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Stiffy_18 said:
I am sure you at least had a bit of a laugh :D
Only a very muted one. Very very muted. :D
 
GoSarge said:
Two boys are playing football in a Melbourne park, when one is attacked by a Rottweiller. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off a nearby fence, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.

A reporter, who was strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Bombers fan saves friend from vicious animal" He starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a bombers fan", the boy said.

"Tigers fan rescues friend from horrific attack", The reporter starts again.
"But I'm not a Tigers fan either", the boy says.

Then what are you? The reporter asked. "I'm a Port Power fan" replies the boy.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes;

"Low Life Bastard Kills Family Pet!".
So he wasn't a reporter then, he was from the AFL tribunal! :D
 

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Stiffy_18 said:
I received one yesterday as well. Its called "One hit wonders". It did the round around the office today :D

PS. Also a power point slide show.

Great job guys. I particularly like Mad_Dogs joke at the top of this page :D

Have you seenb the "women afl" joke. Jenny Williams must have eaten a dodgey pie.
 
Stiffy_18 said:
I received one yesterday as well. Its called "One hit wonders". It did the round around the office today :D

PS. Also a power point slide show.

Great job guys. I particularly like Mad_Dogs joke at the top of this page :D

Oh yeah I got that one a couple of times Stiffy, just saving it for now hoping the status quo remains at the end of the year, then a couple of um bandwagon paps who could not shut up about football september last year and are currently very quiet at the moment are getting a copy!
 
Punchy Bassett said:
Oh yeah I got that one a couple of times Stiffy, just saving it for now hoping the status quo remains at the end of the year, then a couple of um bandwagon paps who could not shut up about football september last year and are currently very quiet at the moment are getting a copy!
:D

Better be safe that sorry I guess :p
 
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Take it easy on them Tootsy.
These poor demented cows wouldn't know the meaning of character if it bit them in the arse. :p :D
 

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Damn straight! Anyway she's obviously a Freo supporter. What a pity I'm not crass enough to Photoshop it and past it on their board. :D
 
Yep, give me character over beauty anyday of the week. :o :D
 
A guy walked into a bar in Port Adelaide and orders a Bundy & Coke.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?"

"No", replies the man, "I'm from Norwood." The bartender looks at
him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Norwood?"

"I'm a taxidermist", said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"

The man says, "I mount animals".

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar.... "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
 
Just on the Port Adelaide theme (yes, I got an email with some Port jokes in it today :D )


How do you know when you're staying in a Port Adelaide hotel? When you call the front desk and say,

"I gotta leak in my sink,"

and the clerk replies,

"go ahead."


********************
Where was the toothbrush invented?

Port Adelaide. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

********************
A policeman pulls over a Monaro on Port Road and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wot?"

********************
A new law was recently passed in Port Adelaide. When a couple gets
divorced, they are STILL cousins.
 

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