Poetry in motion

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Richmond are crap
Richmond are sad
What can it be
That makes them so bad?

Could it be the heat
From fumbling a 3peat
Or are they berated
Because we know they’re overrated?

Cotchin thinks it’s a win
To kick against the wind
Dusty’s a ******* dud
Because his old man sells drugs

Rance tucked tail & run
After plugging Higgins’ missus bum
Lynch was only recruited
To deflect from her being rooted

When Riewoldt is copping a flogging
His only response is to start sobbing
Grimes has been exposed down back
Ever since Cox teabagged Rance with his sack

Sydney Stack is an absolute squib
Whilst Bachar refuses to eat pigs
Dion Prestia is a ******* pea heart
Vlastuin compliments him perfectly with brain farts

Will Hardwick be offered another season?
Why not, here’s a humorous reason
What more can these spuds offer you are asking?
Hopefully more LULZ, remember these flogs recruited Tambling

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

When the bun hits the sky
Like a big pizza pie thats
Libertore.

 

[FISTO]

From the moment Mabior arrived
His butthole was Nick's
Which was okay with Jayden
Because he preferred touching dicks