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Kram said:
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So I arrived in Melbourne early afternoon maybe 3 and went to the city in Carl's car (abet) and we drove to Chris (Doctor Gero) wherever he was (I think it was central something dunno in the CBD). Carl went away whilst me and Chris checked into a room (sounds so gay lmao) but we got out as soon as we possibly could so we could suss out the bourke st I think it was and queen market, literally just coz. Later on can't remember where exactly but Carl picked us up for a dope meal just before the Geelong/St Kilda match.

Anyway fast forward half time briefly meeting BotsMaster who at the time asked me what I do for a living or something and might I point out not a single thing has changed from that answer in this time. Then flash forward to Stevie J being a complete and utter ****head and costing us the match in the goal square and making the match end in a draw.

Anyway the drive home we are all devastated cause of the draw like any natural fan because it's worse than a loss. A loss you learn to accept, a draw you just leave ****ing empty - at least in footy anyway. (This is where Carl pointed out a massage parlou and I implied we should drop Chris off lol). Anyway here it comes...

We get back to the hotel and at that point I would've been in Melbourne around 6 hours minimum after taking an hour to get there plus two hours before my flight because Modbury to ADL Airport is an hour drive and obviously needing to be there around an hour early, so let's say 9 hours. But anyway Mr Chris immediately jumped in the shower which fyi had a door but you could see a silhouette reflection lmao. Anyway silly me is holding on to a load of piss that clearly needed relinquishing more than 5 hours ago at that point and having different drinks upon drinks in said time didn't help. Dude took ****in forever and I didn't wanna piss over the balcony (it's something I'd find hilarious but not something I'd want to happen to me) but at that point I was nearly at breaking point so I did it in the kitchen kettle and I actually completely forgot about it. In fact that night Chris didn't know about it and if I didn't forget about it myself by the next morning then he never would've known at all. So I needed a wake me up asap and had forgot about it completely as if it never actually happened & I wanted a tea cause screw coffee so I turned it on with it all still in there and it boiled but it actually started leaking somehow don't ask me how cause I dunno and it was going all over the counter with a ****ing awful reek to it and I'm there playing it dumb because at that point I obviously remembered what I did but then I couldn't stop myself from laughing because whilst I knew it was foul and grotty seeing Chris reaction was absolutely hilarious. I don't think he thought it was mine at first tbh.

But yeah. It was either piss myself, piss over a balcony or in a kettle at that point in time lmao.

#storytimewithnickztaa
 
Deep said:
So I arrived in Melbourne early afternoon maybe 3 and went to the city in Carl's car (abet) and we drove to Chris (Doctor Gero) wherever he was (I think it was central something dunno in the CBD). Carl went away whilst me and Chris checked into a room (sounds so gay lmao) but we got out as soon as we possibly could so we could suss out the bourke st I think it was and queen market, literally just coz. Later on can't remember where exactly but Carl picked us up for a dope meal just before the Geelong/St Kilda match.

Anyway fast forward half time briefly meeting BotsMaster who at the time asked me what I do for a living or something and might I point out not a single thing has changed from that answer in this time. Then flash forward to Stevie J being a complete and utter ****head and costing us the match in the goal square and making the match end in a draw.

Anyway the drive home we are all devastated cause of the draw like any natural fan because it's worse than a loss. A loss you learn to accept, a draw you just leave ******* empty - at least in footy anyway. (This is where Carl pointed out a massage parlou and I implied we should drop Chris off lol). Anyway here it comes...

We get back to the hotel and at that point I would've been in Melbourne around 6 hours minimum after taking an hour to get there plus two hours before my flight because Modbury to ADL Airport is an hour drive and obviously needing to be there around an hour early, so let's say 9 hours. But anyway Mr Chris immediately jumped in the shower which fyi had a door but you could see a silhouette reflection lmao. Anyway silly me is holding on to a load of piss that clearly needed relinquishing more than 5 hours ago at that point and having different drinks upon drinks in said time didn't help. Dude took ****in forever and I didn't wanna piss over the balcony (it's something I'd find hilarious but not something I'd want to happen to me) but at that point I was nearly at breaking point so I did it in the kitchen kettle and I actually completely forgot about it. In fact that night Chris didn't know about it and if I didn't forget about it myself by the next morning then he never would've known at all. So I needed a wake me up asap and had forgot about it completely as if it never actually happened & I wanted a tea cause screw coffee so I turned it on with it all still in there and it boiled but it actually started leaking somehow don't ask me how cause I dunno and it was going all over the counter with a ******* awful reek to it and I'm there playing it dumb because at that point I obviously remembered what I did but then I couldn't stop myself from laughing because whilst I knew it was foul and grotty seeing Chris reaction was absolutely hilarious. I don't think he thought it was mine at first tbh.

But yeah. It was either piss myself, piss over a balcony or in a kettle at that point in time lmao.

#storytimewithnickztaa
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Dear god what the hell, haha.
 

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Shell said:
Deep come to v Hawks Easter Monday. You dont wanna be here when the weathers shithouse.
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so instead of going to melbourne in shithouse weather you want me to go to a team that resembles a shithouse

if I did go to melb for a match id try and swing it to meet cg too if she's interested
 
Deep said:
so instead of going to melbourne in shithouse weather you want me to go to a team that resembles a shithouse

if I did go to melb for a match id try and swing it to meet cg too if she's interested
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Better tag her :)

Catgirl

Well idk come to another match.. v Richmond Friday night MCG thats later on.
 
Deep said:
everyone's got their limit but smh at Chris telling bots in probably the most blunt way possible making it seem even worse
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The worst we had was Budda and Ninty projectile vomiting all over our cabin, Sat night 2011 Grand Final.

I was so thankful

a. i did not see vomit
b. i did not have to clean up any vomit or
c. did not see vomit.

Budda suprisingly cleaned it all up and did a good job
 
Shell said:
The worst we had was Budda and Ninty projectile vomiting all over our cabin, Sat night 2011 Grand Final.

I was so thankful

a. i did not see vomit
b. i did not have to clean up any vomit or
c. did not see vomit.

Budda suprisingly cleaned it all up and did a good job
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guessing any of the above would make you vomit
 

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Deep said:
guessing any of the above would make you vomit
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Yup.

Look it was a big night, but ffs they could have chucked outside, rather than the walls of the living room in the cabin.

Again, he did a great job cleaning it up.
 

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Deep said:
Watch Thor in cinemas it was dope
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no idea why people trash the first thor movie. An epic tale of an arrogant tool learning humility through hardship. Great story, nice action set-pieces, decent comedy- whats not to like?

fun fact: thor 1 was actually directed by Gilderoy Lockhart.:)
 
Kram said:
So looking at wiki a former Home and Away actor is the star, that dick head on the AFL ads.
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He had a haircut and all I could think of was Luke Hodge every time I looked into his face

GeelongFTW said:
no idea why people trash the first thor movie. An epic tale of an arrogant tool learning humility through hardship. Great story, nice action set-pieces, decent comedy- whats not to like?

fun fact: thor 1 was actually directed by Gilderoy Lockhart.:)
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I agree and I didn't know it was directed by the fraudulent Gilderoy. Love me some HP.

Third Thor movie has comedy value everywhere.
 
Kram said:
Where is he, probably in bed early night getting rested before a hard day tomorrow getting spanked all around the park.
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Get ****ed son. Simming games for the SFA while watching Hotel Rwanda.
Shell said:
Nice car movie double for me tonight. Baby driver, now gone in 60 seconds..
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Eleanor :rainbow:
Young Angelina :hearts:
 
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