Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 9 - Wonders FFC vs Gumbies FFC at The Colosseum

[GWS Goose]

Split was okay. Was nicer out on the islands like Hvar, I thought. Loved Dubrovnik though. Stayed in the Old Town which was really cool.

Dubrovnik was outstanding!

 

[GWS Goose]

Two of them just shit on bread, one of them artificial shit in milk and one of them the sheep shaggers will die on a hill saying they invented.

Our cuisine depth knows no bounds.

Australian food is based on high quality meat.
Most places don't have all the beef, chicken and lamb options.
We are so used to grabbing a rump steak at the pub and don't think of that as being Australian, most places can't and don't do that.

 

[GWS Goose]

Bro.
In peak Perth summer it doesn’t get dark til 8pm as it is. It doesn’t need to be 9.

It makes zero sense for us.
I still curse the government who forced it on us on a trial even after we repeatedly said no.

Hint: we still voted it down after the trial

Crazy talk! Why waste daylight sleeping
9pm sunset is great. Can get a whole round of golf in after work.

 

[GWS Goose]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

WON SENIORS Vs GUM SENIORS
WON               4    0        5    4        10   5        13   5    83      
GUM               4    3        8    3        10   7        14   9    93      
WON        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  GUM         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Coopers     0  7  1  5  1  0  2  0  0   32  Brick Loos   0  9  5  5  0  0  2  1  0   52
Rubber Arm  0  5  4  4  1  0  1  0  0   36  Cactus_      0  4  3  2  0  0  0  0  0   25
Floating D  0  0  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   11  Supercheap   0  12 0  5  4  1  1  1  1   67
KBLT        0  8  7  13 1  1  0  0  0   76  weltschmer   0  6  7  9  0  1  0  0  0   58
Giant YoYo  0  12 3  5  1  0  2  0  0   53  bone2468     0  5  3  2  0  0  1  0  0   25
BallaratBu  0  10 7  10 3  0  1  0  0   80  NSWCROW      0  3  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   20
HARPSichor  0  18 11 11 0  0  1  1  0  112  Mop          0  8  5  9  1  0  3  0  1   53
JT_the_Man  0  5  4  10 1  0  0  0  0   51  DenieD       0  8  2  6  0  0  0  0  0   42
SSwans2011  0  10 6  15 1  1  2  0  0   77  Falconista   0  12 5  9  2  1  2  1  0   78
jezzajay    0  5  5  8  0  1  1  2  1   57  Spooky17     0  10 6  8  0  0  0  0  1   65
okeydoke7   0  9  5  5  1  0  0  2  0   68  beez         0  9  3  9  0  2  3  0  1   48
Roonescape  0  4  5  6  2  0  2  0  0   41  Matthew Je   0  7  5  4  2  0  3  1  1   50
BigChippa5  0  1  0  0  1  0  1  1  0   10  Dory_77      0  1  0  0  0  1  1  1  0    7
Oisin_the_  0  5  0  3  2  1  0  0  2   32  Bartel       0  5  2  0  0  0  0  3  2   41
croweater   0  2  0  1  0  0  0  1  1   15  CatToTheFu   0  1  0  2  0  0  0  1  0   13
dogs105     13 16 0  14 4  1  3  2  1  110  cats_09      10 12 0  8  4  4  1  1  0   85
NinjaSwan   0  10 0  6  1  7  2  1  0   53  GWS Goose    0  8  0  9  6  8  1  1  2   79
Pamcake1    0  11 0  10 4  5  0  1  0   80  StFly        0  2  0  6  1  1  0  0  0   23
BFew        0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9  ossie_21     0  6  2  5  1  0  0  2  0   50
ClarkeM     0  4  3  3  1  1  1  1  0   35  Hydatina P   0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9

            WON   GUM
Hitouts   : 13   10
Kicks     : 143  129
Marks     : 62   49
Handballs : 133  102
Tackles   : 25   21
Frees For : 18   19
Frees Ag. : 19   18
Smothers  : 0    1
Ironouts  : 6    6
Inside50  : 17   20
Goals     : 13   14
Behinds   : 5    9

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
3.17 - Rushed behind to GUM - GUM by 1 point(s).
7.33 - Goal to ossie_21 (GUM) - GUM by 7 point(s).
8.4 - Goal to Hydatina Physis (GUM) - GUM by 13 point(s).
10.42 - Goal to Supercheapgiants (GUM) - GUM by 19 point(s).
11.03 - Goal to ClarkeM (WON) - GUM by 13 point(s).
14.22 - Goal to BigChippa52 (WON) - GUM by 7 point(s).
18.38 - Behind to GWS Goose (GUM) - GUM by 8 point(s).
20.23 - Goal to BFew (WON) - GUM by 2 point(s).
21.07 - Goal to dogs105 (WON) - WON by 4 point(s).
23.57 - Behind to Mop (GUM) - WON by 3 point(s).
24.51 - Goal to Brick Loosener (GUM) - GUM by 3 point(s).

