Social Off Topic Thread - Shells' Shack

[Zouz Kitty]

On Monday you should glue a coin to the footpath and sit out on the front veranda with the cats all day drinking tea and laughing at anyone silly enough to bend over a try and pick it up.

Hahahaha!!! Don't have a footpath here lol It's all grass lol I live in the Bush, remember? Plus Les Petites don't go outside, ever! Snakes are way too bad here. Housekeeper has killed two already this year! Another friend has killed a 2m Brown! Three dead brown snakes on the highway in the last two weeks. It's a bad year already for snakes!

But that would be hilarious! I put chopsticks out for Dusty when he was involved in that 'mishap' at the Chinese restaurant + people were all "WTF?" lol Also put my cossie on the front fence when the water polo player died.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

The guys are here installing the video camera at the front gate, intercom + buzza etc, plus automatic driveway gates. Kram knows this lol There is no bell, by that I mean, no bell ring sound, so when someone rings the intercom 'Smoke on the Water' plays lol

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Hey Shell who is the quote by - about the Holy Water?

 

[Shell]

Hey Shell who is the quote by - about the Holy Water?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096734/

 

[Kram]

No more than $50, say on 5 horses. 10 each way.

You could buy 1,193 shares in LTR for that

Well if there was no broker fee.

 

[Kram]

Hahahaha!!! Don't have a footpath here lol It's all grass lol I live in the Bush, remember? Plus Les Petites don't go outside, ever! Snakes are way too bad here. Housekeeper has killed two already this year! Another friend has killed a 2m Brown! Three dead brown snakes on the highway in the last two weeks. It's a bad year already for snakes!

But that would be hilarious! I put chopsticks out for Dusty when he was involved in that 'mishap' at the Chinese restaurant + people were all "WTF?" lol Also put my cossie on the front fence when the water polo player died.

I have a footpath out here in the country. Almost all streets have it on only one side though with the other being just dirt.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096734/

Sounds like my next door neighbours! I swear they are serial killers! The older guy, when we met said he'd never had a BBQ with a Kitty, but he'd had BBQs with Geraldines, Sharons, Tanias, Debbies, but never with a Kitty. Anyhoooo, he + the guy who lives at the front of the house, older guy's protege have these BBQs. I'll hear a couple of girls, but the girls go quiet quite early in the evening. The next day, they're ALWAYS digging up the backyard! The older guy looks like one of the Seven Dwarfs + his nickname is 'Stabby'. I swear they BBQ the girls, eat them + bury them the next day lol

 

[Zouz Kitty]

I have a footpath out here in the country. Almost all streets have it on only one side though with the other being just dirt.

Yes, but your footpaths are paved with gold from the mining boom, here in NSW, where we support every other state, we're too poor to afford paved footpaths

 

[Art Vandelay_]

You want a sig quote. Avatarp has a funny one.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

You want a sig quote. Avatarp has a funny one.

What is it?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

What is it?

“Indian Chief “Two Eagles was asked by a white U.S. government official, “You have observed the white mand for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progess, and the damage he’s done.”
The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”
The Chief stared at the government official then replied,

“When white man find land, Indians running it, not taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women do all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing all night having sex.”

Then the Chief leaned back and smiled, “Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.”

 

[Kram]

Shell what about that poster on the fitness board that got all Captain Serious when you mentioned something about getting the bloke behind the counter to help you box at at the gym

 

[Shell]

Shell what about that poster on the fitness board that got all Captain Serious when you mentioned something about getting the bloke behind the counter to help you box at at the gym

Yup. Hes a tosser phantom13 warned me about him.

 

[Shell]

And fwiw when i said 5 mins i ****ing meant 5 mins not like some 1 hour box class ffs

 

[Kram]

And fwiw when i said 5 mins i ******* meant 5 mins not like some 1 hour box class ffs

Okay mate.

 

[Shell]

Okay mate.

Stfu

 

[Deep]

You're welcome to come stay at Doctor Gero's house for any games in Geelong or Melbourne.

Doctor Gero would never allow me in his house after what I did to a kettle in a hotel room.

 

[Deep]

You need to meet me.

Plans to come across next season v Adelaide ?

I would've went Carlton Geelong next year as it was once my annual thing with my dad but it's at KP and I don't wanna sit in that seemingly awful stadium

 

[Deep]

You could buy 1,193 shares in LTR for that

Well if there was no broker fee.

Is this your friends company mate #promotingadvertising

 

[Shell]

Plans to come across next season v Adelaide ?

I would've went Carlton Geelong next year as it was once my annual thing with my dad but it's at KP and I don't wanna sit in that seemingly awful stadium

Maybe. If i cbfd

 

[Kram]

Is this your friends company mate #promotingadvertising

Nah just joking about it being another form of gambling.

Doctor Gero would never allow me in his house after what I did to a kettle in a hotel room.

This needs to be explained.

 

[Kram]

Stfu

I said okay mate.

 

[Shell]

Plans to come across next season v Adelaide ?

I would've went Carlton Geelong next year as it was once my annual thing with my dad but it's at KP and I don't wanna sit in that seemingly awful stadium

Come to another game. There are plentiful games at the mcg.

 

[Deep]

Come to another game. There are plentiful games at the mcg.

Like what and also I've never been to the MCG

 

[Shell]

Like what and also I've never been to the MCG

Look at the bloody fixture im watching baby driver