OT: Some OT mirth

[Stiffy_18]

As you can probably imagine, some people thought it would be funny to send it to me as well.

I am sure you at least had a bit of a laugh

 

[*PAF]

I am sure you at least had a bit of a laugh

Only a very muted one. Very very muted.

 

[Stiffy_18]

Only a very muted one. Very very muted.

Mine was exactly the opposite

 

[Toots Hibbert]

Two boys are playing football in a Melbourne park, when one is attacked by a Rottweiller. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off a nearby fence, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.

A reporter, who was strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Bombers fan saves friend from vicious animal" He starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a bombers fan", the boy said.

"Tigers fan rescues friend from horrific attack", The reporter starts again.
"But I'm not a Tigers fan either", the boy says.

Then what are you? The reporter asked. "I'm a Port Power fan" replies the boy.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes;

"Low Life Bastard Kills Family Pet!".

So he wasn't a reporter then, he was from the AFL tribunal!

 

[CaptainDangerfield]

I received one yesterday as well. Its called "One hit wonders". It did the round around the office today

PS. Also a power point slide show.

Great job guys. I particularly like Mad_Dogs joke at the top of this page

Have you seenb the "women afl" joke. Jenny Williams must have eaten a dodgey pie.

 

[Stiffy_18]

Have you seenb the "women afl" joke. Jenny Williams must have eaten a dodgey pie.

No, haven't seen that one.

 

[Punchy Bassett]

I received one yesterday as well. Its called "One hit wonders". It did the round around the office today

PS. Also a power point slide show.

Great job guys. I particularly like Mad_Dogs joke at the top of this page

Oh yeah I got that one a couple of times Stiffy, just saving it for now hoping the status quo remains at the end of the year, then a couple of um bandwagon paps who could not shut up about football september last year and are currently very quiet at the moment are getting a copy!

 

[Stiffy_18]

Oh yeah I got that one a couple of times Stiffy, just saving it for now hoping the status quo remains at the end of the year, then a couple of um bandwagon paps who could not shut up about football september last year and are currently very quiet at the moment are getting a copy!

Better be safe that sorry I guess

 

[jc67]

 

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[Stiffy_18]

ROFLMFAO

Thanks jc67

 

[jc67]

ROFLMFAO

Thanks jc67

ta, It's just the pps that was mentioned earlier in this thread.
If somebody emails me the others i will post them too

 

[Toots Hibbert]

You utter, UTTER, UTTER,UTTER

 

[*PAF]

Take it easy on them Tootsy.
These poor demented cows wouldn't know the meaning of character if it bit them in the arse.

 

[Toots Hibbert]

Damn straight! Anyway she's obviously a Freo supporter. What a pity I'm not crass enough to Photoshop it and past it on their board.

 

[*PAF]

Yep, give me character over beauty anyday of the week.

 

[Mad Dog]

that is possibly the funniest thing I've seen in my life.......

 

[Wood_Duck]

that is possibly the funniest thing I've seen in my life.......

This was the one I mentioned a couple of weeks ago. I'm glad jc figured out how to post it.

 

[macca23]

A guy walked into a bar in Port Adelaide and orders a Bundy & Coke.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?"

"No", replies the man, "I'm from Norwood." The bartender looks at
him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Norwood?"

"I'm a taxidermist", said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"

The man says, "I mount animals".

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar.... "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

 

[macca23]

Just on the Port Adelaide theme (yes, I got an email with some Port jokes in it today )


How do you know when you're staying in a Port Adelaide hotel? When you call the front desk and say,

"I gotta leak in my sink,"

and the clerk replies,

"go ahead."


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Where was the toothbrush invented?

Port Adelaide. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

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A policeman pulls over a Monaro on Port Road and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wot?"

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A new law was recently passed in Port Adelaide. When a couple gets
divorced, they are STILL cousins.