Social Off Topic Thread - House of Dastardly Crax

[Zouz Kitty]

*Cue crazy cat lady look*. Works everytime eh?

 

[Teriyakicat]

I was pulled over for speeding on Oxford Street, near my house + told I was doing 65 in a 50 zone Anyway, I asked the policeman when it'd changed to 50 + he said about three years ago. I replied OMG! Thank goodness you pulled me over, I hadn't noticed, I'd been driving along Oxford Street since I was 17 + added, you better give me a ticket, because no one deserves one more than I lol + he let me off! WooHoo!

Lol! He should've given you a ticket per day for the past 3 years!!! Hahaha!

 

[Teriyakicat]

No long weekends for me.
oh did have one 2 weeks back,had a sickie but was sick sun and mon.Being sick on your weekend.

That's a bugger

 

[Teriyakicat]

Isn't MR Bojangles in Perth?

You didn't tag him properly Squish. Do it again

You've tagged some poor bloke called "MR"

 

[Teriyakicat]

Or this ...

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HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

 

[Teriyakicat]

Definitely no drinks. Christmas break-up, yes. But Melbourne Cup, no!

I think that over here, it's any excuse to drink.
Friday night drinks after work are the norm at some places.

 

[Teriyakicat]

Why no drinks?

Some people go back to work after lunch- remember that the race is on here at around noon.

 

[Teriyakicat]

http://m.adelaidenow.com.au/news/so...f-port-wakefield/story-fni6uo1m-1227108386634

It starts already.

The REALLY downer about summer in this great country of ours.

Oh no- how sad. The poor man!
Was just talking about bushfires in Vic last night. My bro used to be in the local fire brigade and was sent North in the mid-2000s and I couldn't remember what year it was.

 

[allrighty]

I think that over here, it's any excuse to drink.
Friday night drinks after work are the norm at some places.

I'm sorry but I don't see what the issue is here.

 

[Teriyakicat]

I'm sorry but I don't see what the issue is here.

Just explaining to Strangled what happens over here

 

[Teriyakicat]

Well I am now esconced (nazi check Teriyakicat ) in Goolwa for the week. Have had a fight with Optus and Telstra already. And ...

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Close but no chocolates, allrighty. Ensconced
A word that I write rarely and never say. Probably would write it more as an answer in my crossword puzzles, actually

Where's Goolwa??

 

[allrighty]

Just explaining to Strangled what happens over here

I was trying to be funny, but forgot the 3 hour time diff. Your SOH may not have woken up yet, or mine for that matter.

[nazi check? Teriyakicat ?]

 

[Teriyakicat]

I was trying to be funny, but forgot the 3 hour time diff. Your SOH may not have woken up yet, or mine for that matter.

I should've known...

Am up and half awake. Didn't sleep well, thanks to a couple of cats wandering in and out. I normally pick them up and lock them in the laundry but have been struggling to carry them recently, so it's easier to just let them in and out... Usually once or twice per night but they were playing games with my head last night and I must've got out of bed 6 times!

 

[Teriyakicat]

I was trying to be funny, but forgot the 3 hour time diff. Your SOH may not have woken up yet, or mine for that matter.

[nazi check? Teriyakicat ?]

Oh- and I saw the nazi check- caught a glimpse but couldn't remember which post it was. Every time I reply, I lose the page and have to find which post I was up to.

My replies are all over the place like a mad woman's breakfast this morning!

Feeling glad that I'm not talking to myself any more

 

[Teriyakicat]

I was trying to be funny, but forgot the 3 hour time diff. Your SOH may not have woken up yet, or mine for that matter.

[nazi check? Teriyakicat ?]

Or was the nazi check required here? Sorry- thought it was a reminder for the other word.

I'd say "nor mine"- as it's a negative thing and inclusive. ie yours and mine not yours OR mine, therefore "neither yours nor mine".

..... I think

 

[allrighty]

Close but no chocolates, allrighty. Ensconced
A word that I write rarely and never say. Probably would write it more as an answer in my crossword puzzles, actually

Where's Goolwa??

Bottom of the Fleurieu Peninsula south of Adelaide, down near the mouth of the Murray. Quiet, wineries, sun, just chillin' with the Mrs.

After having spent a few days in Perth earlier this week my circadian rhythms are out of whack at the moment.

 

[allrighty]

Oh- and I saw the nazi check- caught a glimpse but couldn't remember which post it was. Every time I reply, I lose the page and have to find which post I was up to.

My replies are all over the place like a mad woman's breakfast this morning!

Feeling glad that I'm not talking to myself any more

Open multiple tabs. Off for a walk so will talk later.

 

[Teriyakicat]

Bottom of the Fleurieu Peninsula south of Adelaide, down near the mouth of the Murray. Quiet, wineries, sun, just chillin' with the Mrs.

After having spent a few days in Perth earlier this week my circadian rhythms are out of whack at the moment.

Glad you've taken your wife for a holiday. Have a great time.

And stay off BF!!!

 

[Teriyakicat]

Time to hit the shops and stock up the fridge. Thinking about what I'll make for dinner tomorrow night.
This is where I get most of my inspiration:

 

[Shell]

Long weekend? What long weekend? Geez you Victorians have sooooooooooo many loooooong weekends! What's the excuse this weekend?

To bet all our life savings on a horse race.

Not everyone gets 4 days tho, especially government schools, thank you Catholic Private

 

[Shell]

Btw- here are my stats for the morning.

Arrived Highpoint: 9am. -to a near empty car park-
Departed Highpoint: 10.20am.

And that, my friends, is how you get shit DONE.

Oh and also went to DFO after this, got a mask, in another half an hour, got home 11am.

 

[Shell]

That's a bugger

Rocker lives outside Melbourne. They dont get Melbourne Cup day off.

Only knew this a few years ago- assumed the whole of Vic got it off!!

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Rocker lives outside Melbourne. They dont get Melbourne Cup day off.

Only knew this a few years ago- assumed the whole of Vic got it off!!

It is an amazing week though. Am about to find myself in the Lavazza marquis for Derby day. I'll either add some light hearted pg to this thread, or there is a very good chance i may be heading over to GD Awkward Flirting stories. Stay tuned...

 

[Shell]

Oh btw guys, that shop Sheike- well turned out not so great. The dresses just didnt fit right- lets just say they are made for women with A or B cup boobs

Anyhoo, I hot footed it over to Forcast after my dismal failure there, and got the pink dress:

Have got a black lace mask to go with it, and will wear black shoes.

AND bonus, I found this navy dress there, I tried on yonks ago, but didnt want to pay full price for it at the time. Was 30% off.

 

[Teriyakicat]

Oh btw guys, that shop Sheike- well turned out not so great. The dresses just didnt fit right- lets just say they are made for women with A or B cup boobs

Anyhoo, I hot footed it over to Forcast after my dismal failure there, and got the pink dress:

Have got a black lace mask to go with it, and will wear black shoes.

AND bonus, I found this navy dress there, I tried on yonks ago, but didnt want to pay full price for it at the time. Was 30% off.

Good work, Shell!
What's the old saying, "Cheaper dresses come to she who waits" or something?