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[Blue__Balls]

Two Hawthorn-supporting mates of mine claim they knew they were gonna get screwed over after Kreuzer was paid a free kick at the opening bounce for no reason.

Went back and watched it to see what they were on about.

Kreuzer jumps for the ball, McEvoy looks at Kreuzer and shoves him in the chest with both hands.

Yep, that's a push lads...welcome to the real world, where the umpires don't let you get away with whatever you want.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

From the Hawks Board.

Still blaming the umps.





#FreekickHawthorn

As soon as Stevic wasn't playing for them I knew they were in trouble.

 

[Quazza]

"Dalhouse went down like he was shot!"

(followed a few mins later by.."

"actually, the more I see it, the worse it gets"

 

[Navara79]

Josh Kelly thread. Have fun trying to make sense of this.


Why do you care? Your club (Carlton) isn't even going to make the starting line. As for the overall trade, GWS have a lot more leverage now with carlton, and to a lesser extent brisbane and gold coast jumping over north in the trade queue. They can and I assume will play hard ball with north for a trade to the point where they make it impossible to get done, unless north can manage to find itself another first rounder. Josh may very well be compelled to sign on again for two more years, but GWS will have a disgruntled player on their hands.

 

[Moody Blue]

Two Hawthorn-supporting mates of mine claim they knew they were gonna get screwed over after Kreuzer was paid a free kick at the opening bounce for no reason.

Went back and watched it to see what they were on about.

Kreuzer jumps for the ball, McEvoy looks at Kreuzer and shoves him in the chest with both hands.

Yep, that's a push lads...welcome to the real world, where the umpires don't let you get away with whatever you want.

....well not this year. They got away with murder in previous seasons.

 

[SkyhorseTamer]

Snake is back, that fool who apparently knows what Kelly eats for breakfast everyday. His emotional investment in the Kelly D&T thread is unbelievable. Thats without looking at the top posters on the north board kelly thread...

 

[SBYM]

Josh Kelly thread. Have fun trying to make sense of this.


Why do you care? Your club (Carlton) isn't even going to make the starting line. As for the overall trade, GWS have a lot more leverage now with carlton, and to a lesser extent brisbane and gold coast jumping over north in the trade queue. They can and I assume will play hard ball with north for a trade to the point where they make it impossible to get done, unless north can manage to find itself another first rounder. Josh may very well be compelled to sign on again for two more years, but GWS will have a disgruntled player on their hands.

the heck is this?

 

[Faz 2000]

At the pub the other night, my mate who is the just the prototypical Essendon fan chimes in with this gem: "Charlie Curnow is overrated". FFS, bud, let us be excited about our guy for five minutes after being a complete rabble for a few decades.

I sighed. I set down my beer. And then explained to him for most of the second quarter why that was stupid, and why, no, Charlie Curnow is not overrated. Why stop a beautiful routine we've been doing for 15 years?

 

[Sector 7G]

At the pub the other night, my mate who is the just the prototypical Essendon fan chimes in with this gem: "Charlie Curnow is overrated". FFS, bud, let us be excited about our guy for five minutes after being a complete rabble for a few decades.

I sighed. I set down my beer. And then explained to him for most of the second quarter why that was stupid, and why, no, Charlie Curnow is not overrated. Why stop a beautiful routine we've been doing for 15 years?

He is no Aaron Francis.
The buyers remorse is starting to kick in.

 

[gandaal]

Essendon supporter in the Kelly thread:

St Kilda may be close to his parents, but Essendon is closest to the airport which is a huge factor for Josh according to my sources. Kid has got mad road rage and can't stand being in traffic. Will not entertain playing in the East until another airport is built.

 

[thylacine60]

Gotta be some sort of prize for that.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

ok that is actually hilarious

 

[thylacine60]

Like his car will even be moving on the Tulla.

 

[Canyouhearthedrums]

Has to be a pisstake

 

[Jabba73]

Essendon supporter in the Kelly thread:

St Kilda may be close to his parents, but Essendon is closest to the airport which is a huge factor for Josh according to my sources. Kid has got mad road rage and can't stand being in traffic. Will not entertain playing in the East until another airport is built.

Hope he doesn't have an animal phobia, will be trouble getting him to training near the zoo.

 

[Jabba73]

From the Norf board, Kelly thread.

They aren't interested in any of our players so they'll have to settle for pick 4.

The first part would be true, the second, not so much.

 

[sosos]

I read that as roid rage. So Essendon is appropriate.

 

[Weiterbot23]

He is no Aaron Francis.
The buyers remorse is starting to kick in.

I am real hard on my Essendon mates about Francis over Curnow.

I suggest you all do the same

 

[TENACIOUS]

From the Dogs Board

"Will have dust in my eye if Jake leaves.

Regardless;

Dogs: Pick 3, 2018 2nd rounder & Tom Williamson
Blues: Jake & Pick 26"

 

[Aphrodite]

^^^^^^^^

Pick 3 & Williamson hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ODNBlue]

If you're going to dream, may as well make it in colour...

 

[Cripps 'n' Blue Bloods]

From the Dogs Board

"Will have dust in my eye if Jake leaves.

Regardless;

Dogs: Pick 3, 2018 2nd rounder & Tom Williamson
Blues: Jake & Pick 26"

No way they're getting Willow! (apart from that being a ridiculous trade)

 

[happydude]

Keep stringer

 

[Magruder]

From the Dogs Board

"Will have dust in my eye if Jake leaves.

Regardless;

Dogs: Pick 3, 2018 2nd rounder & Tom Williamson
Blues: Jake & Pick 26"

Take pick 3 and Willow out of the equation and it's just about fair.

Actually * it, we'll keep our 2018 2nd too...

 

[mediumsizered]

From the Dogs Board

"Will have dust in my eye if Jake leaves.

Regardless;

Dogs: Pick 3, 2018 2nd rounder & Tom Williamson
Blues: Jake & Pick 26"

Someone has been into the wacky tobaccy.