Second Quarter :
3.05 - Goal to GWS Goose (GUM) - GUM by 9 point(s).
6.47 - Behind to dogs105 (WON) - GUM by 8 point(s).
7.54 - Goal to Matthew Jelley (GUM) - GUM by 14 point(s).
9.51 - Goal to ossie_21 (GUM) - GUM by 20 point(s).
14.58 - Behind to croweater 41 (WON) - GUM by 19 point(s).
16.51 - Goal to okeydoke7 (WON) - GUM by 13 point(s).
19.05 - Behind to jezzajay (WON) - GUM by 12 point(s).
19.38 - Behind to Oisin_the_Goat (WON) - GUM by 11 point(s).
23.08 - Goal to Dory_77 (GUM) - GUM by 17 point(s).

Third Quarter :
2.32 - Behind to beez (GUM) - GUM by 18 point(s).
3.42 - Behind to Spooky17 (GUM) - GUM by 19 point(s).
4.21 - Rushed behind to GUM - GUM by 20 point(s).
5.35 - Goal to HARPSichord (WON) - GUM by 14 point(s).
6.47 - Goal to jezzajay (WON) - GUM by 8 point(s).
7.57 - Goal to Bartel (GUM) - GUM by 14 point(s).
9.01 - Goal to jezzajay (WON) - GUM by 8 point(s).
10.46 - Goal to okeydoke7 (WON) - GUM by 2 point(s).
13.04 - Behind to Bartel (GUM) - GUM by 3 point(s).
13.5 - Goal to Bartel (GUM) - GUM by 9 point(s).
23.49 - Goal to NinjaSwan (WON) - GUM by 3 point(s).
24.51 - Behind to Oisin_the_Goat (WON) - GUM by 2 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.45 - Goal to dogs105 (WON) - WON by 4 point(s).
3.34 - Behind to Bartel (GUM) - WON by 3 point(s).
5.48 - Goal to CatToTheFuture (GUM) - GUM by 3 point(s).
6.12 - Goal to cats_09 (GUM) - GUM by 9 point(s).
14.58 - Goal to croweater 41 (WON) - GUM by 3 point(s).
19.17 - Goal to Pamcake1 (WON) - WON by 3 point(s).
19.54 - Goal to Falconista (GUM) - GUM by 3 point(s).
21.36 - Goal to Bartel (GUM) - GUM by 9 point(s).
24.1 - Behind to GWS Goose (GUM) - GUM by 10 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

WON
Floating Doughnut    0 (On) 30.27 (Off) 47.12 (On) Total : 83%
Rubber Arm           0 (On) Total : 100%
Oisin_the_Goat       0 (On) Total : 100%
KBLT                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Giant YoYo           0 (On) Total : 100%
BallaratBulldog      0 (On) Total : 100%
HARPSichord          0 (On) Total : 100%
ClarkeM              0 (On) 46.02 (Off) Total : 46%
SSwans2011           0 (On) Total : 100%
jezzajay             0 (On) Total : 100%
okeydoke7            0 (On) Total : 100%
Roonescape           0 (On) Total : 100%
BigChippa52          0 (On) Total : 100%
BFew                 0 (On) 47.12 (Off) Total : 47%
croweater 41         0 (On) Total : 100%
dogs105              0 (On) Total : 100%
Coopers              0 (On) Total : 100%
Pamcake1             0 (On) Total : 100%
NinjaSwan            0 (Off) 30.27 (On) Total : 69%
JT_the_Man           0 (Off) 46.02 (On) Total : 53%

