Official Geelong choke thread

[Yidaki]

Damn straight. Lions can be a prickly bunch when they wanna.

They can for sure particularly at home. Really, that's the only reason why they exist is to cause upsets but not play in anymore flags.

 

[Harper_Hawk]

Do we need to make 10 threads for every Cawksucker choke against Geelong in the past 5 years?

You coughed up a 52 point lead. You deserve everything you get tonight FLOG.

 

[Seedsman_]

Having seen this result, the Purple ****s are going to get ****ing destroyed next week. The rebound is going to be devastating.

 

[dymot]

Seriously? You coughed up a 52 point lead to BRISBANE. I would've thought that was unloseable.

Nah Sydney fans were going on all week abput how Port would be no match. Guess they aRE THE BETTER sOUTH aUSTRALIAN TEAM AGAIN.

 

[Thurlow2Mackie]

OMFG WHY DIDN'T YOU PLAY JACKSON THURLOW, CHRIS SCOTT???!! I WROTE YOU FIVE ANGRY LETTERS BETWEEN FRIDAY AND NOW OUTLINING YOUR INEXCUSABLE MISTAKE, AND YOU DIDN'T RESPOND TO ONE OF THEM!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS! I DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT GEELONG ANYMORE!!

SOMEBODY RECCOMEND ME A NEW TEAM THAT DOESN'T SUCK AND LEAVE OUT ITS BEST PLAYERS????????????????????????????

 

[Blood Bath]

At least we didn't lose the unloseable to Port .

Ok then ChokeBoy. What was it, 52 points you were up by? Port are top 8 contenders. Brisbane were 15th on the ladder tonight. I definitely know which team I'd rather lose to!

 

[Blood Bath]

OMFG WHY DIDN'T YOU PLAY JACKSON THURLOW, CHRIS SCOTT???!! I WROTE YOU FIVE ANGRY LETTERS BETWEEN FRIDAY AND NOW OUTLINING YOUR INEXCUSABLE MISTAKE, AND YOU DIDN'T RESPOND TO ONE OF THEM!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS! I DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT GEELONG ANYMORE!!

SOMEBODY RECCOMEND ME A NEW TEAM THAT DOESN'T SUCK AND LEAVE OUT ITS BEST PLAYERS????????????????????????????

Quoted for pure lulz.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

This thread is hilarious, started by a Poos+Wees dickhead lol Glad you've received so much joy from Geelong losing one game!

To all Dawks

 

[Sister of T2M]

OMFG WHY DIDN'T YOU PLAY JACKSON THURLOW, CHRIS SCOTT???!! I WROTE YOU FIVE ANGRY LETTERS BETWEEN FRIDAY AND NOW OUTLINING YOUR INEXCUSABLE MISTAKE, AND YOU DIDN'T RESPOND TO ONE OF THEM!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS! I DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT GEELONG ANYMORE!!

SOMEBODY RECCOMEND ME A NEW TEAM THAT DOESN'T SUCK AND LEAVE OUT ITS BEST PLAYERS????????????????????????????

Please don't start cutting yourself again

 

[NetworkNerd]

OMFG WHY DIDN'T YOU PLAY JACKSON THURLOW, CHRIS SCOTT???!! I WROTE YOU FIVE ANGRY LETTERS BETWEEN FRIDAY AND NOW OUTLINING YOUR INEXCUSABLE MISTAKE, AND YOU DIDN'T RESPOND TO ONE OF THEM!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS! I DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT GEELONG ANYMORE!!

SOMEBODY RECCOMEND ME A NEW TEAM THAT DOESN'T SUCK AND LEAVE OUT ITS BEST PLAYERS????????????????????????????

Fremantle.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

This thread is hilarious, started by a Poos+Wees dickhead lol Glad you've received so much joy from Geelong losing one game!

To all Dawks

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[Yidaki]

Amazing! I'm seeing Hawks fans on here that I have never seen before!

 

[Black Flag]

Ok then ChokeBoy. What was it, 52 points you were up by? Port are top 8 contenders. Brisbane were 15th on the ladder tonight. I definitely know which team I'd rather lose to!

chokers shouldn't throw stones in glass houses.

 

[AzzEffect]

Haven't seen them play such a pathetic quarter of footy since the first half of last years final against Freo. Thought they would cruise to an easy win and their arrogance cost them yet again, all due credit to the Lions was a great effort but the Catters have to stop taking the foot of the pedal and play the full four quarters

 

[Blood Bath]

chokers shouldn't throw stones in glass houses.

Did we give up a big lead? When?

 

[Strangled Cat]

What an awful choke. That's probably the worst choke I've ever witnessed by Geelong. They deserve everything levelled against them. You're only as good as your last game and we were woeful in the last quarter. But mark my words, this aberration has just woken up the sleeping giant. Be afraid Purple ****s, be very afraid! Oh, and that warning extends to you too, you piss and shit coloured cawksuckers...

 

[Micksy]

We deserve this thread. We smoked more **** today than the Glenferrie **** Smoking team of 2010. And they went undefeated.

 

[Black Flag]

Did we give up a big lead? When?

just suck it up, choker.

 

[Paul Kersey]

great win by brisbane, they wanted it more.

this thread means nothing coming from a hawthorn supporter, choked in the grandfinal and against us round 1.
Cry more flogs, see you round 15

Tell us about Hawthorn v Geelong grand finals, particularly the 'unloseable' one in a year Geelong dropped one game in the home and away.

 

[Blood Bath]

What atrocious supporters these Cats flogs are. Just admit you choked on some ****, congratulate Brisbane and **** off.

 

[Blood Bath]

just suck it up, choker.

LOL carltank chokers!

 

[Paul Kersey]

great win by brisbane, they wanted it more.

this thread means nothing coming from a hawthorn supporter, choked in the grandfinal and against us round 1.
Cry more flogs, see you round 15

Tell us about Hawthorn v Geelong grand finals, particularly the 'unloseable' one in a year Geelong dropped one game in the home and away.

 

[Paul Kersey]

 

[Eshay187]

Cheers Geelong for taking the heat off us!

 

[halfback dasher]

What an awful choke. That's probably the worst choke I've ever witnessed by Geelong. They deserve everything levelled against them. You're only as good as your last game and we were woeful in the last quarter. But mark my words, this aberration has just woken up the sleeping giant. Be afraid Purple ****s, be very afraid! Oh, and that warning extends to you too, you piss and shit coloured cawksuckers...

Well played SC , class .....