Official Carlton Jokes Thread

[Darth_Tiger]

Sausage Roll left the Richmond board to join the Carlton board , instantly raising the I.Q. of both boards.

i literally laughed out loud at that one

 

[T4P]

i literally laughed out loud at that one

if only it was true though - if only he went to the carlton board and stayed...

 

[1 Million]

ok u owned me there lol credit goes where credit is due
we will win anyway

it possible if the blue scummy feral players dont turn up the game

Tigers4premiers, always fun to banter and no hard feelings but as for Mr T u really need to relax mate this isn't a blood bath its a footy game and stupid comments like that aren't going to get you anywhere. quite obviously you are over zealous about this weeks game but keep that rubbish to urself.

 

[diligaf]

Q. Why was there a putrid smell wafting from the Carltank Boardroom?
A. Dick Shatt was appointed President!

 

[Carson_Kressley]

i have heard most of these jokes before . there actually racial jokes towards blacks n all other races cept for caucasions. all you are doing is changing it to carlton. find something original losersssssssssssss

 

[diligaf]

i have heard most of these jokes before . there actually racial jokes towards blacks n all other races cept for caucasions. all you are doing is changing it to carlton. find something original losersssssssssssss

And the newest most original joke will be the CFC at 4.40pm tomorrow!

 

[Carson_Kressley]

And the newest most original joke will be the CFC at 4.40pm tomorrow!

we shall see

 

[8.8.56 Brother!]

Cain Ackland...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[1 Million]

Cain Ackland...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

the best thing about this one is every Carlton supporter will agree

(first decent joke on this whole thread)

 

[29-little-CHAMP]

The joke of the day is 1 in a million...

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BLUES FINALS 08!

 

[Mr T]

Four Surgeons are taking a coffee break ' First one says accountants are easy to operate on because everything is numbered, Nah says the second one Librarians are the best because everything is in Alphabetical order, Nah humbug says the third one Electricians are easily the best to operate on because everything is colour coded, The fourth one says nah i prefer Carlton Players because they're Heartless, Gutless and Spineless and they're heads and backsides are interchangable.

 

[tigers_of_old_08]

 

[Jisha]

And as for the blues... u'll see why i follow them on the weekend...

You like watching your team lose?

PS. Surely writing 'you will' is not that hard is it? Maybe a little bit of punctuation too?

 

[Mike_blues]

John Elliot on Gameday this morning saying Essendon cheated their way to the 93 GF was ____ing hillarious, then went on to say Sticks has been the glue that has bound the club over the last half decade.

Truth is funnier than fiction down at Carltankland.

funny how we tank and you dont and you finish last last year

 

[T4P]

funny how we tank and you dont and you finish last last year

yes very
but it pisses me off that u got the number one pick - but now seeing as we have cotchin it doesnt worry me anymore

 

[tigers_of_old_08]

yes very
but it pisses me off that u got the number one pick - but now seeing as we have cotchin it doesnt worry me anymore

Cotchin >>>>>>>>>>>Kruezer

I think we ended up with the No1 draft, not Carlton

 

[1 Million]

You like watching your team lose?

PS. Surely writing 'you will' is not that hard is it? Maybe a little bit of punctuation too?

U R A FLOG!!

1. ur team hasn't won yet so dont get to cocky. this is also coming from a person barracking for a team that has played finals once in like 15 years or sumthing.
2. correcting my spelling in an internet forum where slag is everywhere is just rubbish. u r sad if that is the only crap u can come up with.......

 

[Azzurri Blues]

Enough Joking...

Serious Question..

Who's Played In More Finals Series In The Last 23 Years?

A) Bitchmond
B) Fitzroy

 

[Azzurri Blues]

Cotchin >>>>>>>>>>>Kruezer

I think we ended up with the No1 draft, not Carlton

My Left Testicle >>>>>>>>>>> Jarryd Oakley Nichols

 

[tucker777]

Enough joking

Serious Question

Who has had the less amount of dodgy, criminal people at the helm?

a)HIH
b)Carlton
c)Enron

 

[Azzurri Blues]

Enough Joking..

Serious Question...

Who has been tanning for longer in the solurium?

A) J.O.N.
B) Terry Wallet

 

[Darth_Tiger]

Q. what do you call 10,000 carlton supporters at the bottom of the sea.
A. A good start.

 

[mightymightyblues]

Joke all u want Tigers faithful, but when Carlton finish comprehensive victors tomorrow at the G minus one of the best players in the comp, the joke will be on you..

 

[Jisha]

Q. what do you call 10,000 carlton supporters at the bottom of the sea.
A. A good start.

Haha

 

[Jisha]

U R A FLOG!!

1. ur team hasn't won yet so dont get to cocky. this is also coming from a person barracking for a team that has played finals once in like 15 years or sumthing.
2. correcting my spelling in an internet forum where slag is everywhere is just rubbish. u r sad if that is the only crap u can come up with.......

A flog ouch you hurt my feelings.

1. I do not need to get cocky, your team is shit. You come on our forum and say we will see why you follow your precious blues this weekend. Perhaps you are the cocky one? We beat you comprehensively last time and we will do it again. If we lose tomorrow then there is something not right.

2. There is no point even going into this point, I have no time to give English lessons to morons who find it too hard to put a 'y' and 'o' at the start of the word 'you'. You are sad for being so god damn lazy.