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Ladder Leaders continue to take, and commit to, bold action.
AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM GUMBIES FFC.
NIL EMBARGO, FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE.
In season 35, Gumbies FFC engaged in a wide-ranging review to address the issue of their emissions, specifically that the club was responsible for 5 high-emitting wooden spoons and just the one sequestering premiership. The review resulted in a new coach (Qraig Bellamy) and a pledge to start winning finals and premierships to thus become net zero by season 50.
The club is proud to today reaffirm this commitment to net zero by season 50. Recognising the vital importance of qootballing sustainability, the club reiterates its aim and desire to have an equal or greater number of premierships than wooden spoons by season 50. We remain extremely proud of our 36 premiership, those that contributed to that and the progress towards net zero it generated, however we are cognisant that there is much more work to do.
Our Strategy
The club has already integrated a comprehensive set of sustainable practices into its operations, including but not limited to:- Increasing posting numbers in a sustainable way and upgrading existing posters to a more efficient output.
- Launching waste reduction through the upcycle and integration of former Sweet FA users to their rightful place as Sweet FA luminaries. Mop, weltschmerz and Cactus_ for three examples.
- Ramping up recycling programs- the Gumbies have brought back former Gumbanian's DenieD, Jeremias and Bartel in recent seasons.
- A large reduction in straight-set finals exits. The club acknowledges it is rather difficult to win premierships when bowing out of finals so rapidly. Not since season 33 has the club exited finals in straight sets, a streak we seek to continue for a long time.
Attributable Quotes
"If the Old Boys can do it, Net Zero can't be that hard for us to achieve." DenieD"I'd like to see all you lot at other clubs deal with the pain of regular Gumbies premierships." cats_09
“I'm all about those premierships, oh, and chicken.” Mop
"Call me European because normally I'm only ever whelmed, but this net zero announcement leaves me tingly in all the right ways." beez
"I'm all in support of anything that doesn't effect my franking credits or chances of individual trinkets. This program of net zero thus has my full support." GWS Goose
"Forget Gold, pretty soon Gumbies blue is going to be the greatest colour of all." Falconista
Looking Ahead
Qootballing efficiency and sustainability through our pursuit of net zero is here to stay at Gumbania. By championing net zero initiatives, Gumbies FFC are ensuring a brighter future for generations of double blues to come.Yours,
Jerr Noh,
Media Relations
Gumbies FFC
Ophidian Old Boys
