Social Off Topic Thread - Shells' Shack

[Shell]

Ok maybe not theyre power tools

 

[Shell]

I thought that sounded wrong... whats a kettle brand

 

[Kram]

I was at the pool yesterday and just randomly laughed out loud thinking about what Gero's face would have been like with the kettle.

 

[Shell]

Oh laughed out loud many a time re. stuff from big footy.

 

[Shell]

Waaait. Black and Decker do do kettles.

Im confused.

 

[Shell]

What about this.

Does this get u off deep

 

[Deep]

Mr BnD for short

Bondage n Domineering wtf

 

[Shell]

Bondage n Domineering wtf

Black and decker

 

[Shell]

Das actually a pretty sexy kettle.

The colour is really cool too

 

[Deep]

I was at the pool yesterday and just randomly laughed out loud thinking about what Gero's face would have been like with the kettle.

He was panicking dude even started to clean it unknown it was mine at the time and I couldn't stop laughing coz at that point I had remembered

 

[Deep]

Das actually a pretty sexy kettle.

The colour is really cool too

Marry it then

 

[Shell]

Omg that is disgusting af

 

[Shell]

Marry it then

MAYBE I WILL.



I got no better offers

 

[Deep]

Omg that is disgusting af

Paper towel as well so it dissolved in his hands lmfaoooo

 

[Shell]

Paper towel as well so it dissolved in his hands lmfaoooo

NO IM NOT LISTENING LALALALALALALALA

 

[Shell]

but PMSL

 

[Shell]

hahaha pissing myself laughing. Omfg

 

[Deep]

Later that day we ended up doing our own thing for about 2 hours so I invited someone for an hr - Carls idea so you know what I mean lol - and then later the night we went to Crowne. But yes not only did this poor guy touch my piss he slept in a bed (I had the floor dat night) that me and some escort used

 

[Shell]

Carl? whos Carl?

Did you have a threesome

 

[Shell]

God you men are sick. Seriously.

 

[Shell]

And dats 41,900. Yay

 

[Deep]

Carl? whos Carl?

Did you have a threesome

Carl is abet and no... Carl wasn't seen that entire day. Just something he mentioned the day earlier got me thinking so I did it myself

 

[Deep]

God you men are sick. Seriously.

The best part is Chris never believed me re the bed despite the kettle business lol. Didn't tell him till I was back in Adelaide ha ha

 

[Shell]

Carl is abet and no... Carl wasn't seen that entire day. Just something he mentioned the day earlier got me thinking so I did it myself

Fair enough.

 

[Shell]

When I hire an escort it will be in the privacy of my own private hotel room, shared by no one else.