Social Off Topic Thread - Shells' Shack

[Shell]

Das it mane.

#bathcrew

 

[Shell]

Crackhouse

I have seen a few of those during my house hunting escapades.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Did they offer complimentary free samples.
Asking for a friend.

 

[Kram]

Das it mane.

#bathcrew

Are you going to try the breakfast time saving thing one day

 

[Shell]

I dont eat breakfast.

 

[Kram]

Did they offer complimentary free samples.
Asking for a friend.

You should take some E, might loosen you up a bit old boy.

 

[Kram]

I dont eat breakfast.

Yeah a lot don't.

I'm a bit weird probably eat like 10 times a day.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

You should take some E, might loosen you up a bit old boy.

Loose as a goose sonny.
Think of me as Sulieman Benn. As loose as his action

 

[Kram]

Benn is a crap fieldsman isn't he?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Then I am not he.

 

[Shell]

My breakfast is a coffee around 8.30.

At least I dont eat the biscuits anymore that I used to.

 

[Kram]

Then I am not he.

I could field reasonably well when I tried to play but can't catch a skied ball to save my life

 

[Deep]

I have seen a few of those during my house hunting escapades.

in your price range?

 

[Kram]

It's mid December and I'm wearing a track suit and jumper. What. The. Hell.

 

[Deep]

My breakfast is a coffee around 8.30.

At least I dont eat the biscuits anymore that I used to.

You’re a grandma before your time

 

[Kram]

Hey Doctor Gero that Starc delivery

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Yeah and?

 

[Kram]

Oh sorry I forgot it was something a NSW player did.

#novicsforu

 

[Art Vandelay_]

He's not a shit NSW player though. Slightly overrated and overhyped but not shit.
It's ok, we can not produce a test player for the next 25 years and our contribution will still outdo yours with Warne alone.

#WAdoitbetter

 

[Kram]

You have to be the saltiest man alive.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

That's you son.
Hastings reference in 3..2..1..

I only blast the shit players from the cockroaches. Like Henriques and SOK.

 

[Kram]

 

[Art Vandelay_]

There's that famed inferiority complex.
It's ok.

 

[Kram]

0/149 from 18 overs the worst figures returned by an Australian in a Test match.

Looking back that was hilarious, beforehand a couple of posters on the cricket dared to voice the opinion that Banker McGain wasn't all that crash hot and would struggle at Test level, and they were pretty much abused by all the Vic fanboys as being no knowledge haters or something.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Mmmmmm let it out. We are your superiors and you hate it