Competitions Position A Poster!

[This Is Anfield]

Haha, this teams going to have 15 players & 269 support staff!

 

["The Roar Is Back"]

I want first crack at the oppositions big shot .

 

[telsor]

Here goes a few...

Fumbler...dropped to the ressies...needs more match practice
Rusty Trombone...masseuse
Flea...rover
Tiger71... Too old to play, so coach it is
Groupie...bead of cheer squad
Chimp...forward pocket
Hooch and Wacky Tiger ..dietitians
Bananatigz - orange boy ( replaces no orange peeler)
nut...full back
The Roar is back...head of marketing
Calcium man- head of supplements
Rum balls and richoatthedisco - joint head of social committee
Tradesman- Boot studder
Kiwi Tiger- international scout
Scally wag...media man
Snatch...the club bike
Joker..sub
Dont argue- centre
Stylo- hairdresser
Turka- head of security

someone help me out with other possies

Forgotten already

 

[fumbler]

Here goes a few...

Fumbler...dropped to the ressies...needs more match practice
Rusty Trombone...masseuse
Flea...rover
Tiger71... Too old to play, so coach it is
Groupie...bead of cheer squad
Chimp...forward pocket
Hooch and Wacky Tiger ..dietitians
Bananatigz - orange boy ( replaces no orange peeler)
nut...full back
The Roar is back...head of marketing
Calcium man- head of supplements
Rum balls and richoatthedisco - joint head of social committee
Tradesman- Boot studder
Kiwi Tiger- international scout
Scally wag...media man
Snatch...the club bike
Joker..sub
Dont argue- centre
Stylo- hairdresser
Turka- head of security

someone help me out with other possies

I'm doggie.

Are the ressies allowed to sink stubbies on field?

 

[theflea]

the flea gets my vote for in and under midfielder......as his posts go beyond the surface

Thanks mate. I would be the modern midfielder at 188cm's.

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

Why has no one ****ing positioned me yet?

 

[_DBF_]

Why has no one ******* positioned me yet?

You clearly have attitude problems, buddy.

 

[Nostradumbass]

Clearly, I'm too good to be playing in this team.

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

You clearly have attitude problems, buddy.

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I play by my own rules, in my one man rat pack.

 

[3rdManUp]

I play by my own rules, in my one man rat pack.

With that avatar you could always shop yourself around over at the GWS board

But you know you'll be back!

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

With that avatar you could always shop yourself around over at the GWS board

But you know you'll be back!

And for less money!

He, he, he, Tigerland55 you are a genuis!

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

I would either be the Crowley type taking cheap shots, or the full forward plugger style not moving further then 30m away from goals

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I'll get my hands on some shit for the boys You know.... Dank style.
I'll need a shifty bastard coach though....you know Hird like.
Call me Dr.Feelgood.

 

[Rubber Hips]

Forgotten already

Nah...just ran out of time...

Telsor, as a frigate in the Alliance Fleet in STar Wars, we need you as HBF - Steve Morris type
Rodner Dangefield - Club Doctor
Nostradumbass - Tactician
Tigerland 55 - suspended for foul language
This is Anfield - Talent Scout


....help me out someone

 

[Gentlemen]

I was always a fan of the, let us say, "big boned" kid in the juniors that was just shoved into the forward pocket.

Couldn't run to save his life but boy was he good in a marking contest. I styled myself after this club hero.

 

[_Wang_]

Here goes a few...

Fumbler...dropped to the ressies...needs more match practice
Rusty Trombone...masseuse
Flea...rover
Tiger71... Too old to play, so coach it is
Groupie...bead of cheer squad
Chimp...forward pocket
Hooch and Wacky Tiger ..dietitians
Bananatigz - orange boy ( replaces no orange peeler)
nut...full back
The Roar is back...head of marketing
Calcium man- head of supplements
Rum balls and richoatthedisco - joint head of social committee
Tradesman- Boot studder
Kiwi Tiger- international scout
Scally wag...media man
Snatch...the club bike
Joker..sub
Dont argue- centre
Stylo- hairdresser
Turka- head of security

someone help me out with other possies

Rubber Hips - 131% dtm ead

 

[telsor]

Telsor, as a frigate in the Alliance Fleet in STar Wars, we need you as HBF - Steve Morris type

erm...*cough*...That was named after me...(I'd actually forgotten)

GF at the time wrote starwars fanfic, and knew/swapped stories with the author so ... My nickname became a ship name (I think it was meant to be a 'nice' gesture, but we'd split up by the time it was published, so the impact was lessened). Never did read the book, although that was more due to not enjoying the genre so much than anything to do with the relationship ending.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Nah...just ran out of time...

Telsor, as a frigate in the Alliance Fleet in STar Wars, we need you as HBF - Steve Morris type
Rodner Dangefield - Club Doctor
Nostradumbass - Tactician
Tigerland 55 - suspended for foul language
This is Anfield - Talent Scout


....help me out someone

Geez, if I'm a talent scout I'm looking elsewhere than this board! I do like the thought of someone with "dumbass" in their name being the tactician!

 

[Stylo]

Stylo- hairdresser

Does this mean I'm responsible for Dusty's hair? I'm truly sorry everyone

 

[captain blood 17]

I'm ruck. My one directional unskilled posting means I'm probably very much in the Richard Lounder/Ben Marsh/Trent Knobel skill set. You know it makes sense.

 

[telsor]

I'm ruck. My one directional unskilled posting means I'm probably very much in the Richard Lounder/Ben Marsh/Trent Knobel skill set. You know it makes sense.

You MUST be more mobile than Lounder.

Hell, you could be nailed to the floor and still be more mobile.

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

... who wants to be in my rat pack?

*NOTE: You will be traded off to other boards at the end of the year.

 

[GH213]

... who wants to be in my rat pack?

*NOTE: You will be traded off to other boards at the end of the year.

If all goes well I should be getting some fresh ink tomorrow so I'm in but I've got a clause in my contract that says I can never be traded ... tattoos improve football ability. All of Dusty's magics comes from his tattoos. GAJ has a tramp stamp that's why he is so good.

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

If all goes well I should be getting some fresh ink tomorrow so I'm in but I've got a clause in my contract that says I can never be traded ... tattoos improve football ability. All of Dusty's magics comes from his tattoos. GAJ has a tramp stamp that's why he is so good.

As Bob Murphy says it makes you 15% tougher

 

[Tiger71]

If all goes well I should be getting some fresh ink tomorrow so I'm in but I've got a clause in my contract that says I can never be traded ... tattoos improve football ability. All of Dusty's magics comes from his tattoos. GAJ has a tramp stamp that's why he is so good.

My secret to my football prowess, and just quietly I have it on good authority that cotchin and ellis do this as well. Our secret is that we plat our public hair. Its fantastic!