Social Off Topic Thread - Shells' Shack

[Kram]

Doctor Gero would be busy drinking cider and watching the T20.

 

[Shell]

Somethin better to do

Im not doing anyone.

So no not rly

 

[Shell]

Mr Kettle in form tonite.

Well wake up tomorrow and his name will be lit up in red

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Doctor Gero would be busy drinking cider and watching the T20.

Im not doing anyone.

So no not rly

Thought about making that joke.
I went soft on you. (don't say it)

 

[Shell]

Dont worry. I wont.

 

[Kram]

Hey Kram where are you gonna stick a tree that big?

 

[Kram]

"Perth is a lot of things and cool is not one of them. It's a city thats young people conform way more than others, I think, which isn't a bad thing. The amount of black Vans old skools getting around..."

"Perth was weirdly filling me with happiness tonight.

Had a few beers after work, came home on the train, the bright sky and people come from the beach and to go out... things were nice. Terrific sun over Freo atm. Pretty nice."

****in lol, what absolute magnificent pretentiousness.

 

[Shell]

Dont bring his shit in here pls

 

[Shell]

(just kidding idc tbh)

 

[Kram]

He works in a bottle shop and is doing an arts degree that his parents paid for lel.

And wears footy shorts at the pool.

Pure gold.

 

[Shell]

Das bogan. The footy shorts thing. Definitely bogan.

 

[Kram]

Das bogan. The footy shorts thing. Definitely bogan.

He reckons every 'normal' bloke in their 20s wears them swimming.
Yeah. Sure.

 

[Shell]

No normal blokes wear boardies.

 

[Shell]

The freaks, show offs and competitive swimmers go speedos.

 

[Shell]

And bogans = footy shorts.

 

[Kram]

I wear board shorts for teaching and casual. And speedo waterboy shorts for proper swimming.

 

[Kram]

And a white watch. Sometimes.

 

[Shell]

lol

 

[Kram]

And bogans = footy shorts.

When I was like 10 in the 90s I always thought people that wore footy shorts in the pool were the scum.

 

[Shell]

Scum/bogan, potato/potato

 

[Kram]

Off to get pizza, back soon.

 

[Kram]

Stay up seashell.

 

[Deep]

Mr Kettle in form tonite.

If I wasn’t an asexual I was less than a millimetre from ****ing a cute housemate. She’s adorable and I got her drunk.

 

[Deep]

It genuinely really scares me because it’s 11:30 but feels like 4am I’m that blitzed

 

[Kram]

It genuinely really scares me because it’s 11:30 but feels like 4am I’m that blitzed

I'm flying high on the temaze, have a yarn bro