Oldest person ever!

[clarkoscluster]

Just saw a story on 10 news, claiming there's a lady in South Africa, named Coco, who claims to be the oldest person to ever live. She's 134!! I mean seriously, how the feck to you get to live to 134!? It's just rediculous really. If only she was Australian, she could have a decent recollection of every year of VFL/AFL footy ever!! Crazy stuff...

 

[wirra44]

yea heard that too but didnt they say they wernt too sure if her birth certificate was accurate or something like that.

 

[clarkoscluster]

yea heard that too but didnt they say they wernt too sure if her birth certificate was accurate or something like that.

Yeah, I suppose there's really no way of proving it 100% but if it's legit, it's pretty astonishing really!

 

[BomberGal]

Who would want to live that long? (In that state.)

 

[bigpapagman]

what state? what are you talking about?

its in South Africa.

 

[BomberGal]

what state? what are you talking about?

its in South Africa.

The state of being old, weak, and fragile.

 

[bigpapagman]

ah. physical/mental state. not place. sweet.

 

[Armitage2Riewoldt]

Probably been a couple decades since she moved a limb, I would imagine.

 

[scooterb]

I'd tap it.

 

[crazyman27]

Same, she'd be experienced

 

[mantis]

Who would want to live that long? (In that state.)

Agree, F that, I'll be exiting this F'ed up world before I hit 70, one way or another.

 

[raikkonen]

Born in 1874? Holy ****!

 

[Shane_Mag]

if true that is amazing.

 

[thegreenmachine]

I don't ever want to grow up, yet alone grow up and get old. Sorry.

 

[BomberGal]

Born in 1874? Holy ****!

That would make her 38 when the Titanic sank.

Jesus.

 

[Rosstickle]

That would make her 38 when the Titanic sank.

Jesus.

71 when world war 2 ended.

 

[whelan=legend]

She was 90 when Melbourne won their last premiership

 

[anti.]

i wonder which footy team she supports. maybe she's jumping on the gold coast bandwagon?

 

[Kent_Kingsley]

I'd hate to be her, she'd have seen her children and grandchilren and great grandchildren get old and die.

 

[BomberGal]

i wonder which footy team she supports. maybe she's jumping on the gold coast bandwagon?

The Old Coast?

 

[darcytiger]

She's definately a Sainter, she got that taste of glory in '60 or '61 (fkd if I can remember) and she is hanging around for more. She got exited during the winning streak of a few years ago and pre ordered her DVD "The Streak". She is still waiting, and will tough it out till the aints win their next premiership. The first and only person to reach 200 years old...

 

[scotty13]

Meh... Im 2000years old...JC never dies I just reincarnate myself to superstardem!!!

 

[adelaide_40]

That is ****en amazing

Id hate to live when I was 134 you wouldnt be able to move.

 

[The Dice Man]

Im a week under 34 and I have trouble moving my bones in the morning

 

[LondonCalling]

Imagine just pounding her from behind, like, y'know, you wanna put a serious hurting on her or something. That'd be something, so would being told you were the best she'd ever had. You could give it to her rough and she wouldn't care anyway.

She's like Kelly Stevens but 90 years older.