GUM
StFly                0 (On) 52.52 (Off) 65.02 (On) Total : 87%
Cactus_              0 (On) Total : 100%
NSWCROW              0 (On) Total : 100%
weltschmerz          0 (On) Total : 100%
DenieD               0 (On) 39.37 (Off) 67.57 (On) Total : 72%
Falconista           0 (On) 65.02 (Off) 74.27 (On) Total : 90%
Mop                  0 (On) Total : 100%
beez                 0 (On) 67.57 (Off) 71.36 (On) Total : 96%
Brick Loosener       0 (On) 74.27 (Off) 86.03 (On) Total : 88%
Spooky17             0 (On) Total : 100%
ossie_21             0 (On) 71.36 (Off) Total : 71%
Matthew Jelley       0 (On) Total : 100%
Dory_77              0 (On) Total : 100%
Hydatina Physis      0 (On) 35.03 (Off) 52.52 (On) 86.03 (Off) Total : 68%
CatToTheFuture       0 (On) Total : 100%
cats_09              0 (On) Total : 100%
GWS Goose            0 (On) Total : 100%
Supercheapgiants     0 (On) Total : 100%
bone2468             0 (Off) 39.37 (On) Total : 60%
Bartel               0 (Off) 35.03 (On) Total : 64%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• While not all all one-way, BallaratBulldog came out tops over the brave Spooky17. - 97m from 0 to 97.
• Toe to toe throughout, Bartel did well against Rubber Arm. - 46m from 50 to 96.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Cactus_ was slightly more polished than BFew. - 27m from 13 to 40.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, BigChippa52 gave NSWCROW a bath. - 55m from 1 to 56.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Supercheapgiants and BigChippa52 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 14m from 75 to 89.
• In a solid performance, okeydoke7 won the bout with bone2468. - 56m from 41 to 97.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Brick Loosener and croweater 41 were hard to separate - though Brick Loosener was slightly more effective. - 9m from 89 to 98.
• Toe to toe throughout, HARPSichord did well against Brick Loosener. - 73m from 0 to 73.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Cactus_ did very well against Oisin_the_Goat. - 53m from 44 to 97.
• In a resume-material performance, dogs105 was easily the winner in the clash with cats_09. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Coopers either broke even with CatToTheFuture or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 42m from 50 to 92.
• Neither having much reason to brag, CatToTheFuture did very well against Floating Doughnut. - 13m from 3 to 16.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, ClarkeM had beez's measure. - 39m from 2 to 41.
• In quite a tussle, Coopers was slightly more polished than GWS Goose. - 27m from 1 to 28.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, JT_the_Man beat DenieD today - but not by much. - 30m from 69 to 99.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, DenieD did very well against okeydoke7. - 13m from 18 to 31.
• Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that Floating Doughnut had the better game against Dory_77 - although there was very little in it. - 51m from 48 to 99.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Oisin_the_Goat won the bout with Dory_77. - 21m from 3 to 24.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Falconista either broke even with HARPSichord or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 23m from 75 to 98.
• In quite a tussle, Falconista had the better of jezzajay. - 63m from 1 to 64.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Giant YoYo came out tops over the brave beez. - 19m from 77 to 96.
• In quite a tussle, ossie_21 came out tops over the brave Giant YoYo. - 71m from 0 to 71.
• In an epic battle, GWS Goose did well against NinjaSwan. - 66m from 33 to 99.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Rubber Arm beat Hydatina Physis today - but not by much. - 12m from 6 to 18.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, JT_the_Man was slightly more polished than beez. - 19m from 46 to 65.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, KBLT came out tops over the brave Matthew Jelley. - 97m from 2 to 99.
• In an epic battle, not much between SSwans2011 and Mop - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, NSWCROW and jezzajay were evenly matched. - 14m from 75 to 89.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Pamcake1 did well against StFly. - 26m from 72 to 98.
• In an epic battle, Pamcake1 and Supercheapgiants were well-matched - there was no victor. - 69m from 0 to 69.
• While not all all one-way, weltschmerz had the better of Roonescape. - 97m from 1 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, StFly was slightly more polished than croweater 41. - 5m from 39 to 44.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between StFly and jezzajay - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 65 to 65.

A win for the Gumbies, likely Mobbs Votes for the Goose. All round, a good day.
Thanks for the week Wonders.

 

[BFew]

With such a close game against the ladder leaders, we Wonders can hold our heads and tails high.
Wosh is the bosh
Gumbies rule at the mo.
Just don't rubber it in too much.

 

[cats_09]

Thanks for posting today's game Wosh

Cheers for a chilled week Wonders and good*** luck for the remainder of the season


Woohoo Gumbies - back on the winners list



Speed autocorrect - why I shouldn't be permitted to enter a spelling bee

 

[DenieD]

Glad I wasn't here for that live. Would've had about 12 heart attacks. Cracking game.

Thanks for the week Wonders and thanks for posting Wosh

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Must have been a *ing horrendous kick to get dragged for sending the ball forward aka my ****ing job! * you AnUltimateRessie

kick better loser

 

[Supercheapgiants]

Ah whoops, from daylight savings to watching every rugby league game today I was not online. Thanks to the Wonders for the week and to Wosh for posting. Great stuff gumbies!!

 

[jezzajay]

Bugger!!