Official EFC Joke thread..

[Crave]

Sorry gang, couldnt help myself and Im sure Ive noticed some great sense of humours on here, so here goes...

'A nurse begins her new job in a mental institution. An hour into her shift, she hears loud cars noises and loud obscenites coming from a ward down the hall. She appreaches with her clipboard and identifies Mr Thompson. Enquring what he was doing, he replies that he's on his way to TD to watch the Bombers take on the Doggies and he's running late in peak hour traffic.

She leaves him be, only to notice muffled noises coming from the other side of that same ward...she identifies this gentleman to be Mr Jones. Looking in horror as she witnesses him 'servicing himself'

Shocked, she asks him what he's up to, to which he replies...'Every time Mr Thompson heads out to the footy, I hop over the fence and nail his wife!!'

Enjoy!!

 

[Longy413]

That's terrible.....

 

[Crave]

That's terrible.....

Made me laugh....heard it yesterday

 

[Shane Hird]

I've got an EFC joke..........


Aaron Henneman walks into Sheedy's office last week and sits down expecting his AFL career to end in about 5mins time.

Sheedy says " I believe in u Azza,its been 8 years but I am sure 2007 is gunna be your year,we are going to keep u on!"

Henneman looks deep into Sheedy's eyes and says"Holy Sh-t!!,I love u Sheeds!"

















What a joke!.

 

[silk]

When i read that title, i knew this was going to end up another Bolton or Henneman Thread.

 

[Shane Hird]

When i read that title, i knew this was going to end up another Bolton or Henneman Thread.

No its not silky . I just couldn't control my self with the crap henneman joke.take no notice of my rubbish.

 

[Andrew_5]

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

 

[Andrew_5]

and another

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

 

[Crave]

A gentleman sitting by his wife's bedside as she lays in a coma...the nurses come in for the daily bath and as this is underway, the nurse runs a warm sponge across her fanny, to which the woman's body twitches.
Noticing this, she whispers to hubby that maybe he ought to consider oral sex as a way of arousing her out of the coma. He is also assured of discretion by a curtain and closed door.
Reluctantly, he agrees with the instruction that if anything were to happen, to use the buzzer for assistance.
After a few minutes, the buzzer sounds and doctors swarm in and look in disbelief as the woman is now a shade of blue, whilst hubby is pulling his pants back up...looking puzzled.

 

[DaSawx]

Carlton

 

[hird_is_king]

Carlton

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha GOLD

 

[[ToTTi]]

Carlton

Why did the plane fall out of the sky?




















Coz the pilot was a loaf of bread