wind blows
And I'm takin' a dive, takin' a dive
Feel the slightest contact and suddenly I'm on my back
Cos I'm taking a dive, taking a dive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, takin' a dive, takin' a dive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, takin' a dive

 

[Supermercado]

Here's a short work dedicated to the man himself.

Dive Dive Dive
Dive Dive Dive
Dive Dive Dive
Pose
Free Kick
Goal

Thank you. Where are my government grants?

 

[Big Monster]

sad

 

[BT]

sad

Only if you take it seriously...