Paddy Ryder

[Portology]

They are allowed back at 12.01am tomorrow morning. Would be a good laugh if they were let into the gym at 12.01 and Burgo and co. had an 8 hour session for them.

club should do this and the aflpa can go and get stuffed. needs a youtube vid! !

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

club should do this and the aflpa can go and get stuffed. needs a youtube vid! !

Haha - Andrew Fuss are you reading this!!

 

[Lagooner]

More they try to sneak into the gym at 12.01 and Burgo stops them with 'Nice try, go run a 3km time trial. Oh and tell Toumpas to hurry up and finish'.

Gold Jerry, gold!

DB: Great run boys! Here have a Powerade.

PR, AM: WHAT'S IN IT???!!!!1!

 

[Alberton Proud]

Will get media coverage here tomorrow, but you can guarantee the headline will be "Power Drug Cheats Return" and every reference from now on will be "former drug cheat"

 

[Doctor Feel]

Gold Jerry, gold!

DB: Great run boys! Here have a Powerade.

PR, AM: WHAT'S IN IT???!!!!1!

Burgess: "Peptides, it's supposed to help you recover by restoring mineral content in your fluids."

Ryder & Monfries: "...I think you mean electrolytes."

 

[Doctor Feel]

Will get media coverage here tomorrow, but you can guarantee the headline will be "Power Drug Cheats Return" and every reference from now on will be "former drug cheat"

lol how can you be a former drug cheat?

 

[RossFC]

Will get media coverage here tomorrow, but you can guarantee the headline will be "Power Drug Cheats Return" and every reference from now on will be "former drug cheat"

Drug cheats Ryder & Monfries return to cash-strapped Port Power. Also something about a cap exploding on page 87.

 

[Chrizzt]

Will get media coverage here tomorrow, but you can guarantee the headline will be "Power Drug Cheats Return" and every reference from now on will be "former drug cheat"

To be fair - that's what they are.

 

[actiongreggars]

Drug cheats Ryder & Monfries return to cash-strapped Port Power. Also something about a cap exploding on page 87.

Can you fit Tarps in there somewhere.

 

[Grave Danger]

lol how can you be a former drug cheat?

Same way Brad Hardie is a former Brownlow medallist...

 

[RossFC]

Can you fit Tarps in there somewhere.

Drug cheats Ryder & Monfries return to cash-strapped Port Tarpelaide. Also something about a cap exploding on page 87.

 

[Portology]

Burgess: "Peptides, it's supposed to help you recover by restoring mineral content in your fluids."

Ryder & Monfries: "...I think you mean electrolytes."

 

[DazzaTys]

Can you fit Tarps in there somewhere.

Probably reference it in whilst #119 in as well. Can't forget that either.

 

[Andre]

Probably reference it in whilst #119 in as well. Can't forget that either.

Returning drug cheats force salary cap strained Port Power to look at tarps again. Details on page 119.

 

[SR17]

Returning drug cheats force salary cap strained Port Power to look at tarps again. Details on page 119.

This!

 

[MitchIn3D]

Returning drug cheats force salary cap strained Port Power to look at tarps again. Details on page 119.

Implying that the advertiser could put together 119 pages worth of "news".

See inside, a 60 page spread on Eddie Betts, and his favourite wallpaper colours.


But seriously, can't wait to see paddy and gus back

 

[Hellgood]

The Angus Paddy is back! Bet they're chomping at the bit.

 

[Power Girl]

lol how can you be a former drug cheat?

Maybe they gave up being drug cheats for Lent

 

[Magpiespower]

Stayed up to 12.01 for this...

 

[RossFC]

 

[Steve Dore]

 

[Hammer#8]

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TIL from the article:

"Ryder missed an estimated $550,000 for the 2016 season, although Essendon agreed to a confidential payment."

 

[tribey]

next year ... Ryder2Robbie

"I'll give you a[n armchair] ride".

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

Pretty much has the AA first ruck and our B&F locked. Been a while since we had a big guy standing atop the elite.

 

[Doctor Feel]

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"I'll give you a[n armchair] ride".

Holy ****. Nostalgia.

My family and I used to say "I'll give you a ride" in the same tone as that guy for many years after watching that.