Official Team Thread Ophidian Academy Roll Call

[Ned_Flanders]

The Ophidian Academy has been established because creating the next generation of Old Boys is just as important as getting the fossils onboard.

As such, this is the roll call for all new members of the Academy; who will be the names you will hear, and the names you will fear in season 34!!!



Wickzki
Despite my attempts to ban all Carlton supporters from the Academy, I could not say no to the 10 year bigfooty veteran in Wickzki . I have also heard that this man from parts unknown is the only man on the WWE board to successfully pin PhenomenalV1 with a flying bodypress that would make Ricky the Dragon Steamboat weep.

and Fleabane
I admit, I have concerns about this one. To be honest, I'm just hoping the Bane of the Fleas can keep Bonz infestation issues under control, but the recruiters are adamant that he will be the surprise packet of the Old Boys in S34

Welcome aboard gentlemen. Its great to have our first Academy students out and about!!!

 

[Mobbs]

Welcome to the league and to the Establishment, boys!

 

[serial_thrilla]

Welcome Wickzki and Fleabane - you can expect to be receiving a PM from Mozzie19 shortly.

 

[PMBangers]

Announce Mrs. Turbo

 

[Robertio]

I was under the impression that all Carlton supporters go straight into the Bombers academy.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Announce Mrs. Turbo

She hasnt replied to Tigerturbulance phone calls since she got the job as an advisor in Barnaby Joyce's office

 

[Headless]

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[Ned_Flanders]

I was under the impression that all Carlton supporters go straight into the Bombers academy.

that was then, this is now my friend

 

[PMBangers]

She hasnt replied to Tigerturbulance phone calls since she got the job as an advisor in Barnaby Joyce's office

I thought it was since he made her clean the hot tub?

 

[Senor M]

Announce Mrs. Turbo

We all know how well the Mrs haydo experiment worked

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Announce Mrs. Turbo

She lives with me, do you honestly think she wants to spend more time with me than she has to!

 

[Cadsky]

Welcome Wickzki and Fleabane - you can expect to be receiving a PM from Mozzie19 shortly.

I only pm rookies from teams that don't deserve them

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I only pm rookies from teams that don't deserve them

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I have also heard that this man from parts unknown is the only man on the WWE board to successfully pin @PhenomenalV1 with a flying bodypress that would make Ricky the Dragon Steamboat weep.

I have no recollection of this incident, and I will erase it from SFAEW history faster than you can say "Ned_Flanders currently has the worst average Sim rating of any SFAEW Superstar"!

 

[TJASTA]

Yarr who the * cares

 

[Fleabane]

The Ophidian Academy has been established because creating the next generation of Old Boys is just as important as getting the fossils onboard.

As such, this is the roll call for all new members of the Academy; who will be the names you will hear, and the names you will fear in season 34!!!

Wickzki
Despite my attempts to ban all Carlton supporters from the Academy, I could not say no to the 10 year bigfooty veteran in Wickzki . I have also heard that this man from parts unknown is the only man on the WWE board to successfully pin PhenomenalV1 with a flying bodypress that would make Ricky the Dragon Steamboat weep.

and Fleabane
I admit, I have concerns about this one. To be honest, I'm just hoping the Bane of the Fleas can keep Bonz infestation issues under control, but the recruiters are adamant that he will be the surprise packet of the Old Boys in S34

Welcome aboard gentlemen. Its great to have our first Academy students out and about!!!

Thanks for the kind-ish welcome! You are right to have concerns as I'm a genuine rookie, a bit of a project one could say. Athletic but slightly built, obsessive, poor memory (example: I can barely recall the glorious good old days at the Ophidians - how does that even happen?). I like my creature comforts and I'm a rookie at pest control.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Thanks for the kind-ish welcome! You are right to have concerns as I'm a genuine rookie, a bit of a project one could say. Athletic but slightly built, obsessive, poor memory (example: I can barely recall the glorious good old days at the Ophidians - how does that even happen?). I like my creature comforts and I'm a rookie at pest control.

welcome aboard mate, looking forward to you being a part of our inaugural season

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Yarr who the fu** cares

Dear Mr TJASTA
I am aware that you are deeply hurt by your rejection to join the Ophidian Old Boys,
please try and keep some dignity by not producing any more pathetic public outbursts every time someone is honored to join our exclusive fraternity.

Wishing you well in your sad SFA existence

Chancellor Ophidian Old boys
Tigerturbulance

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Dear Mr TJASTA
I am aware that you are deeply hurt by your rejection to join the Ophidian Old Boys,
please try and keep some dignity by not producing any more pathetic public outbursts every time someone is honored to join our exclusive fraternity.

Wishing you well in your sad SFA existence

Chancellor Ophidian Old boys
Tigerturbulance

i remember that application

it was a MS Paint picture of a pirate riding Dino, and waving a sword in the air

 

[TJASTA]

Dear Mr TJASTA
I am aware that you are deeply hurt by your rejection to join the Ophidian Old Boys,
please try and keep some dignity by not producing any more pathetic public outbursts every time someone is honored to join our exclusive fraternity.

Wishing you well in your sad SFA existence

Chancellor Ophidian Old boys
Tigerturbulance

i remember that application

it was a MS Paint picture of a pirate riding Dino, and waving a sword in the air

Takin' bits from the Bombers now. Arrrgh.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Takin' bits from the Bombers now. Arrrgh.

well we took a fair bit from your lot, so we need to balance that out

 

[TJASTA]

well we took a fair bit from your lot, so we need to balance that out

Blow me down. Ye only took the lousy s**t from us though.

 

[Cadsky]

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I said clubs that don't deserve them. You're safe

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Blow me down. Ye only took the lousy sh*t from us though.

we didnt take Bastyy

no matter how many times you ask, WE ARE NOT TAKING BASTYY

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I said clubs that don't deserve them. You're safe