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Otherwise known as Clancee Unitas.

Anyone else notice his new do? Sharp as a tack. Forget Mzungu or Clarke's ridiculous barnets. Forget the dreads of Naitanui, the curls of Mayne and Priddis, the cueballs of Ablett and Chapman, or the wimpy hair of Nick Riewoldt (on his head).

This is a haircut that should be standard at Freo.

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Any more photos of this tremendous new haircut? You could set your watch to it.
 

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Maybe he's joined the US Marine Corp.
It suits the chevrons, doesn't it. The old guernsey made silly dos like Clive's or Mayne's look respectable. You can't get away with those hairdos in the new gear, and it probably explains Mayne's lesser form.

Harvey should march all the players down to the barber and give them the Clancee. I would expect a 25% performance improvement just from the haircut.
 
It suits the chevrons, doesn't it. The old guernsey made silly dos like Clive's or Mayne's look respectable. You can't get away with those hairdos in the new gear, and it probably explains Mayne's lesser form.

Harvey should march all the players down to the barber and give them the Clancee. I would expect a 25% performance improvement just from the haircut.
Clancee 'Jarhead Pearce.
 
It suits the chevrons, doesn't it. The old guernsey made silly dos like Clive's or Mayne's look respectable. You can't get away with those hairdos in the new gear, and it probably explains Mayne's lesser form.

Harvey should march all the players down to the barber and give them the Clancee. I would expect a 25% performance improvement just from the haircut.

Booo!!-Yahhhhh!!!
 
It's the new high street fashion do, really short on the back and sides, with whatever on top. Pretty much the same as Bartel, Masten and Riewoldt (bit more 30's dapper-esque than the rest though). McPhee has a variation on the same thing.

Wanky fashionista BS at its usual.
 
It's the new high street fashion do, really short on the back and sides, with whatever on top. Pretty much the same as Bartel, Masten and Riewoldt (bit more 30's dapper-esque than the rest though). McPhee has a variation on the same thing.

Wanky fashionista BS at its usual.
Probably in those cases, but do you think Clancee's costs any more than $10? He's on a rookie wage, I'd say his mum did it.
 

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Bombers' player panics in awe of new Pearce haircut.

Apart from how fabulous Clancee's barnet looks, I can't help but be dismayed at how ****ing ghey those red shorts pull up.

Oh, and whoever mentioned Masten's, slimy Hitler, wankee look, GTFO
 
Probably in those cases, but do you think Clancee's costs any more than $10? He's on a rookie wage, I'd say his mum did it.

Mate that cut would've cost him $110 let alone $10.

Being cool is costly for those to whom it does not come naturally.
 

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Chris Masten = worst haircut in the league. Absolute pansy and looks like an effing douchebag. Riewoldt not too far behind. Goddard also has the same haircut but for some reason he pulls it off.
 
It's the new high street fashion do, really short on the back and sides, with whatever on top. Pretty much the same as Bartel, Masten and Riewoldt (bit more 30's dapper-esque than the rest though). McPhee has a variation on the same thing.

Wanky fashionista BS at its usual.

w***er looks like Hitler!

Honestly, when I see him in his oversized hoodie, shorts and thongs at a local shopping centre, I am surprised as to just how small and puny he looks. Takes all my energy not to run into him with my shopping trolley!
 
His mum sounds a bit mean. Surely quid pro quo for taking the recycling out is fair enough?

Hmmmmm. It may put us at risk of cheating the salary cap. Not sure if it is worth it.

The day Fyfe grows a beard will be the day he surpasses Hird.

Some say Hird, others say Jesus. Tough call.
 
Hmmmmm. It may put us at risk of cheating the salary cap. Not sure if it is worth it.



Some say Hird, others say Jesus. Tough call.

Good call, it won't be long before the Church of Fyfe is erected where us mere mortals can pay homage to the Great One.
 

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