Social Off Topic Thread - Shells' Shack

[Duritz]

Who says im looking for a man?

Now we’re talking

 

[Duritz]

So Shell what kind of guy are going to request from them? What age, height etc, or do you look through a list of their available guys and pick one?

 

[Shell]

No guy.

Jesus cant you read

 

[The Unforgiven]

Who says im looking for a man?

Shell doesn't need a man, she needs a champion.

 

[Duritz]

No guy.

Jesus cant you read

Yeah but you’re bullshitting if you say you’re getting a girl

In fact we’d need the pics to prove it

 

[Shell]

Lol. Im not bullshitting.

I tried booking one while i was on the gold coast but she cancelled on me last minute

 

[Shell]

Shell doesn't need a man, she needs a champion.

Aw cheers mate. Hopefully one day..

 

[Duritz]

Lol. Im not bullshitting.

I tried booking one while i was on the gold coast but she cancelled on me last minute

Still need the pics

 

[Shell]

Still not gunna happen

 

[Shell]

Yeah brb posting hooker pics on this family friendly site, sure nps

 

[Duritz]

Yeah brb posting hooker pics on this family friendly site, sure nps

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Shell]

I think we need to change the subject back to AL

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I feel we're all closer as a SP community after this exchange.
Thanks for sharing, cougar

 

[Deep]

I believe she's goin for a chick tbh.

 

[Shell]

I crapped on about this on the gd board in woman of your desires thread the last time

 

[Shell]

So trust me am not bullshitting.

 

[Shell]

Iirc that was also the same time i got called a **** and should die

 

[Shell]

I believe she's goin for a chick tbh.

The guys are rubbish tbh. Only one id like was zac i think whos in melbourne

 

[Deep]

The guys are rubbish tbh. Only one id like was zac i think whos in melbourne

Just give a detailed analysis to Duritz or clip lol

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Iirc that was also the same time i got called a **** and should die

World's worst double standard.

Guys have fun with plenty of chicks (or guys) and they're just having a good time.
Chicks do it... ****! WHORE!

Same shit treated entirely differently.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Maybe it's deserved as payback for sexist women only gyms.
Nothing would be allowed to be men only however

 

[Deep]

Maybe it's deserved as payback for sexist women only gyms.
Nothing would be allowed to be men only however

Man cave

 

[Shell]

Women only gyms can gagfd. Never felt uncomfortable at my gym cept the one time and they got banned as a consequence

 

[Duritz]

So trust me am not bullshitting.

Will this be the first time you’ve been with a woman?

 

[Shell]

Yes

Kinda hoping i dont like it cos if i do i may have aquired an expensive habit lol