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Draftee
Sep 26, 2008
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Vic
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Hey im Poached eggs,
i barrack for North Melbourne
i love to eat eggs, especially poached eggs,
lets start off with some jokes, ive got some really lame ones here:

2 eggs were boiling in a pan, the female egg said to the male egg "ive got a crack" and the male egg said "but im not hard yet"

Q. What did the egg say to the clown?
A. You crack me up!

Q. What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
A. They egg-cellerated.

Q. How do you cook an egg on a summers day?
A. Sunny side up!!
 

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