Player Haikus

[Sopwiths North]

When dealing with a loss, and when world peace still seems so far away, sometimes it helps to compose a gentle Haiku to ponder in the quieter moments of our journey. They help to while away the time, those dreaded gaps between wins, and those moments when you wonder about the meaning of the White no hyphen Power Ranger.


Everybody feel free to join in! There is no bad Haiku. And don’t anybody say that it’s not a very Shinboner-y thing to do either. There is great strength of spirit in the small but mighty poem.


Okay, I’ll start:


Two hands to the sky

Reaching, hair like Autumn leaves.

Hero, BBB.




Forward! Ruck! Defense!

Winter for Jordan Lewis!

Birth of Mighty Maj.




A dance with Browny

Eyes a-twinkle to the crowd

Clown and King, Jarrad.



okay everyone, let's see what you can do! Feel free to include ANY player, past, present or future (I have written 4 Josh Kelly Haikus already! Just sayin..), or even from a different club (*leaves herself a lead-in to the Lindsay Thomas Haiku Omnibus*)

Good luck!

 

[Gasometer]

"BOOMER WOES*


City of churches

Foul tasting water

Scary fans


Said we would meet

No reply

Wait outside


Boomers last game

Sea of tears

Dreadful cify

 

[Hojuman]

Don't Bogart that scoob, pass it here.

 

[ferball]

A city of blossoms and flowers
east the deep blue ocean
Wafting on the breeze - Vansterdam

 

[ferball]

Crash Bang Wallop!
Manbun
Jed's amok look out!

 

[Gasometer]

When dealing with a loss, and when world peace still seems so far away, sometimes it helps to compose a gentle Haiku to ponder in the quieter moments of our journey. They help to while away the time, those dreaded gaps between wins, and those moments when you wonder about the meaning of the White no hyphen Power Ranger.


Everybody feel free to join in! There is no bad Haiku. And don’t anybody say that it’s not a very Shinboner-y thing to do either. There is great strength of spirit in the small but mighty poem.


Okay, I’ll start:


Two hands to the sky

Reaching, hair like Autumn leaves.

Hero, BBB.




Forward! Ruck! Defense!

Winter for Jordan Lewis!

Birth of Mighty Maj.




A dance with Browny

Eyes a-twinkle to the crowd

Clown and King, Jarrad.



okay everyone, let's see what you can do! Feel free to include ANY player, past, present or future (I have written 4 Josh Kelly Haikus already! Just sayin..), or even from a different club (*leaves herself a lead-in to the Lindsay Thomas Haiku Omnibus*)

Good luck!

You may want to be specific about wat is required technically for a Haiku.

 

[ArchKing Carey]

Haiku is structured as 5 7 5 moras or "syllables"

 

[ArchKing Carey]

Am I a forward?
Crash bang, Tribunal 4 weeks
Jack could not care less

 

[ferball]

Haiku is structured as 5 7 5 moras or "syllables"

I thought it was like 9 5 9.

 

[Benage A Trois]

I thought it was like 9 5 9.

Google is your friend
Look for the answer you seek
It's not ****ing hard!

 

[ferball]

As priorities
ebb and flo
my give a **** meter
does not go

 

[Sopwiths North]

You may want to be specific about wat is required technically for a Haiku.

Gaso you did fine! That was a beautiful poem. Find healing in your verses, and don't worry about the rules and structures. Art will not be shackled.
Let it give you the courage to finally go inside.

 

[Sopwiths North]

Crash Bang Wallop!
Manbun
Jed's amok look out!

Was going to pick Jed next, but you beat me to it! Nice one ferbs!


Bright painter of souls
New Robo, kicker of goals
Have some Souvlarkey!

 

[RobZombie]

The boy from Clarence
Looking the goods in the twos
Done another knee

 

[Sopwiths North]

The boy from Clarence
Looking the goods in the twos
Done another knee

NOOOoooo!!!!

Let's hope that Hibbo
Has the same resilience
As dear old Gibbo

 

[Gasometer]

Gaso you did fine! That was a beautiful poem. Find healing in your verses, and don't worry about the rules and structures. Art will not be shackled.
Let it give you the courage to finally go inside.

Le Grille

Redemption at last.

 

[Dodecahedron]

Majak o Majak
Statuesque no more my friend
Tis good to defend

 

[The Other Dean]

NOOOoooo!!!!

Let's hope that Hibbo
Has the same resilience
As dear old Gibbo

Bearded and footloose
Kenny Loggins or Gibbo?
Both men of greatness

Majak o Majak
Statuesque no more my friend
Tis good to defend

Majak Daw defends
A butterfly flaps its wings
Peace in Korea

 

[Contra Mundum]

Bearded and footloose
Kenny Loggins or Gibbo?
Both men of greatness




Majak Daw defends
A butterfly flaps its wings
Peace in Korea

POTY


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[gokangas]

The boy stood on the burning deck
ummmm.....hang on .....I'll get back to this.

 

[RobZombie]

The boy stood on the burning deck
ummmm.....hang on .....I'll get back to this.

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Surveyed the senior list
"They sure do all play better
When they're not out getting pissed".

 

[ArchKing Carey]

Jy spins through the air
Would you class him a dancer?
He's a Candy seller

 

[Jisse W Smuth]

Huggo spluts a lup
Sumultaneous sleep wuth
Id Vuckers Wallis

 

[Sopwiths North]

Bearded and footloose
Kenny Loggins or Gibbo?
Both men of greatness

 

[Sopwiths North]

Falling barbell
Crushes weights room Zen
Stitches for Gibbo....