Oh No!!!!!

[Docker_Brat]

The autopilot is deflating!

 

[Mobbs]

I want it down, and I want it down safe.
(am I on track?)

 

[Santos L Helper]

Surely you can't be serious?

 

[Syd]

I am, and stop calling me Shirley...

 

[Mobbs]

Its a big building with lots of patients, but that's not important right now.

 

[-PC28-]

Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the religious consciousness church, would you like to make a donation?

 

[Mobbs]

**** man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
UH...
Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
Cold got to be! You know? Shiiiiiiit.

 

[-PC28-]

Nervous?

Yes

First time?

No, i've been nervous lots of times

 

[bluechampion]

heck of a day to stop sniffing glue...

Tell me Billy, do you like Gladiator movies?

 

[-PC28-]

Captain, how soon can you land?
I can't tell.
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
NO, I mean I'm just not sure.
Well, can't you take a guess?
Well, not for another 2 hours.
You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?

 

[Mobbs]

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

 

[noodle]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

 

[noodle]

Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

 

[Mr. Snrub]

I have my coffee black. Like my men.

 

[Jars458]

If I don't land this plane, the ****s gonna hit the fan!

 

[Syd]

Oever : Roger!
Murdock : Huh?
Tower : L.A. departure frequency 1-2-3 point 9er.
Oever : Roger!
Murdock : Huh?
Victor: Re-quest Vector, over!
Oever : What?
Tower : 2-0-9er clear for vector 2-3-4.
Murdock : We have clearance Clarence.
Oever : Roger, Roger. What's our Vector Victor?
Tower : Tower's radio clearance, over!
Oever : That's Clarence Oever! Oever.
Tower : Roger.
Murdock : Huh?
Tower : Roger, over.
Murdock : Huh?
Oever : Huh?


http://uk.geocities.com/zaz_fan/zaz_web_pages/airscript.htm
(full script!)

 

[ScouseCat]

I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.

 

[Swans Upstart]

Maybe we ought to turn on the search lights now.

No, that's just what they'll be expecting us to do.

 

[the fly]

Dinner on this flight tonight will be fish.

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Watch out for the terrorists and the turbulance

 

[Mobbs]

Explosive. Bizarre. A must see.